A LETTER TO TARJA (Tuomas version of A Letter To Dana, Sonata Arctica)
Tarja my darling I'm writing to you
'Cause I'm kicking you out, don't have no doubt
I don't want you in the band anymore
I used to hope you'd break up, but not anymore Tarja
You're eyes didn't betray you, this letter is real
I'm not really sorry for the pain that you feel
And I hope Marcelo and you die in misery
Tarja my darling I'm finally free
Tarja my darling I'm writing to you
'Cause the dead boy is dead, it was really really sad
And I wanted Simone as the singer at first
But we took you instead, we must be cursed
Little Tarja Turunen oh Tarja my dear
How I'm glad that you are not here
We decided for Tarja Turunen one day
To leave us away, far away
No you can't suprise me anymore
I slept with Marco before
And it's so easy to let you go
Tarja, Tarja, Tarja, TARJA
I don't think that I told you, Jukka and I slept together
But I know Marcelo is holding you, and just for you to know
I slept with him too
It's a sin, fucking with him, love is the feeling that I feel now
I wish I could throw you out again, but I already did
Simone is hotter than you
Tarja oh Tarja I'm writing to you
You probably didn't know that, I slept with Emppu too
I'm old and I'm feeling like a fish
By the way now the band's name is Faggotwish
Little Tarja Turunen oh Tarja my dear
How I'm glad that you are not here
We decided for Tarja Turunen one day
To leave us away, far away