Morello

Ubacite i Bestrafe Mich.

"Oci i usi su ljudima rdjavi svedoci, ako imaju varvarsku dusu." "Svinje se vise raduju kaljuzi nego cistoj vodi." "Karakter je covekova sudbina." Sto se mene tice Heraklit moze da se vodi i kao filozof plavih krofni, ako je nekom lakse da to proguta, ali je fakat da se bavio covekom u odredjenoj meri.

Dakle dokaz da je neko dobar horor pisac je cinjenica da su mu knjige cesto filmovane?

A to je prednost zasto?

A scientific expedition disembarks from its plane at the final outpost of civilization in the deepest Amazon rain forest. They immediately notice the ceaseless thrumming of native drums. As they venture further into the bush, the drums never stop, day or night, for weeks. The lead scientist asks one of the natives about this, and the native's only reply is "Drums good. Drums never stop. Very BAD if drums stop." The drumming continues, night and day, until one night, six weeks into the trip, when the jungle is suddenly silent. Immediately the natives run screaming from their huts, covering their ears. The scientists grab one boy and demand "What is it? The drums have stopped!" The terror-stricken youth replies "Yes! Drums stop! VERY BAD!" The scientists ask "Why? Why? What will happen?" Wild-eyed, the boy responds," . . . BASS SOLO!!!" - ---------------------------------------------------- Q- What do a vacuum cleaner and an bass guitar have in common? A- Both suck when you plug them in. ------------------------------------------- Ulazi bubnjar u prodavnicu instrumenata i kaze prodavcu - Nema vajde od bubnjeva, presaltavam se na nesto drugo. Pocne da razgleda po radnji i posle par minuta kaze - U redu, da ces mi harmoniku i saksofon. Prodavac ce na to - Aparat za gasenje pozara cu vam rado prodati, ali radijator stvarno ne mogu.

Mucke nemaju veze sa britanskim humorom, bez obzira sto je u pitanju britanska humoristicka serija.

Horace Walpole - The Castle of Otranto

Saint, n. A dead sinner revised and edited. Reverand Father Gassalasca Jape

Oh shucks! Moram da dodajem jos jednu ultra-super igru mom spisku igrati-kad-nabudzis-krntiju-od-kompa.

Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azagoths of Kria. During a recitation by their Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelvebook epic entitled My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.

Biografiju "Sean Connery - a Celebration"

Daniel Dennett - Darwin`s dangerous idea

Velike pufnaste macke koje pevaju: "Raindrops kep falling on my head."

Jel iko ikad dosao u trodelnom odelu od tvida?

Celu becku filharmoniju sa sve Zubinom Mehtom.

To je apsolutno tacno ali samo mali broj njih se posebno istice i dolazi u vrh. Hocu da kazem da ako uzmes 10 najistaknutijih ljudi iz bilo koje oblasti nikad ih pola nece biti zene. Sto se tice zenskih bubnjara: Hilary Jones - verovatno najbolji zenski bubnjar trenutno Cindy Blackman - nije losa, svira sa Kravitzom

Nesto mislim da bi ipak ja bio daleko ispred tebe u toj disciplini.

A Devil`s Chapain - Selected Essays by Richard Dawkins

Ja u potpunosti podrzavam potupak pisanja pesme kakav je Po opisao u onom tekstu.Oduvek sam se nadao da pesnici pisu pesme na taj nacin.Primamljivije mi je da pesnik malo sedne i razmisli pa sracunato baci reci na papir, nego da uzme flasu burbona i na pun mesec skokne do obliznjeg groblja gde ce se sedeci medju ljiljanima nadati da ce njegova alkoholisana podsvest koristeci okruzenje kao katalizator stvoriti tr00 remel-delo.

Ja bih u trenucima dokolice citao pretty much anything, tako da bi me ovako nesto odusevilo, pogotovo ako je bas dugacko (ipak mora se dati malo oduska mazohizmu).

Ja se vispreno protivim ovakvoj sodomizaciji tih nadasve finih imena. Ako tako nastavis ima ja da te ubvijem.

U Svetu Kompjutera 3/97 HoMM2 je dobio 97 ali to nije ni izbliza najveca ocena. Najveca je 99 za Half-Life iz 12/98 , a mislim da je bilo i devedeset osmica ali nisam siguran...

Conflux ima najjace jedinice u trojci ,mislim da ne bi trebalo da se bira.

Prvi put cujem ze platforma, pa zato pitam..Nebitno. Meni je svejedno III ili IV , mada naginjem ka cetvorci malo. Inace sta mislite o besmislenoj jacini Necropolisa u cetvorci?

Sta tacno podrazumevas pod "platforma"?