Four Catholic men
and a Catholic woman
were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
"My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps,
"My son is a Bishop.
When he walks into a room,
people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says,
"My son is a Cardinal.
When he enters a room,
everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says,
"My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room,
people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman
was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle,
"Well....?"
She proudly replies,
"I have a daughter,
Slim,
Tall,
38" breast,
24" stomach,
and 34" hips.
When she walks into a room,
People say, "Oh My God."