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  1. POLITICALLY CORRECT DICTIONARY

     

    Actor: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth

     

    Actress: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth (and occasionally great beauty)

     

    Android: bipedal, non-human associate, bearing immense knowledge and skill

     

    Bag boy: agricultural product organizer

     

    Bald: follicularly challenged

     

    Bomb: vertically deployed antipersonnel device

     

    Boy: oppressor-to-be

     

    Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation

     

    Cafeteria: dining facility

     

    Car: earth-unfriendly, vertically-challenged mode of transport

     

    Car Wash Worker: vehicle-appearance specialist

     

    Cat: quadruped non-human associate

     

    Cheating: cooperative assignment

     

    Computer: machine bearing immense power and fallibility

     

    Criticism: unjust self-esteem reducer

     

    Dead: metabolically challenged

     

    Demand: propose strongly

     

    Derision: nontraditional praise

     

    Dirty Old Man: sexually focused, chronologically gifted individual

     

    Dumb: cerebrally challenged

     

    Evil: niceness deprived

     

    Exercise: body enhancement through exertion

     

    Failure: non-traditional success

     

    Fart: human ozone depletor; ecologically incorrect expression

     

    Fat: horizontally challenged: person of substance

     

    Garbage collector: sanitation engineer

     

    Gas Station Attendant: petroleum transfer technician

     

    Girl: pre-woman

     

    Guess: anomaly maneuvers: repetitive predictions

     

    Handicapped: physically challenged

     

    Heroine: hera

     

    Homeless person: residentially flexible individual

     

    Hurricane: himmicane (non sexist)

     

    Ignorant: factually unencumbered

     

    Incorrect: alternative answer

     

    Individualism: uncooperative spirit

     

    Information: overly structured trivia

     

    Insane: reality challenged

     

    Kill: creating a permanent state of metabolic dormancy; servicing the target (military)

     

    Lazy: motivationally dispossessed

     

    Lost: locationally disadvantaged

     

    Man: oppressor

     

    Manhole: maintenance portal

     

    Misunderstand: personalized interpretation

     

    Monster: person of scales

     

    Mugging: unforeseen funding of underclass

     

    Murderer: termination specialist

     

    Nerd: under-attractive, cerebrally gifted individual

     

    Numismatist: capitalist monetary acquisition expert

     

    Nut: hexagonal rotatable surface compression unit

     

    Off: energy efficient

     

    Old: chronologically gifted

     

    Perfume: discretionary fragrance

     

    Pervert: person engaged in nontraditional espionage

     

    Pissed off: satisfaction deprived

     

    Political: amorally gifted

     

    Poor: economically marginalized

     

    Prisoner: client of the correctional system

     

    Prostitute: body entrepreneur

     

    Redneck: rustically inclined

     

    Rich: economically maximized

     

    Secretary: stationery engineer

     

    Sex: cooperative physical fitness

     

    Sexist: gender biased with niceness deprived overtones

     

    Short: altitudinally disadvantaged: vertically challenged

     

    Sleepy: under-alert

     

    Smart: cerebrally gifted

     

    Specialist: physician having concentrated on a particular field of tax shelters

     

    Structure: impersonal hindrance

     

    Tall: vertically gifted: altitudinally endowed

     

    Teacher: volunteer knowledge conveyor

     

    Teaching: personality repression

     

    Television: medium of electrons moving in disorganized patterns

     

    Tired: rest-challenged

     

    Uglier: over under-attractive

     

    Ugliest: over-under-attractively gifted

     

    Ugly: under-attractive

     

    Unemployed: non-waged

     

    Unsure: conceptual conflict

     

    Waiter: waitron

     

    Waitress: waitron

     

    White: melanin-impoverished; member of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority

     

    Woman: w/o man; womyn

     

    Zipper: interlocking slide fastener

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  2. Mislim da je u pitanju ovo drugo s obzirom da se već odavno znalo da Moai statue imaju i telo:

     

    AhuTongariki.jpg

     

    Ja sam još pre nekoliko godina čuo da je postojala inicijativa da se i ostale glave iskopaju u dubinu da bi se otkrio ostatak statua ali da čileanska vlada iz nekog razloga nije dala dozvolu za izvođenje tih radova... sve do sada. E sad, zašto su baš sad dozvolili to iskopavanje, ko zna.

     

    Pretpostavljamo da postoji jaka veza između tih simbola i identiteta tvorca statue, ili onih kojima je ona pripadala.

     

    Očekujte uskoro novu epizodu Ancient Aliens-a na temu "Drevni vanzemaljci i misterija Uskršnjeg Ostrva". ;)

     

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  3. Opasna i napeta utakmica, žao mi je Bajerna, stvarno mislim da su zaslužili trofej više od Čelzija, kojima opet svaka čast, nisu svakako nezasluženo došli na tron, ali mi je njihov stil igre dosadan, jebao ih Murinjo i njegove bunkerčine.

     

    Ali hajlajt celog prenosa na RTSu je bio kada je Pantela poručivao Coi komentatoru da se mane fudbala i prešalta na manekenstvo, vrištao sam :haha:

  4. Aha, izvalio sam, prvo gledam šta kk, pa sam onda vid'o slova dole. Ja nemam tih problema, u lokalnoj prodži 20din komad noname CD/R, i to ga stave u najobičniju providnu kesu, nema ni kutiju hahah

  5. Lunare, hvala ti mnogo! Valjda će da radi Tekken ovaj, nisam mogao da nađem torrent nijedan sa seederima, svaka ti čas'! Havoc, ako ne bude šljakao, javim ti se da mi srežeš :pivopije:

  6. Nabavio sam Sony 1a i dva džojstika, ludilo je krenulo ponovo, međutim oskudevam u igrama, pa htedoh da pitam da li neko zna neki dobar sajt sa kojeg se mogu skidati igre za isti, prvenstveno mi treba Tekken 3! :)

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