Aurora Calerva

Sorry, bilo je jače od mene

Ko zna... Ima vremena... Laki, may the force be with you negde oko 1 ujutru s obzirom da procenjujem da tada neću znati za sebe. Prava prilika da budeš ravi moćni rendžer i da nam se ukažeš

Vidim ja, i dalje inspirišem ljude na najrazličitije načine Inače, hvajaaaaaaaa

Ja sam dobila prelepi SMS od Lakija Zna čovek šta žena voli

Ne slušam Samael tako da ti ne mogu ništa reći ...

Zahvaljujem

@Puma Lasica Em što spamuješ, em što si izdao večeras

Neko potpuno očekivani napad ludila...

A zašto ti konstantno spamuješ na ovoj temi?

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation.

Srećom, Aurora je bolesna i neće proviriti iz kuće neko duže vreme

Na onu sa fotoaparatom

Zeke, a? Nego, imate neku mnogo lepu devojčicu među friendovima...

Da li je to tvoja diktatura na snazi?

Poz od Aurore i Ćaleta!

Pozdrav od Zorane i Matije!

Samo ću reči a Bane će ti objasniti

Imam ih još nekoliko komada koje su lepo ispale i jedan kraći snimak... Če ti prosledim

S obzirom da sam uspela da ih propustim i u Nemačkoj i sad u USA taman mi eto dolaze u BG... Taman da stavim i kartu sa njihovog koncerta pored ove sa Bauhausa Ali pre bilo kakvog radovanja, ja ću ipak da proverim to sa jedinom osobom koja bi se usudila da organizuje to

Ta Zoe mora biti u prvom redu kako bi bolje videla bubnjara

Ahm, kašljuc, kašljuc.... Ja ne delim moje mesto pored Željka na toj strani ulice ni sa kim... Koliko god debilno ovo zvučalo

Ahm, pa ono... bla... malo je tehnički neizvodljivo Mislim, žensko jesam, a i da sam trandža moglo bi da se kaže *cura* Ali malo je teško reći tako nešto kada me ceo bend ne poznaje Ali, ae, neću više da cepidlačim već ću samo da dodam

Dokaži...

Zašto mi ovo ne zvuči kako treba?

Ko? Ja?