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  1. Drobik,pobogu,sta je ovoj na poslednjoj sliki?!?!?!?!Mamma mia!!!!Deluje krajnje ispuhano!
  2. Aman.Ljudi,pre Velike Svadje Oko Toga Ko U Crkvi Ima Veca Muda nije bilo ni pravoslavlja ni katolicanstva. ili ako cemo preciznije,oduvek su i bile razdvojene,posto vec za Konstantinova zemana je razlika izmedju Istoka i Zapada bila pogolema.Oh and one more thing.Ako je pravoslavlje vec toliko dosledno korenima hriscanstva,sto bogosluzenja nisu na latinskom?
  3. Anton NI U KOM SLUCAJU nije osnivac satanizma,ono sto on propoveda je VRLO LABAVO povezano sa satanizmom.A i Krouli je pajser svoje sorte.
  4. Opsa!!!E ovoj me raduje
  5. Pa gde nestade u trecem kadru?I jel se meni samo cini ili je ovo Ketrin Zita Dzons?A i ovaj klinac mi lici na nekog glumca...I may be wrong....Ali definitivno nema cune u trecem kadru.
  6. Cuti bre,dve ih ima ovdenak,idu u bivsu mi osnovnu...Socuvaj me boze i sakloni,NBG opsedaju emovci...
  7. Mnjenja sam da ovde vec ne pomaze ni malj ni budak.Grabulje braco,grabuljama ovo zatuci.... mito,sine moj,pa ova druga je iz mog kablo!Mislim da i znam ko je!!!!
  8. Brate,oni su Murder Metal,kraj diskusije
  9. PA ima elemenata,nije da nema DING DONG DAHMER'S DEAD!!!
  10. A di ja mogu naci jos ovojega?
  11. The Joker

    Max Payne

    Igra u kojoj se kokate pandane brufena kao health.Sta dalje pricati? I ja bih imao bullet time da zagutam tolike tablete Salu na starnu,obozavam ovu igru...truje se naokolo da ce biti filma
  12. The Joker

    Legacy Of Kain

    Pa jbt,prica nije dovrsena.
  13. Fala,fala Ulazi lik u kafanu i sve nesto pljucka i gundja:Pu,ala baba vozi,pu,pu,ala baba vozi... Seda lik za sank. -konobar,daj jedno pivo!Pu,ala baba vozi... -Sta pljujes covece? -Ma pusti(pu!)...Putujem ti ja tako(pu,pu,pu)od Novog Sada do BG-a(PU!),kad nasred puta mi se pokvari auto..Pu,ala baba vozi!!!Stopiram ja,valjda ce me neko preveze do prvog naselja(PU!),kad ono stane baba u jugicu.Kaze ona meni(pu!)aj upadaj sinko,ja sav zahvalan i obradovan sednem..PU,alaj baba vozi!Vozi baba tako,krene da pretice neku kamioncinu(PU!)kad ono,iz suprotnog smera ista takva FAP-china(pu,pu,pu!)!Ja se proderem-BABA,KOCHI!!!Baba nista,mrtva ladna dalje pretice(PU!)!Ja ti se tu izderem-Baba,ako prezivimo,polizacu ti picku,PU,ALAJ BABA VOZI!!!!!!!!!!!! The Silmarillion in 1000 words AINULINDALE: ILUVATAR: Ahem. AINUR: Wow! Existence! ILUVATAR: *blows pitch pipe* LA! AINUR: LA LA LA! ILUVATAR: LA LA! AINUR: LA LA! MELKOR: This sucks. BUM BUM BA DUM! AINUR: Um. . . la? ILUVATAR: Ahem. LA! MELKOR: Boop bop-a-doo-bop! ILUVATAR: LA, dammit. MELKOR: Bwam bardle ningle boom. AINUR: . . . ILUVATAR: Right, you're out of the band. MELKOR: Fine, I was leaving anyway. AINUR: . . . ILUVATAR: What are you waiting for? AINUR: Oh. Right. Newly created world. Sorry. Great jam session, big guy! ILUVATAR: Yeesh. VALAQUENTA: MANWE: I'm in charge! VARDA: I'm Manwe's spouse. And the queen of the stars! NAMO: I do death and fate. They call me Mandos. VAIRE: I'm Namo's spouse. I weave things. IRMO: I have gardens. They call me Lorien. ESTE: I'm Irmo's spouse. I take care of the gardens. YAVANNA: I make things grow. NIENNA: I'm sad. ULMO: I live in the ocean. AULE: I'm Yavanna's spouse. I've got a great big hammer! I made dwarves. NESSA: I dance. OROME: I hunt! VANA: I'm Orome's spouse. I make living things happy. TULKAS: I'm strong. I'm Nessa's spouse. I got here last. MELKOR: I'm bad, momma, I'm ONE BAD MUTHA- TULKAS: Grar. MELKOR: Um. Yeah. Hiding now. QUENTA SILMARILLION: VALAR: Hey! Ilmaren! Party on the island, everyone! MELKOR: Bah. *builds fortress, kicks over lamps* VALAR: AUGH! *flee west* MELKOR: Hu hu hu. VALAR: Ooooooh SHINY TREES! Yavanna made shiny trees! YAVANNA: Yep! Aren't they pretty? MELKOR: Want shiny. VALAR: Nope. MELKOR: Why not? VALAR: Because you're a jerk. ELVES: Oh hey, stars. Shiny! MELKOR: Oh hey, breeding stock. ELVES: AUGH! UNGOLIANT: Want shiny. MELKOR: Let's go get shiny. FEANOR: I've made more shiny! VALAR: Good, 'cos Melkor took ours. Can we have yours? FEANOR: No! MY SHINIES! MINE! VALAR: Aw, !&*()!@&)!(&. MELKOR: Got the shinies! UNGOLIANT: Not enough shiny. Want more shiny! MELKOR: You can't have 'em. UNGOLIANT: Grar. MELKOR: Eeek! *runs away* FEANOR AND SONS: We're gettin' our shinies back. And YOU CAN'T HAVE 'EM, Valar! MELKOR/MORGOTH: No you're not. *stabbity fiery burny death* BEREN: Ooo! Pretty elf lady! THINGOL: You can have her if you ... BRING ME A SHINY! BEREN: Worth a shot. LUTHIEN: La la la MORGOTH: Ooo baby... *zzz* BEREN: Got your shiny! MORGOTH: you BASTARD! I stole those fair and square! CARCHAROTH: Grar. BEREN: Ow! THINGOL: Got the shiny? BEREN: 's in my hand. THINGOL: And? BEREN: Hand's not here. THINGOL: Crap, I really wanted that shiny. CARCHAROTH: GRAR!!!! BEREN: *dies* LUTHIEN: *dies* La la la. MANDOS: ... oh all right. LUTHIEN: *returns to life* BEREN: *returns to life* LUTHIEN: Beren! Look! The shiny! FEANOR'S SONS: *mutter* LUTHIEN: *dies again* BEREN: *dies again* DIOR: Look! It's Mom's shiny! FEANOR'S SONS: WANT SHINY! DIOR: *dies* ELWING: Eek! *grabs shiny, runs* FEANOR'S SONS: !*&(!)&)*!. EARENDIL: Hey. Nice shiny. Yo! Valar! VALAR: Well FINALLY. *stomp stomp stomp* EARENDIL: Wow, planetary orbit! MORGOTH: Eek! VALAR: Got your shinies! MAGLOR AND MAEDHROS: You mean OUR shinies! VALAR: Oh *!&(!&). MAGLOR AND MAEDHROS: Ow! Burny shinies! MAEDHROS: Fine. This sucks. *jumps into chasm* MAGLOR: Um... not really looking forward to meeting Dad again... *chucks shiny into sea* Bye. *wanders off* VALAR: Well... um... okay. AKALLABETH: VALAR: Thanks for helping with Morgoth, Edain! Have an island! Elros is in charge! EDAIN: Cool! VALAR: Don't come looking for us. EDAIN: Okay. ELVES OF TOL ERESSEA: Have our stuff! NUMENOREANS: Neat! Oh hey, Middle-Earth! GIL-GALAD: Dudes. Good to see you. NUMENOREANS: Yeah, same here. What's going on? GIL-GALAD: War with Sauron mostly. MEN OF MIDDLE-EARTH: Shiny tall wonderful wise sea-king dudes! Yay! NUMENOREANS: Here, have some stuff and wisdom. MEN OF MIDDLE-EARTH: <3 <3 <3 NUMENOREANS: Life is cool. Why do we have to die? ELVES: You're human? NUMENOREANS: Can the Valar fix that? VALAR: No. NUMENOREANS: That sucks. Go away. ELVES: Fine. ELENDILI: Hey! Over here! We still like you! MEN OF MIDDLE-EARTH: Gosh, we're lonely. NUMENOREANS: Whatever, give us your wealth and your children. MEN OF MIDDLE-EARTH: Um, okay. ELENDILI: This isn't gonna end well, is it? ELVES: No. TAR-PALANTIR: We're sorry? GIMILKHAD: *I'm* not. AR-PHARAZON: Thanks for the throne, dude. TAR-MIRIEL: Hey! AR-PHARAZON: Shaddap, woman. Sauron, j00 suxx0r! I 0wnz0r j00! SAURON: Okay. AR-PHARAZON: Make me immortal. SAURON: Human sacrifice is good. Also burn that pesky white tree. AR-PHARAZON: Um. . . ISILDUR: Hey! White tree! Got your fruit! SAURON: *makes chicken noises* AR-PHARAZON: Fine. Tree burn! Fire pretty! ELENDIL: Isildur, Anarion, get the boats. AR-PHARAZON: I've got a huge navy! Let's go conquer Valinor! VALAR: Oh no you don't. *CRASHBANGBOOM* AR-PHARAZON & CO.: Eeek! ELENDIL, ISILDUR, ANARION: Wheee! NUMENOREANS: Arrgh! NUMENOR: SPLOOSH. SAURON: Bwa ha ha! Um, where's my body? ILUVATAR: Did I mention the world is round now? NUMENOREANS IN EXILE: Well, crap. OF THE RINGS OF POWER AND THE THIRD AGE: ELVES: Wonder what's going on over the ocean. This crafting deal is pretty sweet, though! DWARVES: Yeah, seriously. ANNATAR: Hi, elves! Wanna learn some cool stuff? ELVES: Okay! SAURON: They fell for it. SEVEN DWARVES: Thanks for the rings! . . oooh, GOLD! MORE GOLD! MUST HAVE GOLD! NINE MEN: Neat rings. . . Hey, didn't Mom die like six hundred years ago? CELEBRIMBOR: Okay, how about we do three more and call it a wrap? SAURON: How about I do one more and claim them ALL? ELVES: AUGH! SAURON: Bwa ha ha! LAST ALLIANCE OF ELVES AND MEN: Push off. SAURON: Make me. ISILDUR: Whack. SAURON: Ow. ELROND: Hey, you got his ring. Let's ditch it. ISILDUR: No. ELROND: This sucks. ISILDUR: Tell me about it. *dies* GONDORIANS: *change calendar* CIRDAN: Hi, wizards! You in the grey, catch! SAURON: Okay, that's long enough. Movin' into Dol Guldur. SARUMAN: It's not him. Also the ring's lost at sea. RING: No I'm not. THE WISE: Augh. THE WEAK: Bad ring! Volcano for you! RING: *melts* SAURON: AUGH! MORDOR: BOOM. GONDORIANS: *change calendar* ELROND, GALADRIEL: Road trip! GANDALF: Hi Cirdan! Still got your ring! CIRDAN: Cool. Let's go to Valinor! EU The Official Language The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out. During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze forst plas
  14. Na sajtu su nagovestili da bi mogao da izadje na jesen...nadajmo se....
  15. Razboli se konj.Ne moze da ustane,vec samo lezi...Vlasnik se uzmuva,zove veterinara,veca dodje,gleda,gleda...kaze-Evo vam ovaj lek,pa ako ne ustane od ovoga,nema mu spasa,mora u klanicu... Slusa to svinja,i trceci se odgega ka konju-Ustaj,matori,brze,vodice te u klanicu,bre!!!Ustaj,ajde,znam da mozes,nemoj da mi te zakolju matori,ustaj!!! Konj vidi zla ocima,i skupi svu preostalu snagu,i polako,klecajuci,ustane... Vlasnik vidi i obraduje se-LJUDI,UST'O KONJ!!!!!KOLJI SVINJU DA SLAVIMO!!!!! Naravoucenije-GLEDAJ SVOJA POSLA!!!!
  16. Dulence je jos uvek zauzet ispitima valjda,a spremamo vam dve nove pesme tokom leta i paralelno pisemo autorske!Pozzz!
  17. Ajao miline...sto bik se sada druzio s pingvincicima....
  18. Jes ti normalan?Oces srcku kad izadjes napolje,dete ludo?!
  19. More,ja i Dule bismo vas govnavom motkom terali na cert!!!! Eve i spotica-prvenca.... http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=tnhdJVh9iIY
  20. Ja odustajem,nemam sanse da se takmicim sa ovim
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