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Im a norwegian in Serbia all of july and i dont have shit to do

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I am a Norwegian in Novi Sad all of July and i dont have shit to do, i am only going to be hanging out at the explosive stage at exit but thats it. Any small metal gigs happening around the Novi Sad/Belgrade area? Black metal and Death metal is preferred, but i will go to pretty much anything aslong as its not metalcore. If not, any good metal bars in Novi Sad?

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No gigs in that period, no metal bars in Serbia let alone Novi Sad.

But you can drink anywhere you like.

Zderi ko svinja jebo te bog.

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8 hours ago, KazimKazim said:

Come to IDJ party, bro

It definitely is a brutal genre plus you're likely to get laid, go with it

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Hey fuckers, help this guy and go grab a beer with him if you are in Novi Sad. That's no way to treat a guest. 

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Ima neki metal bar u NS, ali sam zaboravio kako se zove, tamo iza nekog parkinga...

Just go out and fuck.....

 

 

 

yourself!    :D

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3 hours ago, emil3010 said:

Hmm alright. Thanks for the help anyway :)

 

None of us who replied to the topic are from Novi Sad, that's why you got nothing, the officer who scolded us made it look worse than it is, but that is his job :P

 

Give us your list of top 10 bm albums for you, I would like to see the list, since you say you are not into mallcore :azal:

Also give some recommendations of your more recent favorites that we might not have heard, a hidden favorite, as this forum likes to call it :blek:

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Here is a list of my favorite top10 Norwegian black metal albums in your honor, to make amends and score points with my admin:

I'm obsessed with lists

alphabetical order

  • Aura Noir - The Merciless
  • Burzum - Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
  • Burzum - Filosofem
  • Dødheimsgard - 666 International
  • Emperor - In the Nightside Eclipse
  • Emperor - Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
  • Emperor - Prometheus
  • Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
  • Satyricon - Nemesis Divina
  • Thorns - Thorns

 

This might be the most predictable list I ever made :blek:

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i posle neko pita zašto ne volimo cigane i ustaše ccc


Norwegian guy, try banjalucki cevap, index sandwich, hit some chardas at the outskirts of the city down on the Dunav river and ask for fish paprikash, favorite food of our god and idol Nikola Jokic... way more entertaining than metal bars with fat gothic chicks
just ask the folks around the city, they'll give you the directions

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Шта ти имаш против фет готик чикс?? Има добрих кад се мало заперу :haha:

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^Hhahahahahahaha

 

I think he wouldn't have a hard time trying to bang an actual hot Serbian metal chick, being Norwegian and all, once he finds one :haha:

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Ако каже да је из норвешке и почне да прича било шта на норвешком, гарантујем да би убо и неку до јаја фенси паћеницу а не само металку.

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Pa normalno, eventualno da skine šiljke kad ide na promenadu i jebe za 15 minuta

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5 hours ago, Мајор Гашпар said:

Sreto, ja bih da to...

Svakako ce da kaze da smo....

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Thanks for all the tips my dudes!:blek:

My favorite black metal albums:

1. Satanic Warmaster - Carelian Satanist madness

2. Taake - Hordalands Doedskvad

3. Goatmoon - Finnish Steel Storm

4. Satanic Warmaster - Strenght and honour

5. Horna - Envaatnags Eflos Solf Esgantaavne

6. Burzum - Hvis lystet tar oss

7. Shining - Halmstad

8. Grand Belial's Key - Foul Parody of The Lord's Supper

9. Summoning - Let the Mortal Heroes Sing Your Flame

10. Mork - Eremittens Dal

 

Some good albums i listened to recently:

Nokturnal Mortum - Lunar Poetry

Dodsferd - Fucking Your Creation

Spectral Wound - Infernal Decadence

Shaarimoth - Temple of the adveersial fire

Sielunvihollinen - Hautaruhtinas

Wedard - Einsamer Winterweg

6 hours ago, Demon Seed said:

None of us who replied to the topic are from Novi Sad, that's why you got nothing, the officer who scolded us made it look worse than it is, but that is his job :P

  

Give us your list of top 10 bm albums for you, I would like to see the list, since you say you are not into mallcore :azal:

 Also give some recommendations of your more recent favorites that we might not have heard, a hidden favorite, as this forum likes to call it :blek:

 

I think i might stick around at this forum, im trying to learn Serbian because of relatives and friends and this place might be a good place for me to practice. 

5 hours ago, Demon Seed said:

^Hhahahahahahaha

 

I think he wouldn't have a hard time trying to bang an actual hot Serbian metal chick, being Norwegian and all, once he finds one :haha:

I will go for that actually if i see one, Serbian women are great. 

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Closed as fixed.

Don't mix panonian cocaine and slavonian slivovitz... and vice versa.

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6 hours ago, emil3010 said:

I think i might stick around at this forum, im trying to learn Serbian because of relatives and friends and this place might be a good place for me to practice

You couldn't be more wrong here :haha: 

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Moraćemo da pritegnemo gramatiku

 

Kad ubaci siroma čovek Iobarine tekstualne abominacie u translator...

Feel free to stick around!

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Goatmoon, GBK... Majore, ovaj je izgleda tvoj saradnik
 

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