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Black Diamond

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  1. ...да гледаш Сехиград?

    xaxa ne nego jurenje prosli put sam ga sanjala sa mlitavim dupetom :D

    "I couldn't help but wonder..." XD

  2. sanjam ja kao neki lik sto mi se svidja vec duze vreme... i sad ja njega jurila jurila i konacno ga uvatim, odemo kod njega u stan, ugasimo svetlo i tri tacke i ja kao pitam "pa oces li vise" a on kao "vec sam unutra" uzas kad sam se probudila tolko sam se ismejala ko kreten :D i jos sto sam se razocarala, to moja podsvest pokusava da mi kaze da batalim :D

  3. ja ih negujem photoshopom lol :D zezam se kaladont je zakon, a jedam moj ortak, njemu se nikad u zivotu nie pokvario zub, ne moze da ima karijes, nasledno kaze blago njemu

  4. How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?

    Cut the rope.

     

     

    What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

    You cry when you cut an onion.

     

     

    If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?

    The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.

     

     

    What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?

    The baby doesn't cry.

     

     

    What do you call an emo kid outside the mall?

    Anything he'll cry no matter what you do.

     

     

    What do you call 1000 emos at the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start.

     

     

    How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?

    None, they just sit there in the dark and cry.

     

     

    How to drive an emo insane?

    Put 'em in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.

     

  5. AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAAAA

    Sve gledam i razmišljam, koji je tebi kurac, šta s tobom nije u redu, dok nisam pročitala o čemu se radi :):):)

    imam knjigu iz 1908 gde pise o tome kako je masturbiranje bolest... i kako se sprecava

    kao da ne bude pretoplo, da se ne zadrzava previse u vc-u...

    i isti ovi simptomi su nabrojani lol

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