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kuruz

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  1. Јутрос било -10. У то име, једна за навијаче комшинице: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnSUHPs1nX8
  2. То јој је једина мана.
  3. kuruz replied to Geozee's topic in Sport
    Динамо Дрезден
  4. kuruz replied to .:Thor:.'s topic in Sezonska arhiva
    И ово је било кул, само што је за Лидс:
  5. kuruz replied to .:Thor:.'s topic in Sezonska arhiva
    Оних 96 комада су ипак најзанимљивији.
  6. kuruz replied to Geozee's topic in Sport
  7. kuruz replied to WS's topic in Black metal
    Сепултурина песма је ту најбоља, ако ћемо поштено.
  8. Баста за сиромашне.
  9. kuruz replied to krezavy's topic in Sve & Svašta
    I ja to stalno govorim, bem ti Ramba.
  10. kuruz replied to krezavy's topic in Sve & Svašta
    Kuvani kiseli kupus sa svinjskim mesom i beli luk za ručak. Milina.
  11. kuruz replied to .:Thor:.'s topic in Sezonska arhiva
    A do 19 i 11?
  12. Ma pominjem to zato što sam video članak o rukometašima i njihovim šajkačama, Lalović je komentarisao nečiji link, pa sam uočio to sranje.
  13. Dijagonalno od prodavnice koja je na ćošku prekoputa picerije, u dvorištu ima desetak ogromnih borova.
  14. Blizu si, ja sam na sto metara od auto servisa na petoj stanici od pijace.
  15. Почела изградња северне трибине стадиона ФК Нови Пазар. https://www.facebook.com/fknovipazar.zvanicna АЈДЕ ЧЛАНАК О ОВОМЕ, Е-НОВИНЕ, ПИЧКА ВАМ МАТЕРИНА СМРДЉИВА
  16. kuruz replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault
    Economic Models Explained SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the c**p out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy.... A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive A CANADIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
  17. Код мене дува, али није јак.
  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmcA_Obqqx0&feature=player_embedded
  19. Зрењанин и околина опет најтоплији у Србији.
  20. kuruz replied to a post in a topic in Deep Vault
  21. Знам, баш тог дана сам био у Сремчици (буразер је ту већ 4 месеца, па долазим често). Јуче ми је рекао да ту снега и даље има пуно, а у петак сам видео да га у Београду нема пуно. Је л' истина да је Сремчица на око 450 метара надморске висине?
  22. Stižem za mesec dana, kad malo lakša ova zima. Mrzi me da selim stvari po hladnoći, a imam i februarski ispitni rok.
  23. a možda su u šumi

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