"If you are a girl in my life, I have most likely had vivid sexual fantasies involving you on one or several occasions (don’t worry, I always make you perfect). If you are a guy in my life, I have most likely had vivid sexual fantasies involving your girlfriend or wife (or, in very rare cases: you) on one or several occasions. All of the above could also be true even if we only met ever so briefly. Or sent me your picture. I want to take this opportunity to thank you all for the lovely experiences."