B@K@ Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Darn! Now I can't unread it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cayca Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милица Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 :) Ево један женски шовинистички... Створио Бог човека и жену и остало му још да уради једну ствар па да сматра да је успешно обавио посао. И, долази он код њих и каже им: "Имам за вас још две ствари, које морате поделити између себе." Пита Адам "Која је прва?" Бог му одговори "Способност да пишаш стојећки". Он одговори "Дај мени, хоћу ја то, како је то супер, можеш да трчиш и пишаш, да се попнеш на дрво и пишаш, хоћу ја то, дај мени, дај мениииии!!!" И Бог му да способност да пиша стојећки, и он отрчи на дрво сав срећан и почне да пиша. Ева пита Бога: "Боже а која је друга ствар коју си хтео да нам даш?" А Бог каже: "Памет, Ево, памет..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feniks . Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Da odmah odgovorim...istom merom Stvori Bog muškarca i ženu. nakon toga, obrati se muškarcu : "Super si ispao" i ženi : "jebiga, ti ćeš morati da se šminkaš" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милица Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Хаха, стар је, али је још увек добар Ево и ја ћу да одговорим (зар си сумњао? ) Дакле: Бог је прво створио човека, па тек онда жену. Сваки прави уметник прво створи скицу, а тек онда уметничко дело. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashi Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Nekad se zajebe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisus Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Pa zene i jesu umetnicko delo spram muskaraca, ali skica uvek ima dusu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejbe Kompajler Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Pa zene i jesu umetnicko delo spram muskaraca, ali skica uvek ima dusu. znači, sa ovim se taaaaaaako slažem... bravo, bato Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisus Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Glasaj za mene na sledecim izborima. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashi Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милица Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Pa zene i jesu umetnicko delo spram muskaraca, ali skica uvek ima dusu. Јао како је ово диииииивно Претпостављам да је жена уметничко дело зато што има сисе? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisus Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Da, i 2 rupe. P.S. No offense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeronikaJeOdluchilaDaUmre Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 I ne samo to! I guzu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fapril ethereal Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 i uska ramena... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Tri rupe, sisuse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STARSHOOTER_SUPREME Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Previshe rupa ocigledno mora da bije jaka promaja pa nema vajde da mozak ili dusha ostane Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милица Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Da, i 2 rupe. P.S. No offense. Па и није увреда... Previshe rupa ocigledno mora da bije jaka promaja pa nema vajde da mozak ili dusha ostane Чак ни ово није увреда Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeronikaJeOdluchilaDaUmre Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Jer je krajnje nelogicna Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novaliis Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Svidja mi se luka.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STARSHOOTER_SUPREME Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Crni ili beli? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vudun Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Три рупе нашег Титаника. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novaliis Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 u kojoj plovi Beli Titanik.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisus Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Tri rupe, sisuse. Znam, brojao sam one medju nogama. Mada, neke i tu imaju 3. Jel treba link? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милица Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Ух.... Па ајде... Знам да не желим ово да видим, а знам да ми опет неће дати ђаво мира и мораћу да погледам... Ај унапред да ставим смајли... Ајде, дај линк Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces High Posted January 28, 2009 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 hahah radoznala Milica hahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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