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ResurrectioN

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  1. ResurrectioN replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault
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  3. ResurrectioN replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault
    http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/231/ Novi olimpijski sport? http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/08/13
  4. ResurrectioN replied to Geozee's topic in Deep Vault
    Kad se vec gadjamo Lukcem, moja omiljena:
  5. ResurrectioN replied to Geozee's topic in Deep Vault
    Samo ti pogledaj ostale vesti sa tog kanala
  6. ResurrectioN replied to Geozee's topic in Deep Vault
  7. ResurrectioN replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault
  8. ResurrectioN replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault
    Man Rules 1. Never walk in front of the TV screen. 2. If you want to utilise the remote, it must be upside down when pointed towards the TV. 3. The only song men have on their MP3 player is ‘Eye of the Tiger’ 4. The girl who answers the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of. 5. Never call another man just to ‘talk’. 6. Never wax your chest, unless you’re The Rock. 7. There is no such thing as soccer. It’s called football you dumb fuck. 8. Real men eat meat. It is scientifically proven that everyone who is a vegetarian has a vagina. 9. Never expect a man to remember your birthday, or in fact, any occasion. Presents are strictly optional, and never an obligation. Whinging about this will result in a violent teabagging. 10. If the host of a gathering has his own seat, then this seat can never be utilised by anyone other than the host. Unless they are given explicit instruction to do otherwise. 11. If your mobile phone rings, and you are in the middle of an activity with your buddies, you must obtain the approval of every man present before picking up your mobile. 12. A real man does not pause a game to reply to, or send, a text. 13. Bro’s before ho’s. Unless she’s really fine, like Megan Fox. In which case fuck your bro’s. 14. No man shall take the last slice or portion of a food item, without first obtaining the approval of every other man present. If two men come into conflict, they must resolve this with a fight. 15. A real man doesn’t need instruction manuals. 16. Lesbians are fucking manly. These bitches are so hardcore that they like bitches. 17. Beer. 18. Never go out with a brothers sister, unless you intend to marry her. And raise two beautiful children. And live in the countryside. And never make her cry. Staring is fine though. 19. A brother in need every once in a while, is a brother indeed. A brother always in need is a fucking pussy mooch and needs his ass kicked and/or ignored so that he pulls himself up by his boot-straps and becomes a fucking man. 20. Never take a man’s food. 21. Always finish your plate. A man who does not finish his plate must have his balls confiscated. With a sledgehammer. 22. During a threesome with a brother, never make eye contact. 23. Never criticise a man’s porn collection. Unless it’s really fucked up, like fat chicks. 24. A bitch that gets drunk off alcopops is just waiting to be dicked. Do it. 25. Boobs. 26. The old Xbox controller is fucking manly. 27. If you don’t know the difference between their and there, you have a vagina. 28. Jaw lines are fucking manly. 29. Real men must never watch womens football, unless the players are topless… and fucking each other. 30. Real men don’t have fruit on their pizza. 31. Never complain about a fellow mans fart or burp. Instead, rate it out of ten. 32. When walking into a Mens Toilet, ensure that there is a one urinal gap on both sides of you. If this is not possible, wait. 33. There is no known instance where it is acceptable for a man to be situated on other mans lap. 34. Do not look over at another man’s urinal while he is urinating. 35. Don’t question the rules. 36. When mentioning the words Brokeback and Mountain, you best be referring to a pile of dead douchefags in your garden 37. Never pay for sex. 38. If requested, you should be able to cite at least 5 of these rules off by heart. 39. Never pop your collar. 40. A man must never physically hurt a woman or child. 41. Real men would rather have chapped lips than use lip balm. 42. Real men don’t know what conditioner is. 43. When speaking to another male through either IM/Text/Email; a man must never use an emoticon 44. Never should a man give a woman his credit card 45. Salad should only ever be eaten as an accompaniment to something that contains meat – it is not a meal on it’s own. 46. A man never urinates sitting down. An exception is if you’re also dumping, in which case, don’t try any funky shit. 47. The only acceptable time to wear facepaint/make-up is if you are at a Sporting Event, or if you are partaking in a Native American fight-to-the-death. Halloween can be an exception, but this greatly depends on the costume – if in doubt, don’t.
  9. U 00:04 vidjen kod ulaza najblizeg Uscu u setnji sa maloletnicom. Over.
  10. ResurrectioN replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault
    http://www.manastir-lepavina.org/vijest_cir.php?id=3555
  11. ResurrectioN replied to blondie's topic in Sve & Svašta
  12. Da, odsek ladovina.
  13. ResurrectioN replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault
    Saban Saulic-Dva galeba bela Slobodna interpretacija
  14. ResurrectioN replied to Geozee's topic in Deep Vault
  15. Valjda misli po jedno slovo za svaki od tih glasova koji su trenutno predstavljani sa 2 slova(?)
  16. ResurrectioN replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault
  17. Nije serije vec on ima svoju emisiju. Film je odlican ali nije pravljan na fazon Borata i Bruna vec je standardni igrani film, takoreci. Sokiranje i interujisanje ljudi koji ne znaju sta ih je snaslo radi u toj svojoj emisiji
  18. Shime kad je bija mali. Sad izgleda kao odrasli haski u narandzastoj varijanti.
  19. ResurrectioN replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault
    Sigurno imaju vise hitova zbog sex related URLa nego bi inace imali
  20. http://isohunt.com/download/107786897/bruno.torrent
  21. Nemoj da spojlujes
  22. S obzirom na ove fragmente koje posedujes i review knjige bi bio pomak napred. Ne bih da me uvuces u zivo blato bespotrebne rasprave kao imaginos, matatrtu, i dead mana. Treba dici spomenik tim zrtvama altruizma. levo levo gore gore kvadrat iks krug ?
  23. Ti, care, ko da ne citas te knjige nego samo sadrzaj i predgovor.
  24. ResurrectioN replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault

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