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Poginu floydi (ovi danasnji bez Watersa) i odu u raj. Pozdravlja ih Sv. Petar i kaze: "Dobrodosli, ocekivali smo vas, evo pridruzite se nebeskom bendu, Elvis peva, Sinatra na klaviru, Hendrix na gitari a komponuje Roger Waters. Floydovci onako zbunjeno gledaju Peru i pitaju ga kad je umro Waters. On se sagnu i sapnu im: ma to je samo Bog, ali umislja da je Roger Waters

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A scientific expedition disembarks from its plane at the final outpost of civilization in the deepest Amazon rain forest. They immediately notice the ceaseless thrumming of native drums. As they venture further into the bush, the drums never stop, day or night, for weeks.

The lead scientist asks one of the natives about this, and the native's only reply is "Drums good. Drums never stop. Very BAD if drums stop."

The drumming continues, night and day, until one night, six weeks into the trip, when the jungle is suddenly silent. Immediately the natives run screaming from their huts, covering their ears. The scientists grab one boy and demand "What is it? The drums have stopped!"

The terror-stricken youth replies "Yes! Drums stop! VERY BAD!"

The scientists ask "Why? Why? What will happen?"

Wild-eyed, the boy responds," . . . BASS SOLO!!!" -

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Q- What do a vacuum cleaner and an bass guitar have in common?

A- Both suck when you plug them in.

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Ulazi bubnjar u prodavnicu instrumenata i kaze prodavcu - Nema vajde od bubnjeva, presaltavam se na nesto drugo. Pocne da razgleda po radnji i posle par minuta kaze - U redu, da ces mi harmoniku i saksofon.

Prodavac ce na to - Aparat za gasenje pozara cu vam rado prodati, ali radijator stvarno ne mogu.

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Chisto da ne bude da sam samo otvorio temu...

 

Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

A: Would you like fries with that?

 

Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

 

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

 

A sada sledi moj izbor razloga zasto je gitara bolja od ribe, veri mach

lajk 'zasto je pivo bolje od zene':

 

WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

 

You can play your Guitar any time of the month.

Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.

You can share your Guitar with your friends.

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.

Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.

Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.

Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.

If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.

Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.

Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.

Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.

You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.

If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.

You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

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You can share your Guitar with your friends.

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played

Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.

Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.

Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.

If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.

Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.

Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.

You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.

If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.

You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

Po ovim primjerima mi se čini da uvijek biraš uobražene ribe sa samopoštovanjem.

 

Nije valjda da je i izgled među kriterijumima?

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Po ovim primjerima mi se čini da uvijek biraš uobražene ribe sa samopoštovanjem.

 

Nije valjda da je i izgled među kriterijumima?

Pa, u stvari 'izbor' je znachio fore koje valjaju poshto je bilo nekih potpuno neinteresantnih... Fakat je da je i podsvest uchinila svoje pri izboru... icon_wink.gif

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Stara hippie baba sretne black metal bend i upadne u razgovor sa njimate pita prvoga:

- A sta si ti u bendu?

Ja sam basista.

- U to je tako super, basista je puls benda, groove, ma meni je uopste bas tako mocan instrument, to je tako divno.

Potom upita drugoga:

- A sta si ti?

Ja sam klavijaturista.

- Klavijaturista,a? Strasno, harmonije, solaze, atmosfera, ma ti si sve.

Potom treceg:

- A ti?

Ja sam Pjevac.

- Pjevac, divno. To ti je najbolje. Pjevac je frontmen, daje najvise intervjua, kupi najvise curica, ma fantasticno.

Pa cetvrtog:

- Ti?

Gitarista.

- Gitarista, ma loodilo. solaze, eroticnost, samo kad se sjetim Jimmy Page-a u moje vrijeme...

I na kraju petoga:

- A ti?

Ja sam bubnjar.

- E jebi ga, sta ces.

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Stara hippie baba sretne black metal bend i upadne u razgovor sa njimate pita prvoga:

- A sta si ti u bendu?

Ja sam basista.

- U to je tako super, basista je puls benda, groove, ma meni je uopste bas tako mocan instrument, to je tako divno.

Potom upita drugoga:

- A sta si ti?

Ja sam klavijaturista.

- Klavijaturista,a? Strasno, harmonije, solaze, atmosfera, ma ti si sve.

Potom treceg:

- A ti?

Ja sam Pjevac.

- Pjevac, divno. To ti je najbolje. Pjevac je frontmen, daje najvise intervjua, kupi najvise curica, ma fantasticno.

Pa cetvrtog:

- Ti?

Gitarista.

- Gitarista, ma loodilo. solaze, eroticnost, samo kad se sjetim Jimmy Page-a u moje vrijeme...

I na kraju petoga:

- A ti?

Ja sam bubnjar.

- E jebi ga, sta ces.

zar nije basista poslednji icon_confused.gif

svejedno je user posted image ali vise volim prozivke basista ph34r.gif

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