METAL Man Posted May 27, 2009 Report post Posted May 27, 2009 Hehe, pa da onda napravimo temu gde cemo samo da se smejemo? kakve ribe: http://www.efukt.com/pictures/48.jpg Ladno je lik imao isti avatar kao ja?! :) http://www.efukt.com/pics/16_What_Have_You..._Your_Ass?.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footog Qpoos Posted May 27, 2009 Report post Posted May 27, 2009 otisao ciga kod doktora... doktor ga pregledao i saopstava mu tuznu vest... -zivecete jos 7 dana... -od cega doktore,od cega... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyzzz Posted May 27, 2009 Report post Posted May 27, 2009 ciganija... evo nešto staro... šta radi ciga na ulici? smrdi... šta radi ciga na raskrsnici? smrdi na sve strane... šta radi ciga u kartonskoj kutiji? živi... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footog Qpoos Posted May 28, 2009 Report post Posted May 28, 2009 hahaha... zasto ciga pusta brkove kada ide u vojsku.... da bi ga zvali "brko",a ne "cigo" ciga kod lekara... -doktore,nece sin da mi jede ni meso,ni mleko,ni voce,ni povrce,ni slatko... -pa zasto nece? -pa nema se... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphy Posted May 28, 2009 Report post Posted May 28, 2009 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisus Posted May 28, 2009 Report post Posted May 28, 2009 šta radi ciga u kartonskoj kutiji? živi... Ja znam ovakvu verziju. Sta rade 2 cigana u kutiji? - Zive. A sta radi jedan cigan u kutiji? - Zivi k'o car. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejbe Kompajler Posted May 28, 2009 Report post Posted May 28, 2009 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejbe Kompajler Posted May 28, 2009 Report post Posted May 28, 2009 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted May 28, 2009 Report post Posted May 28, 2009 Ne mogu da verujem, koji uber trash za sve pare Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted May 28, 2009 Report post Posted May 28, 2009 Pre neki dan prolazim pored starackog doma,kako ima terasa sa stolovima i stolicama,i ozvucenje,sede starci tu a na zvucnicima se cuje nickelback side of a bullet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
~SilentWarrior~ Posted May 28, 2009 Report post Posted May 28, 2009 Staracki dom "Poslednji trzaj" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisus Posted May 28, 2009 Report post Posted May 28, 2009 Decji krematorijum Mali Plamicak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baal Posted May 29, 2009 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 Recesija Zivim u malom primorskom gradicu. Svi smo u dugovima do grla. Turisticka sezona ravna nuli - nikoga nema, niko ne dolazi, niko se ne najavljuje da ce doci. Za Uskrs, iznenada kod Mate u panisionu, dodje neki Amerikanac. Trazi apartman. Ima slobodnih! Amerikanac ostavi 100$ na recepciji, uze kljuc i ode da obidje apartman. Mate zgrabi lovu i otrca do mesara da mu vrati dug za nabavljeno meso. Mesar uze pare i ode da plati dug svom dobavljacu. Ovaj je brze bolje otrcao do farme da plati prase seljaku za koje je dugovao jos od Bozica. Seljak uze pare i otrca do lokalne "mlade" koja mu je duze vrijeme davala na kredit i zaprijetila da ce poceti uracunavati i kamate. "Mlada" dotrca u Matin pansion da plati dugovanja za sobu jos od prosle godine. Mate uze pare, a Amerikanac sidje u tom momentu i rece da mu ne odgovara apartman. Mate mu vrati njegovih 100$ i Amerikanac ode. Svi u nasem mjestu su zakljucili da iako nije bilo neke velike zarade od tog Amerikanca, bar su uspjeli vratiti dug i da nema razloga za brigu... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyzzz Posted May 29, 2009 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 Staracki dom "Poslednji trzaj" ja sam čuo za starački dom "Lavovi"... svaki dan neko rikne! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIZARD OF GORE Posted May 29, 2009 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 Staracki dom "Poslednji trzaj" valjda klanica, a ne starački dom.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisus Posted May 29, 2009 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 Ovaj voc sam upravo smislio. Sta kaze peder kad ima proliv? - Dobio sam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted May 29, 2009 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 Јуче сам се просрао ка' медвед, појео сам пола тегле слатког од јагода, кева се крстила. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted May 29, 2009 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 Ja isto pojedem po pola tegle ali nisam se usrao dosad Ovi moji ortaci nisu normalni kakve ideje imaju Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Милица Posted May 29, 2009 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 Ovo mi je ispalo kao rezultat nekog kviza na fejsbuku: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vudun Posted May 29, 2009 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 Јуче сам се просрао ка' медвед, појео сам пола тегле слатког од јагода, кева се крстила. :) Па имамо ВЦ тему! Ovo mi je ispalo kao rezultat nekog kviza na fejsbuku: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fapril ethereal Posted May 29, 2009 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 Milko...joooojjjj!!!!!!! :) :) Ne mogu da verujem, koji uber trash za sve pare au... da li je moglo grdje? :mrtav: ne razumem cemu? verovatno je isti lik komponovao i Neka kreeene pesma nasha,pesma nashih odbojkasha i Volimo te otadzbino nasha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted May 29, 2009 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 I Srbija i Crna Gora pobediti mora za Olimpijadu 2004. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkullKrusheR Posted May 29, 2009 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 meni ih je vishe zao nego shto mi je smeshno, ali ima trenutaka za pishanje. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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