He's seen his arse and fucked you off, Torres Torres
He's left you crying on the kop, Torres Torres
He told Dalglish to let him go and sell his arse on Fulham Road
Fernando Torres Roman's brand new toy
His armband proved he was a red Torres Torres,
But Roman came and turned his head Torres Torres,
Went to the club that gives out flags,
and where the captain shags the slags
Fernando Torres keep an eye on your bird!!
He's now a blue he was a red Torres! Torres!
He's left The Kop to join The Shed Torres! Torres!
He used to go out on the rob,
But now he's got a proper job
Fernando Torres Chelsea's number nine!
Oh this year i'm leaving that scouse mess, Y Viva Espana.
I'm taking my make-up and my dress, Y Viva Espana.
Next week I'll be holding Terry's cock, in some cool cabana.
The thought makes me harder than a rock, Espana por favor.