Twiggy
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Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.”Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an example. I am thebread-winner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mum is theadministrator of money, so we’ll call her Government. We take care ofyour need, so let’s call you The People. We’ll call the maid theWorking Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do youunderstand son?”
Son: “I’m not really sure, Dad. I’ll have to think about it.”
That night awakened by his brother’s crying, the boy went to seewhat was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled hisdiaper, the boy went to his parents’ room and found his mother soundasleep. He went to the maid’s room, where, peeking through the keyhole,he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy’s knocking went totallyunheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his roomand went back to sleep.
The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: “Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is.”
Father: “Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?”
Son: “Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class,Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored andthe Future is full of $hit.”
good one..
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they are insaine.. can't decide for the fev. album..and i don't need to..
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e bash mi je drago da se kezite..umim i ja da se kezim vidite
ovo je strava ..
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shame on you boy for not knowing the Wintersun..
05.01.2010 Ensifers allready getting exited..a nije nit ova godina proshla..ah' taman malo prije mog rodjendana..ne triba mi bolji poklon..i think not..
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не знам колико си провалила да се она зајебава?
ko ja? ne zajebavam vas uopshte..imam kartu sachuvanu..ak' mi ne vijerujesh (skenirat chu je)..jebote..zar je do toga doshlo..pa sht' bih srala bezveze.. ah' svashtaaaaaaaaaaaaa...:udri::udri:
pa nisam rekla da ih je teshko vidit uzivo..al' mnogi ljudi nikad neche imat tu shansu..u tom sam smislu mislila..
edit: evo jebem ga vishe...stvarno mrzim kad mi ljudi ne vijeruju..
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C.C 15/09 uh'..my head is still kind'a spinnning...still hearing bats in my ears..it was bloody good gig'..
p.s: narsile pazi da ti ne ispadnu zubi puno se kezish tu..
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not all of us have to have actual balls to scream..
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Imago Mortis
Wings of Dust
Handful of Nothing
Hopeless pile
Of hopeless bones
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yes' laugh..... at least i lived to see them live..which was very imortant to me..plus Daniel stated at the end of the concert how this is one of the most blackest cities they ever played at..
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Mmmmardukkkkk jedan o najjachih live perf. evr..al' bilo je to davno..2007..jbt...blah'..zaboravila sam sht' sam jucher jela..Hell hope they come soon again..i'm still waithing..for another headbanging bloodbath.. mada nesht' se usporila black scena ove godine kod mene ovdi..a sad chekam Ensiferummmm live uskoro..
mortuus
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why only young girls should strip
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