Џрк Posted January 29, 2009 Report post Posted January 29, 2009 (edited) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pijani Rus pokušao silovati rakuna pa mu životinja iz osvete odgrizla penis RUS Aleksander Kirilov nije se dobro proveo kada je želio začiniti svoj izlazak s ekipom tako što je pokušao silovati rakuna. Mudra životinja odgrizla mu je penis. On je sa svojom ekipom pio kada je naletio na opasnu životinju. "Kada sam ugledao rakuna, pomislio sam kako bi se mogao malo zabaviti", rekao je 44-godišnji Aleksander začuđenim kirurzima u bolnici u Moskvi, piše Sun. Kirurzi će pokušati popraviti ono što se na Aleksanderovoj "muškosti" popraviti da. "Rekli su mu kako "stvar" može ponovno funkcionirati, ali da ne mogu vratiti ono što je rakun odgrizao", rekao je Aleksanderov prijatelj te dodao kako to što ostalo i nije baš nešto previše. Aleksander će sigurno drugi puta dobro promisliti nakon što odluči pijan silovati neku životinju. I.Kri. http://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/p...is/418792.aspx :) Edited January 29, 2009 by H.J Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feniks . Posted January 29, 2009 Report post Posted January 29, 2009 kakav debil... Evo vic, bas se slaze sa ovim gore tekstom Trogodisnji decak u kadi istrazuje svoja jaja i upita: - Mama, da li je tu unutra moj mozak ? Majka odgovara: - Ne sine, nije jos.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Селектор Posted January 30, 2009 Report post Posted January 30, 2009 osam rupa za žene sedam za muškarce mi vodimo Не можете да водите никако кад и ми имамо осам рупа! Преброј мало боље! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ајлин Posted January 30, 2009 Report post Posted January 30, 2009 hajd reci kako to imaš osam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
niking Posted January 30, 2009 Report post Posted January 30, 2009 um, one u svakom slucaju imaju jednu vise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ајлин Posted January 30, 2009 Report post Posted January 30, 2009 niking, ček da vidimo možda selektor nije selektor nego selektorka nije prvi put da se muški zabroje... izvesni muški posle sumnjive lokacije ejakuliranja kaže svojoj ženskoj: "ma šta se nerviraš, idi piški da spereš to i nema problema!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukyo Posted January 30, 2009 Report post Posted January 30, 2009 Koga će crkva staviti na gol u utakmici protiv džamije? - Časnu sestru, koja ga nije primila već 40 godina... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4R15 Posted January 30, 2009 Report post Posted January 30, 2009 pocepo sam se od smeha,izgleda da nam je i razbijac na ovoj temi http://forum.krstarica.com/showthread.php?t=260614 Vec sam 3 posta procitao, ne spominje jebanje. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_ Posted January 30, 2009 Report post Posted January 30, 2009 How to behave on an internet forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashi Posted January 30, 2009 Report post Posted January 30, 2009 Yeh I agree!!1! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted January 31, 2009 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 Vec sam 3 posta procitao, ne spominje jebanje. http://forum.krstarica.com/search.php?searchid=875389 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Селектор Posted January 31, 2009 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 hajd reci kako to imaš osam Две ноздрве, два увета, уста, пупак, пркно, главић = 8, зар не?! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashi Posted January 31, 2009 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 Pupak nije rupa, samo udubljenje. Možeš da računaš suzne kanale ako hoćeš. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oʞɾoƃ Posted January 31, 2009 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 Možeš i pore na koži ako hoćeš. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeronikaJeOdluchilaDaUmre Posted January 31, 2009 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 U ja imam jos jednu plus ! Pirsing rupa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashi Posted January 31, 2009 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 Možeš i pore na koži ako hoćeš. Mnogo su sitnije. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejbe Kompajler Posted January 31, 2009 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 Pupak nije rupa Istina, pupak je član jumetala Dokaz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Селектор Posted January 31, 2009 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 Молим лепо, пупак се не сме занемарити! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bejbe Kompajler Posted January 31, 2009 Report post Posted January 31, 2009 Znači, morala sam da odem do glavne stranice da proverim to svojim očima, mislila sam da se zaebavaš... Aaaa, koji kralj!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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