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Posts posted by Jabba the Hutt
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Kakav si ti kreten.
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POLITICALLY CORRECT DICTIONARY
Actor: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth
Actress: metamorphosing being, possessing great wealth (and occasionally great beauty)
Android: bipedal, non-human associate, bearing immense knowledge and skill
Bag boy: agricultural product organizer
Bald: follicularly challenged
Bomb: vertically deployed antipersonnel device
Boy: oppressor-to-be
Brainwashing: cognitive accommodation
Cafeteria: dining facility
Car: earth-unfriendly, vertically-challenged mode of transport
Car Wash Worker: vehicle-appearance specialist
Cat: quadruped non-human associate
Cheating: cooperative assignment
Computer: machine bearing immense power and fallibility
Criticism: unjust self-esteem reducer
Dead: metabolically challenged
Demand: propose strongly
Derision: nontraditional praise
Dirty Old Man: sexually focused, chronologically gifted individual
Dumb: cerebrally challenged
Evil: niceness deprived
Exercise: body enhancement through exertion
Failure: non-traditional success
Fart: human ozone depletor; ecologically incorrect expression
Fat: horizontally challenged: person of substance
Garbage collector: sanitation engineer
Gas Station Attendant: petroleum transfer technician
Girl: pre-woman
Guess: anomaly maneuvers: repetitive predictions
Handicapped: physically challenged
Heroine: hera
Homeless person: residentially flexible individual
Hurricane: himmicane (non sexist)
Ignorant: factually unencumbered
Incorrect: alternative answer
Individualism: uncooperative spirit
Information: overly structured trivia
Insane: reality challenged
Kill: creating a permanent state of metabolic dormancy; servicing the target (military)
Lazy: motivationally dispossessed
Lost: locationally disadvantaged
Man: oppressor
Manhole: maintenance portal
Misunderstand: personalized interpretation
Monster: person of scales
Mugging: unforeseen funding of underclass
Murderer: termination specialist
Nerd: under-attractive, cerebrally gifted individual
Numismatist: capitalist monetary acquisition expert
Nut: hexagonal rotatable surface compression unit
Off: energy efficient
Old: chronologically gifted
Perfume: discretionary fragrance
Pervert: person engaged in nontraditional espionage
Pissed off: satisfaction deprived
Political: amorally gifted
Poor: economically marginalized
Prisoner: client of the correctional system
Prostitute: body entrepreneur
Redneck: rustically inclined
Rich: economically maximized
Secretary: stationery engineer
Sex: cooperative physical fitness
Sexist: gender biased with niceness deprived overtones
Short: altitudinally disadvantaged: vertically challenged
Sleepy: under-alert
Smart: cerebrally gifted
Specialist: physician having concentrated on a particular field of tax shelters
Structure: impersonal hindrance
Tall: vertically gifted: altitudinally endowed
Teacher: volunteer knowledge conveyor
Teaching: personality repression
Television: medium of electrons moving in disorganized patterns
Tired: rest-challenged
Uglier: over under-attractive
Ugliest: over-under-attractively gifted
Ugly: under-attractive
Unemployed: non-waged
Unsure: conceptual conflict
Waiter: waitron
Waitress: waitron
White: melanin-impoverished; member of the mutant albino genetic-recessive global minority
Woman: w/o man; womyn
Zipper: interlocking slide fastener
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Mislim da je u pitanju ovo drugo s obzirom da se već odavno znalo da Moai statue imaju i telo:
Ja sam još pre nekoliko godina čuo da je postojala inicijativa da se i ostale glave iskopaju u dubinu da bi se otkrio ostatak statua ali da čileanska vlada iz nekog razloga nije dala dozvolu za izvođenje tih radova... sve do sada. E sad, zašto su baš sad dozvolili to iskopavanje, ko zna.
Pretpostavljamo da postoji jaka veza između tih simbola i identiteta tvorca statue, ili onih kojima je ona pripadala.
Očekujte uskoro novu epizodu Ancient Aliens-a na temu "Drevni vanzemaljci i misterija Uskršnjeg Ostrva".
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Ne seri, pa ono sam ja na bini hahahaha, a Grabulja za harmonikom, o živote! Koji je to hepening bio
Evo jedna iz istog tog kluba, samo od pre nedelju dana
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Nudim usluge reinstalacija operativnog sistema(Win samo), fizičkih radova svakojakih vrsta(malterisanje, krečenje, štemovanje...), takođe se jako dobro razumem u stolariju. Usluge naplaćujem u naturi, dakle pivo, klopa, rame za plakanje...
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Mejkover moje jaše!
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Jedini fudbal koji ovih dana igram više od Haxballa, kult jebeni
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Opasna i napeta utakmica, žao mi je Bajerna, stvarno mislim da su zaslužili trofej više od Čelzija, kojima opet svaka čast, nisu svakako nezasluženo došli na tron, ali mi je njihov stil igre dosadan, jebao ih Murinjo i njegove bunkerčine.
Ali hajlajt celog prenosa na RTSu je bio kada je Pantela poručivao Coi komentatoru da se mane fudbala i prešalta na manekenstvo, vrištao sam
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Nije moj, ortakov, zajmim ga za svirke često, dominira u svakom pogledu!
Jao, slika. Evo.
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Koja sektalika od fotke!
I'am i ja konja za tu trku.
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Aha, izvalio sam, prvo gledam šta kk, pa sam onda vid'o slova dole. Ja nemam tih problema, u lokalnoj prodži 20din komad noname CD/R, i to ga stave u najobičniju providnu kesu, nema ni kutiju hahah
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Lunare, hvala ti mnogo! Valjda će da radi Tekken ovaj, nisam mogao da nađem torrent nijedan sa seederima, svaka ti čas'! Havoc, ako ne bude šljakao, javim ti se da mi srežeš
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Nabavio sam Sony 1a i dva džojstika, ludilo je krenulo ponovo, međutim oskudevam u igrama, pa htedoh da pitam da li neko zna neki dobar sajt sa kojeg se mogu skidati igre za isti, prvenstveno mi treba Tekken 3!
D.R.I.
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Samo bih da primetim da je koncert na EXITu bio karanje!