Bata Trokrilni Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Trzalica, naizgled, bezopasna stvar u tvojoj glavi napravici dar-mar jer moji manevri vesti su vrlo umreces odma' kad ti je nabijem u grlo! Shljokicom. Kaća ne voli šljokice, njih samo fenserke cene, al' kad joj ih bacim u okice, ka Valhali će ona da krene. Posterom Che Guevare! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuria Malkava Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Pod posterom stojis, ocaran herojem "Sve ovo je postigo sa krvlju i znojem" Al poster se skotrlja i pade sa zida, (Gej ti je na avataru ova piramida) Naravno, kao, ubio te je tako... Nestrucnom akupunkturom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bata Trokrilni Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Ona kaže da Axel Rudi Pell je gay, a ja joj kažem - plavooka, hej, akupunkturu ću na tebi izvesti, al' nisam stručan, pa će te u pakao odvesti. Bananom! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuria Malkava Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Ne, samo je piramida gej. Kakva ti je piramida, bolje crkni ti od stida, ili za Princa, jos brutalnije, Nek si bananu u grkljan nabije. Majonezom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bata Trokrilni Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Mala brzo stihove piše, ali će zato prestati da diše kad joj u usta umesto pekmeza nabijem malo otrovnog majoneza. Malmsteenovom gitarom, baby! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuria Malkava Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Mozda Ingvija rado slusas, Ali ces ovo s'gorcinom da kusas Pojesces mu gitaru od vrata do trupa Zicama te davim pride, a srce ti lupa. Nosferatu vampirima... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Joe Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Mala voli strasne vampire vise nego krompir pire al' doci ce ti tvoja ljubav glave kad te u coporu nakaze zadave Pire krompirom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inuria Malkava Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Pire krompir mutim, sa sve toplim mlekom Sastacu te rado s' ovim vrucim lekom Krompir pire vreo, u grlo ti seo (?) I vrelinom svojom zdrelo ti izjeo. Cajnikom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
3vil Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 (edited) Dosla si na chaj,ali nemam vode, Tri Suze u chajnik ce da ode, Kuvacu te s hibiskusom, i zvati nekog drugog,jer mi treba secer Mixetom Edited March 26, 2007 by 3vil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogisha007 Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 (edited) Bejah na 'certu Kanibal Korpsa, Kad Evil krenu smarat' pun horsa, Dohvatih toncevu tesku miksetu, Izdrobih glavu tom bednom psetu (no hard feelings ) Cekicem. Edited March 26, 2007 by ogisha007 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Owl Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 ogisha - VRH pesmica!!! Ovakvog kalibra, strasnog poetu, prosto mi zao cekicem utuci, makar mi poslednje bilo na svetu, moram te zveknuti, jerbo cu puci!!! kljucem (automehanicarskim) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mina. Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Kod vulkanizera krenula je sova Auto joj je ostao bez krova Vulka uzme kljucic da krov regulishe Ali ipak zveknu sovu, sova odma' lipshe! Kiselim kishama. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Owl Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 :) Lile su kisele kise, ne moz' da s' opise, Astarte sprzise, sad je nema vise kasikom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mina. Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Kratko i jasno! Kanibal sam postala, nesto mi se jelo Odoh ja do sove, rasporih joj celo Uzeh onda kasiku, u mozak zamocAh I na ovaj gadni nacin zivot joj okoncah! Punomasnim mlekom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Joe Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Punomasno mleko ''Kravica'' je cudo ali ti ga ne volis, bas si dete ludo Sasucu ti ga u usta, i da gore bide turicu ti masni jogurt i secera pride Violinskim kljucem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mina. Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 :) Ahahahahahahahaha... Kao da me stvarno poznajes! Mnogo si se zajebala, o, ti, sestro slatka Sad cu se osvetiti, nema ti povratka! Pusticu ti narodnu pesmu onu pravu - Violinskim kljucem rasporiti glavu! "Nesreca" na gradilistu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Owl Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Znam da gradjevinca, ti imas mladica. Lepo sam ti rekla, e cudnog li bica, kada si na skeli sa njim nemoj mesat pica, sad od tebe samo, osta par dugmica. nekim dosadnim filmom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mina. Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Smorila se sovica, boleo je zub Odluci se, otide u video klub. Uzela je pornic mislec' da je fora, Dosla kuci, pustila, umrla od smora. Giljotina. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted March 26, 2007 Report post Posted March 26, 2007 Ponavlja te se previse... dajte malo inventivnosti... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Joe Posted March 27, 2007 Report post Posted March 27, 2007 Sto ne volis masno mleko lose ce ti bude Meri ti je spremila predstavu za ljude Giljotina na sred Kneza tebi sledi a Kinez sto seckat' voli u 1. redu sedi Ubijte me nozem za giros. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
3vil Posted March 27, 2007 Report post Posted March 27, 2007 Posle pogubljenja,Mary je otishla da gricne, Kod mene na kiosk,htela je giros krvav, Zgrabih Nozh i zakachim joj ruku, Ona pade mrtva,nije platila,nema veze,valjda ce naic' neko gladan. Plave kose umrljane krvlju, Plave ochi vishe ne sijaju, U njih sada vrane kljun zabijaju, Pridruzicu ti se preko Marshallovog pojacala. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Joe Posted March 27, 2007 Report post Posted March 27, 2007 u bacanju rima nisi los al' se sirit' nece dugo jos ovo pojacalo prastaro je, znaj al' ce tvoju glavu smrskati k'o zmaj Gumom s kamiona. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mina. Posted March 27, 2007 Report post Posted March 27, 2007 Hvali se Meri da voziti zna Udje u Stojadina, pu jebem je ja! Kamion je cuknu ispade iz kola Guma kamiona je pregazi na pola. Turpijom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Joe Posted March 27, 2007 Report post Posted March 27, 2007 Dok posao obavljam sve se samo pusi devojcici turpijam i oci i usi a da pride napravim i nestasluk pravi smirglom cu ti lagano prelazit' po glavi Papirnom maramicom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
3vil Posted March 27, 2007 Report post Posted March 27, 2007 Jednog dana odlucio sam 3li doktor biti, Sanjam dan kada cu te otvoriti, Stomak ti rasporiti i maramicu papirnu u tebi zaboraviti, Ako slucajno prezivis,racun usluge ce te dotuche. Kako i dolikuje srpskome zdravstvu. Punjacem za mobilny telefon,ali stwarno,budite kreatiwni. Kada kazem kreativni nemojte da mi ga nabijete nigde,ni da me umlatite. Bacate hejt na moju sarmu-sataras, Uzmes lepo listu,odshtampas,pa pogledas, Zabezeknuti smo,A!Kako sad to? Nije se razmishljalo kad lepo sam govorio. Odavde vidim,vidim ko se smorio! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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