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comment_910960

raskid + lex + trava + pelin + glupi filmovi. ne dozvoljavam nikakvom metalu, a pogotovo MTV metalu da mi to pokvari. LIFE IS A BEACH!!!!

 

 

 

ocu na tehno!!!!

 

 

odoh u kurac.

comment_911163

NEWS

9-20-05

AND GOD WEPT TEARS OF SHIMMERING SORROW.

 

Behold!!!!! A new dawn creeps up from the corners of a stale and hopeless sky. THEMECHANICALHAND is born. It is the right of passage each of you must face. BUY OUR NEW CD!!!!!!! It is forged in the skin of dead gods and the womb of a genetically altered WHOOORE!!!!! This is what you've been fucking begging for since your first wet, mewling inception!!!!! I would tell you that its available almost anywhere but that would be a second-hand decption passed to us and then again to you. It is your most vigilante duty to scour your dirty, filth-infested hometowns to find THEMECHANICALHAND. If you cannot find it you will drive or take the bus or run really fast thru the night to another location and continue to try until you are rewarded with our warm blessing of sounds of such magnitude that it will beyond your silly comprehension. It will be a rewards of nothingness!!!!! You will sit still in a silent room under the power of a spinning cd whose true majesties you feel not only in your bones but in.. your...veRY.....SOUUUUUULLLLSSS!!!! Either that or order it online.

To support this feat of the heavens we will embrak (the new way to say embark) on a GREAT FUCKING TOUR GUYS!!!! Starting lets say........ummmm..... NOVEMBER 1st. Write that one down. This year is the year that we tour to assasinate all those who emailed us one day after we played thier town last year begging for us to come play thier towns. SDLKGJLYH.. GAK~!!!!

Also, we are so fucking hollywood that we have THREE music videos coming. THATS RIGHT SCAB-EATER. THREE! ONE FORGED IN THE FIRES OF CANADA IN THE SPIRIT OF FUN AND FREEDOM for our anthem of schitzophrenialsdklk A MILLION EXPLODING SUNS. A HUGE MAJOR MOTION PICTURE PRODUCTION written and directed by RON HOWARD of apollo 13 fame for now-instant neo-classic BIRDO!!! and finally nathans little brother is making a video for THE HOUSE OF BOO with two VCR's and a light brite. It will be on adult swim between episodes of aqua fag and kamasutra. And if all of this was'nt enough there will be CD RELEASE SHOWS!!! Thats right. The shows will be so intense they will be in all caps. I dont know if any of your were into us back when r.borlax came out. most of those fans are either dead or christian now but our CD RELEASE SHOWS hurt kids. They hurt kids real bad. Check our shows section or myspace page for a molestation near you.

 

Well, thats about all folks.........no wait. There was somthing else.

 

OH YES!!!! MERRY X-MAS!!!

 

THIS CHRISTMAS WE WILL BE ON THE TASTE OF CHAOS TOUR CHRISTMAS SAMPLER CALLED "Taste of Christmas" or somthing equally ridiculous to swindle kids out of thier money. We get nothing from it so we arent responsible for anything. like usual. But there will be a BRAND NEW SONG FROM HORSE THE BAND. That is sure to become an instant holiday classic. And if HORSE the band says its going to be a holiday classic then you can already lock yourself in your room because you know your parents will after you play it on christmas morning and your little sister starts singing "FIVE GOLDEN RINGS........four pulsing boners.....three jiggling******** .....anyway you get it. (probably not.) Ok, my all black gangbang video just finished downloading so im out. k-bye

p.s-nathan started an awesome cult!!! FOR REALS!!!! visit the first church of the mechanical hand on myspace.com. asta.

comment_911446
nađi ti meni pelican/mono split, i imaš kobasice koliko možeš da pojedeš!

 

taj split je njesra.. pelican pesma je demo verzija pesme sa albuma..

 

ali ovaj mono split je vrh. ima jedna mono pesma od 15 minuta. skroz nova.

i do jaja.

ali kurac će to da se pojavi

daj ljudi jel' dolazi PELICAN u Bgd ili ce se morati u Zagreb?!?

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comment_911454

kad je bre pelican u zagrebu??

 

na to se ide definitivno

 

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konje već svi odavno imaju. mhihi.gif

 

novi neuraxis opak album!!

sad izašla i recenzija na mom omiljenom sajtu za metal recenzije haha

 

http://www.digitalmetal.com/reviews.asp

lepo su nahvalili.. i treba tako.

arcturus novi, recenzija juče izašla, kao da sam je lično napisao.. neverovatno.

Edited by KRANG

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comment_911536

čudno mi to za zagreb... koliko ti je to sigurna informacija?

 

zar ne treba u to vreme da budu na turneji sa opeth kao predgrupa?

 

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eto.. ovaj wolf parade je jedno tako dosadno uštogljeno i prehvaljeno smeće.

 

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-revie...ueen-mary.shtml

indi izdanje godine maj es.

 

a ovo? desetka?

 

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-revie...r-the-sea.shtml

zna li neko?

sad ću da skinem

 

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novi mew je stvarno jebeno genijalan

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comment_911603
čudno mi to za zagreb... koliko ti je to sigurna informacija?

 

zar ne treba u to vreme da budu na turneji sa opeth kao predgrupa?

ma ne znam dok to ne vidim na sajtu!!! ne znam ni od koga sam ja to cuo ali mislim da je bio iole 'pouzdan' ph34r.gif

 

A KAD BIH GLEDAO OPETH I PELICAN U JEDNOJ VECERI UBIO BIH SE!!!

 

comment_911659

 

a ovo? desetka?

 

there there.

 

sjajan album! icon_da.gif

 

sigurno sam ti ga srezao nekada. 100%

 

novi mew je stvarno jebeno genijalan

 

post-shoegaze. par excellance.

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comment_911777

ide na pinku mnogo dobar film!

 

 

mj fox glumi lika koji se kada hoce pretvori u vukodlaka. a kada to uradi igra basket i radi brejkdens kao car!

i sto je najbolje vima je to do jaja u hajskulu i tapsu ga po ramenu uvek.

 

genijalno!

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comment_911787

pravi korake.. vidi se da ne zna da igra.mhihi.gif

koji trash, ovaj film

 

btw, "košarkaši"... kako mrzim to sranje..

 

danas sam gledao i hteo sam da prokrvarim koliko su me iznervirali lošom glumom i debilnom radnjom.

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