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comment_963767
btw, da li znas da je Rif umalo bankrotirao one nedelje??

sada su uveli secer u kesicama...

i ne sluze ga maloletnicima, osim u pratnji starijih!!!

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pa zato ih mi vodimo...

 

inace slidza u potpisu je seeeeeeeeexy!

 

kajem se zbog onog debela...

 

Gresio sam... wallbash.gif

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comment_963786
jesi jesi, zgresio si!!! srami se!

sta vam je sa forumom? ne fercera bas najbolje (tj. uopste)

Da da da da da.... Sestru mu j.... u p....!

 

I ja se bas zapitah, ali nadajmo se da ce to cokoladica zakrpiti, kad zakrpi sebe....

 

comment_963951

Ovde samo Lilly i Zu..,ovaj, Vucko caskaju.

E ljudi, stigla mi na mail jedna jako cool stvar od ortaka, ne mogu a da je ne podelim sa vama. Jeste kompletno napusavanje nas metalaca, al posto je na ovom forumu to cesta tema, verujem da se niko nece mnogo ljutiti http://www.yumetal.net/forum/style_images/...B-155/icon4.gif

 

GRIND METAL

-The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

 

POWER METAL

-The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princes and they make love in an enchanted forest.

 

TRASH METAL

-The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fuck her... easy and quick

 

HEAVY METAL

-The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beer and fucks the princess

 

FOLK METAL

-The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess.

 

VIKING METAL

-The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves.

 

DEATH METAL

-The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon fuck the princess and kills her, then leaves.

 

BLACK METAL

-The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle... then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her....then he impaales the deflowered princess.

 

GORE METAL

-The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her... then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time. YEAH(prim. ur.)

 

DOOM METAL

-The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide... the dragon eats his body and the princess as well.

 

PROGRESIVE METAL

-The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess` bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

 

GLAM METAL

-The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy`s appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess` make-up to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

 

INDUSTRIAL METAL

-The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene geastures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

 

 

KEEP FIGHTING ..HAIL

 

comment_964208
Ovde samo Lilly i Zu..,ovaj, Vucko caskaju.

PROGRESIVE METAL

-The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess` bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

 

He, He Zucko... je moj drug i ucenik, nemojte nas mesati..., ovo za prog metalce je zakon

comment_965327
Ovde samo Lilly i Zu..,ovaj, Vucko caskaju.

E ljudi, stigla mi na mail jedna jako cool stvar od ortaka, ne mogu a da je ne podelim sa vama. Jeste kompletno napusavanje nas metalaca, al posto je na ovom forumu to cesta tema, verujem da se niko nece mnogo ljutiti http://www.yumetal.net/forum/style_images/...B-155/icon4.gif

 

GRIND METAL

-The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

 

POWER METAL

-The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princes and they make love in an enchanted forest.

 

TRASH METAL

-The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fuck her... easy and quick

 

HEAVY METAL

-The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beer and fucks the princess

 

FOLK METAL

-The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess.

 

VIKING METAL

-The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves.

 

DEATH METAL

-The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon fuck the princess and kills her, then leaves.

 

BLACK METAL

-The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle... then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her....then he impaales the deflowered princess.

 

GORE METAL

-The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her... then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time. YEAH(prim. ur.)

 

DOOM METAL

-The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide... the dragon eats his body and the princess as well.

 

PROGRESIVE METAL

-The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess` bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

 

GLAM METAL

-The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy`s appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess` make-up to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

 

INDUSTRIAL METAL

-The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene geastures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

 

 

KEEP FIGHTING ..HAIL

ne opet wallbash.gif

ima oko desetak takvih tema po yumu

al nema veze

jako zanimljivo

 

 

najace je

 

DOOM METAL

-The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide... the dragon eats his body and the princess as well. icon_smile.gif

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