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1. Kerry King doesn't go to tattoo parlors......he grows them. 2. Kerry King didn't shave his head, he just got pissed and scared the hair away. 3. Biggie wasn't shot, Kerry King merely threw a menacing glance his way. 4. Kerry King doesn't tune his guitar, he scares it into tune. 5. Kerry King doesn't have a chin behind his goatee, just another guitar 6. Kerry King can actually flex his goatee 7. Kerry King sired Chuck Norris 8. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Kerry King before he goes to sleep 9. If you spell Kerry King in scrabble, the board will catch on fire, spew blood, and Satan will emerge to give you a foot massage. 10. The dinosaurs weren't destroyed by a meteor, Kerry King ate them. 11. The Grand Canyon was formed by Kerry King scraping his guitar pick across the southwest. 12. The big bang was the result of Kerry King wailing too hard on his guitar. 13. Kerry King doesn't bowl with bowling balls, he uses the regurgitated skull of the shoe guy. 14. Contrary to popular belief, Cliff Burton was killed by flying Kerry King guitar picks. Metallica knows this, but is too scared to say anything. 15. On the 7th day, God wasn't resting, he was recovering from a Slayer concert. 16. Kerry King bit off Ozzy's head, and then raised him back from the dead. 17. Kerry King doesn't headbang, he's just growing more neck muscle. 18. Kerry King's birth was a c-section. His mother couldn't possibly be expected to pass him, his guitar, and his amp. 19. With every Slayer shirt, you get a free pound of Kerry King neck muscle 20. Kerry King's dick has four rows of serrated teeth and it's own goatee. 21. Kerry King's goatee can also play guitar. 22. Kerry King doesn't ride the tour bus, his evil propels it. 23. Kerry King didn't shoot the sheriff, he made the sheriff's head explode with a mighty guitar wail. 24. Jimi Hendrix once lit his guitar in the hope of summoning Kerry King 25. The Slayer tour bus is followed by a cattle truck... to feed Kerry King 26. When Bruce Banner gets pissed, he turns into the Incredible Hulk, when the Incredible Hulk gets pissed, he turns into Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris gets pissed, he turns into Kerry King, and when Kerry King gets pissed, everyone dies. -
Najjača Lazmi slika...iz NBA dana.
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Je l' to tvoje objektivno mišljenje ili si kopipejstovao od nekud ?
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Јашта! Објективно, Мишо је већа фаца.
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Pa lepo reče Staljin, ovo je verovatno jedina tema na forumu bez spama. a i finih stvari se mogu pročitati ... Što se tiče Chris Bangle-a, mislim da je odličan dizajner. Pa on je BMW i izvukao iz šupka. Jedini promašaj mu je bila serija 7 s' kraja 2001 god. Znači ona pre zatezanja bora.
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Косана је Рушка Јакић саветовала да су шпицеви крајње сувишни у првој постави.
Драгослав Степановић. Па после сваког одбрањеног пенала Петра Чеха, да води цео тим у кафану на пиће.
Е ово је најбољи десктоп, који је постован на читавој теми.
Да, чуо сам и ја те приче. Па лепо би било да их прода, а да Челси поново буде старачки дом као некада. На крају сезоне. И то можда овај трећи. Прва двојица немају искустава као тренери.
Тоталном разврату и декаденцији! А можда се и неких двоје (двојица) смувају, зависно од тога како ће се тема у будућности развијати.
Ма јебеш букмејкере. Сад ће клуб водити неки анонимус помоћник, попут оног Гранта од прошле сезоне. И наравно Плавци ће пући ... а то ме, наравно, радује.
Челси шутнуо Сколарија. Ха ха хах!
http://galleries.penthouse.com/galleries/ph21616/L/10.jpg Закон мајица.
Da nije bilo pitona taj ne bi kres'o.
Хоћемо још бескомпромисне поезије која руши све табуе! Јеси ли наоштрио перо, Тешо?
Овај ''дечко'' је био висок 170цм иначе.
Ne znam za vas, ali meni je u vertikali zbog simminog kalendara.
Фред Дурст је после Цхоцолате Старфисх анд тхе Хот Дог Флаворед Ватер почео да се дрогира и добио сиду. И импалер хемороиде. Само што се не распадне а и прича се да му гадно базди из уста.
to nije tachno. gorecjesh u paklu.