An Arab at the airport:
-Name?
-Abdul Al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male, female?
-Male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But, isn't that a hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style.
-Oh, dear!
-No, no! Deer runs to fast.