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Kakashi

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  1. Kakashi

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    To što ti nisu pod nogama, ne znači da su iščezli.
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    I samim tim će biti više pikavaca po ulicama... Hajde kad nema kanta pa šta ćeš, ne možeš da gurneš pikavac u džep, ali kad ljudi prođu pored kante i bace na trotoar/ulicu/travu. Imaju pikslu u kolima, ali bace kroz prozor; ili bacaju u pikslu a onda pikslu samo izruče na parkingu. Mada sve ovo nema veze s tim što su pušači...
  3. Džibuse! :) Mala je žešći pedof.
  4. :) Evo jednog font faila/wina.
  5. Pravim alkosima je svejedno?
  6. Pa ima valjda u top-šopovima. Imaš jedan (na Z.Vencu) u Prizrenskoj.
  7. Pupak nije rupa, samo udubljenje. Možeš da računaš suzne kanale ako hoćeš.
  8. Menaž u štanglama je smrt. Jedino dleto i čekić.
  9. The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league, and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US. Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season. Two weeks later the Red Wings are down 4-0 to the Blackhawks with only 10 minutes left. Mike Babcock gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the Wings! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the ice he phones his mum: "Hello mum, guess what? I played for 10 minutes today, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 goals and we won! Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me!" "Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got robbed and shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time!" The young Iraqi is very upset. "What can I say, mum? I'm so sorry." "Sorry? You're Sorry?!" says his mum, "It's your fault we moved to DETROIT in the first place!"
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