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  • 7 months later...

Sepulturium

 

A heavy metal only found in Brazil on Chaos A.D., discovered Beneath the Remains by extremely good lyricist Max Cavalera. Known to be extremely deadly in it's first four stages. After it reches its Roots, it is completely useless. Often causes Schizophrenia and Morbid Visions. If children are exposed, it causes them to Refuse food and Resist their parents. It could also cause the obliteration of mankind.

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  • 4 weeks later...
A LETTER TO TARJA (Tuomas version of A Letter To Dana, Sonata Arctica)

 

Tarja my darling I'm writing to you

'Cause I'm kicking you out, don't have no doubt

I don't want you in the band anymore

I used to hope you'd break up, but not anymore Tarja

 

You're eyes didn't betray you, this letter is real

I'm not really sorry for the pain that you feel

And I hope Marcelo and you die in misery

Tarja my darling I'm finally free

 

Tarja my darling I'm writing to you

'Cause the dead boy is dead, it was really really sad

And I wanted Simone as the singer at first

But we took you instead, we must be cursed

 

Little Tarja Turunen oh Tarja my dear

How I'm glad that you are not here

We decided for Tarja Turunen one day

To leave us away, far away

 

No you can't suprise me anymore

I slept with Marco before

And it's so easy to let you go

Tarja, Tarja, Tarja, TARJA

 

I don't think that I told you, Jukka and I slept together

But I know Marcelo is holding you, and just for you to know

I slept with him too

It's a sin, fucking with him, love is the feeling that I feel now

I wish I could throw you out again, but I already did

Simone is hotter than you

 

Tarja oh Tarja I'm writing to you

You probably didn't know that, I slept with Emppu too

I'm old and I'm feeling like a fish

By the way now the band's name is Faggotwish

 

Little Tarja Turunen oh Tarja my dear

How I'm glad that you are not here

We decided for Tarja Turunen one day

To leave us away, far away

 

 

 

 

 

Hahahahahahajaa :D Ja gotivim Nightwish skroz,volela sam ih oduvek i kontam kako je ovo zalosno i ismevanje ali...PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

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