Biberchica Posted October 23, 2004 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 kada je goticarka videla nezadovoljstvo u ocima novostecenog ljubavnika odlucila je da uradi nesto po tom pitanju...obratila se cenjenoj jeleni kerushi za pomoc.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackGoddess Posted October 23, 2004 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 i ova joj je rekla da podje na plastichnu operaciju tako ce biti fino gradjena i imati sise..ali ex-fat gothicarka nije imala para... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinstrel Posted October 23, 2004 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 ...i tako je odlucila da se ubije. Skocila je sa mosta i pala na cvet, i u mestu ostala mrtva (i onako je postala skroz ne goth ). I tako Ultra Goticar ostade sam. Medjutim... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tovar Posted October 23, 2004 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 njemu se ukaza zenski andjeo u obliku morskog praseta. i on zacu reci: "how i needed you" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biberchica Posted October 24, 2004 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 vrati mi moju dragu ex debeljucu goticarku! gospodja bozen je napravila carobne pilule od kojih rastu sise neverovatnom brzinom i sasvim prirodno!--zavapi siroti ultra goth... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Of Melinda Posted October 24, 2004 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 "The only pills you can trust" rece Bozen i grohotno se nasmeja... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackGoddess Posted October 25, 2004 Report post Posted October 25, 2004 ali niko nije slutio da je Baba bozem u stvari do ushiju zaljubljena u ultra gotha i zeljela je da otruje (odvec mrtwu ex-debeljucu gothicarku) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biberchica Posted October 25, 2004 Report post Posted October 25, 2004 glupi ultra goth zaslepljen savrsenstvom madam bozen ubrzo je zaboravio sirotu ex debeljucu gothicarku...ali madam bozen nije htela samo njega za sebe...ima on i druge planove... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biberchica Posted October 25, 2004 Report post Posted October 25, 2004 da da dobro ste procitali "on" jer madam bozen je u stvari MUSKO!!!!!!te tablete su zaista carobne... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackGoddess Posted October 25, 2004 Report post Posted October 25, 2004 i tako je pozvala ultra gotha u svoju vilu zabachenu nedje u nekim chukama u srbiji... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biberchica Posted October 25, 2004 Report post Posted October 25, 2004 zapravo napravila je zurku u njegovu cast,zvanice su bile vise nego ultra popularne licnosti u zemlji serbiji ...ultra goth je bio zaista prijatno iznenadjen..dirnut ovim gestom.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackGoddess Posted October 26, 2004 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 u medjuvremenu duh ex debele gothicarke je posmatrala sve iz prikrajka... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biberchica Posted October 27, 2004 Report post Posted October 27, 2004 bez obzira na sve ultra goth je osecao njeno prisustvo.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinstrel Posted October 27, 2004 Report post Posted October 27, 2004 jeftinog parfema "La Znojaž", koji se sirio kao Nightwish medj\ decom... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr_Wolf Posted October 28, 2004 Report post Posted October 28, 2004 "Stop that! It's silly" prekide ceo tok preCednik koji se neocekivano pojavi niotkuda masuci svojim stapom od mahagonija. "Ako ce ovde biti nekog veceranja i muvanja medju gothicarima moram biti obavesten" "Ti mala, kako se zoves" "Dara" odvrati mala "HM... i ti bi kanda da se jebes" "Bih chiko" "Nisam ja Chiko, niti si ti Zagor pa da tako zagorelo pricas, ajde mrsh u shkolu!" "I vi ostali sta blejite SVI U SHKOLU, MRSH!!!" nastavi da se dere preCednik. Na kraju dodje do ucveljenog goth mladica: "Reci ti meni sinko... Sto si tako mrsav i jadan?" "Ja sam goth" odgovori mladic "A pa ne boj se ti nista, dolijacemo mi tome, evo ti za pocetak Best Off Pantere, a posle dodji da ti dam i Bon Jovia, da isteramo to gothstvo iz tebe, se malo upristojis popravis ocene, nabacis koje kilo, nadjes devojku... Nego, aj' sad na slusanje!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinstrel Posted October 28, 2004 Report post Posted October 28, 2004 "Ne, ne neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nikaaaaaaaaaaad" - kroz urlajuci plac rece goth, i poce trcati toliko brzo da je cak i sebe iznenadio da moze i on nesto brzo da uradi. Cim je stigao do obliznjeg... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biberchica Posted October 28, 2004 Report post Posted October 28, 2004 javnog wc-a.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackGoddess Posted October 28, 2004 Report post Posted October 28, 2004 popishkio se..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Z)arkhon Posted October 28, 2004 Report post Posted October 28, 2004 (edited) ...i zamolio je cuvara da mu proba otvoriti srce u,francuskim kljuchem ili papagajkama jer je ono toliko nedokuchivo da... Edited October 28, 2004 by (Z)arkhon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biberchica Posted October 29, 2004 Report post Posted October 29, 2004 "hm...ok" rece spodoba kojoj se obratio za pomoc."ali ja nisam cuvar a jos manje musko.ja sam...ja sam...(goth je poceo da se znoji iscekivajuci odgovor..)ja sam BABA SERA! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" siroti goth je u panici poceo da bezi..saplitao se o rolne toalet papira koje je srusio sasvim slucajno...u panici se i okliznuo o mokar pod..do tada smrad javnog wc-a mu nije smetao a sada...jednostavno gushio se,zaudaralo je nesto gadno.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackGoddess Posted October 29, 2004 Report post Posted October 29, 2004 i crko' je u agoniji...i tamo nedje srete svoju ex-debelu gothicarku i "zivjeli" su srecno do kraja ....5 minuta nakon shto je odapnuo baba bozem je doletjela na usisiwachu..."oh,ne moj dragi ultra goth je mrtav" Baba Sera koja je sve to posmatrala iz ugla rekla je : bozem svidja mi se tvoje masno jebozovno tijelo,jel zelish da ispijamo pivo na nadgrobnoj plochi?" baba bozem pristade i oni odletjeshe na usisiwachu do obliznjeg groblja... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biberchica Posted October 29, 2004 Report post Posted October 29, 2004 radnja se dogadjala jedne zimske noci na groblju...babe bozen i sera su imale o mnogo cemu da pricaju zaista srodne dushe..u jednom trenu ovaj idilcni "pejzaz" prekinula je senka koja se zloslutno nadvila njima zaklonivsi zvezde i pun mesec koji su se jasno videli jer je noc bila vedra... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackGoddess Posted October 29, 2004 Report post Posted October 29, 2004 to su bili duhovi ultra gotha i ex debele gothicarke,zeljni osvete Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinstrel Posted October 30, 2004 Report post Posted October 30, 2004 i mozgova... ovaj ne to su zombiji... Ne, bili su zeljni novih dusa koje bi zazivota prokleli i ocrneli, zato sto je to skroz goth. Medjutim iz daleka se cula neka muzika, bili su to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackGoddess Posted November 3, 2004 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 backstreet boys vs. the shpajz grlz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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