opeth Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Ima li neko neku dobru poruku.Neku de puknes od smijeha? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
*nitro* Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 "ROFL" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Шарки Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 "Euog.j dolaz.in" Пијани ортак пре три године. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usher Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Najjače kad je kevu od moje ribe muvao neki šiptar preko SMSa, misleći da je neka riba... Piše nešto što se ne može razumeti, a ja re-poslao sebi, pa dao ujakovom ortaku da prevede, valjao sam se od smeha. Neke perverzije u fazonu "jebao bih te do zore, samo da si sada tu"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrosaurus Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Ovo je vec treci pokusaj ovakve (SMS) teme u par meseci. Jedna je obrisana, druga je na Snazi http://www.yumetal.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=27264 A evo nam i trece ... Ni jedna nije bas zazivela, bojim se ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashi Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 "Euog.j dolaz.in" Пијани ортак пре три године. Imao sam ja bolje. :) Šteta što nije sačuvana. Bila je duža, a jedine razumljive reči bile su sad i gotiv, i bio je tu neki 31, možda taj autobus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katahazah Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 "U kebc ti jebnem gal gsam isd ubio od 4 piub a dosta meni gladnomd studentau anul pza8uvek lorde envo me u ajrhsu j u bem ti kurac" Sloba do groba, 02.11.06., 23:51 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goxy Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 "U kebc ti jebnem gal gsam isd ubio od 4 piub a dosta meni gladnomd studentau anul pza8uvek lorde envo me u ajrhsu j u bem ti kurac" Sloba do groba, 02.11.06., 23:51 ajde sad prevedi eh ti gladni studenti,prebiju se od 4 piva Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinstrel Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Ja imam samo jednu koju cuvam: "Dosta mi je svega! Preksinoc si se vratio juce ujutru, ako se i veceras vratis sutra, nemoj ni da se vraca". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Шарки Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 "U kebc ti jebnem gal gsam isd ubio od 4 piub a dosta meni gladnomd studentau anul pza8uvek lorde envo me u ajrhsu j u bem ti kurac" Sloba do groba, 02.11.06., 23:51 АууууууУ!!!!!! :D :D :D Ja imam samo jednu koju cuvam: "Dosta mi je svega! Preksinoc si se vratio juce ujutru, ako se i veceras vratis sutra, nemoj ni da se vraca". ШТА ЈЕ ПЕСНИК ХТЕО ДА КАЖЕ!?!?!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedite Govna Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 ...uzela si zilet presjekla si vene cime cu se brijati mislis li na mene... lol! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axeanosilas Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Ja imam samo jednu koju cuvam: "Dosta mi je svega! Preksinoc si se vratio juce ujutru, ako se i veceras vratis sutra, nemoj ni da se vraca". Надам се да ти је није послао неко од родитеља. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavrosaurus Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Poslala mu mačka! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinstrel Posted December 13, 2006 Report post Posted December 13, 2006 Kad sam joj rekao da je Grand sranje jel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondie Posted December 14, 2006 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 Надам се да ти је није послао неко од родитеља. svalerka meni neki perverznjak poslao davno nesto tipa `ja sam tvoja zlatna zelja, ispunicu ti ribicu tri puta` ili tako neki fazon sad imam mobilni, ali nemam sms opciju, osim sto mi samo racun stize preko sms, kao - napominjemo vas da platite i te fore.. a i mrzi me da kucam.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonHeart Posted December 14, 2006 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 @blondie: Kako nemas sms opciju? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondie Posted December 14, 2006 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 dragon_djetic: e brate nemam.. sta znam, kompanija kaze - ukljucicemo ti ako nam dajes mjesecno 3 dolara.. a ja operisana od potrosackog mentaliteta ne dam ni dolara vise uzela sam telefon jer mi treba zarad bizMisa, ali nista vise od toga.. 50 dolara mjesecno, neograniceno picim lokalne i long-distance.. k`o Kemo, ne silazim s telefona, sta ce mi sms Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonHeart Posted December 14, 2006 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 Kako je cudna ta kompanija Muka ti je da kuckas poruke, jer ti se prsti utrnuse od kuckanja po tastaruri Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondie Posted December 14, 2006 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 tastaturu vidim, a i kucam na slijepo.. na mobilnom sve sitno, po tri puta ubadam dugmice sto je cudna kompanija.. tako sve rade.. oces sms? plati dodatno. oces voicemail - plati dodatno. oces call forwarding - plati dodatno.. hold - dodatno itd itd itd.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonHeart Posted December 14, 2006 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 Vidis, u Crnoj Gori je to besplatno Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedite Govna Posted December 14, 2006 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 hm, kod nas je uplata 30 dolara za sms i pozive preko mobitela, sto recimo meni ladno moze da traje dobrih par mjeseci, jer je nekih 25 centi po poruci... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashi Posted December 14, 2006 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 svalerka meni neki perverznjak poslao davno nesto tipa `ja sam tvoja zlatna zelja, ispunicu ti ribicu tri puta` ili tako neki fazon :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Álvaro Recoba Posted December 14, 2006 Report post Posted December 14, 2006 "Не мог' ти одговорим, не'ам кредит..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondie Posted December 15, 2006 Report post Posted December 15, 2006 Vidis, u Crnoj Gori je to besplatno nego sta, ko ne plati na mostu plati na cupriji ovdje je fazon da ti ljudi koliko toliko posteno izbace u cenat svaka usluga koliko kosta, bilo to poziv, sms, voicemail ili BILO koja opcija.. i kad racun stize, to je cijeli roman - ono, cisto da se zna da je sve `posteno`. gledam domace kompanije - imaju `flat ratu`..nema niko blage koliko ih izadje svaka usluga, ali `platim ja tako (lupam) 30 eura mjesecno, i tu imam SVE` mis`im, realno, dodje mi da pomislim da je taj vas sms u Crnoj Gori stvarno BESPLATAN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Sailor Posted December 15, 2006 Report post Posted December 15, 2006 Nije besplatan ali je 1 cent od 22:00 do 8:00 kao i cijelog vikenda (ProMonte) odnosno od 19:00 do 7:00 (valjda) svakim danom (T-Mobile), which is kinda cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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