Sinstrel Posted October 6, 2004 Report post Posted October 6, 2004 neslutivsi, upadose u shaht, padoshe i polomishe vratove. I tako se okoncashe svoje bedne zivote, bash kako su i htele. Tu srecu u nesreci je spazio... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbituated Posted October 6, 2004 Report post Posted October 6, 2004 Mali metal Gnom koji je upravo izvadio povece parche zelenisha iz nosa.. i protrljao o svoju prljavu lancima okovanu odecu .. "pobogu boze" pomisli gnom u tom chasu iz coska na njega nalete... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashi Posted October 7, 2004 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 Smrt lično. Mali gnom se prestravi, ali tu se pojavi ultra-goth W i zapeva... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikkah_Pickkah Posted October 7, 2004 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 ''Jedva čekam da mi umre majka, da mi dođe moja mila Rajka...'', što je mali gnom preopratio tako što je... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinstrel Posted October 7, 2004 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 udarao glavom o zid, da li od srece ili muke ne zna se. Ono sto se zna je to da... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted October 7, 2004 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 ... da je Ultra-Goth W bio ultra debeo ali ne i ultra dlakav kao dve mrtve gothicarke ciji se smrad vec sirio iz sahta. ultra gothu se svideo Metalni Gnom i zbog toga mu je rekao: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikkah_Pickkah Posted October 7, 2004 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 ''Shut up and blow me'', pa je gnom... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tovar Posted October 7, 2004 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 otisao da zavrsi kokain, medju amerima poznat kao blow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinstrel Posted October 8, 2004 Report post Posted October 8, 2004 (edited) job master! I tako on ode medju Amerikance i tu se zavrsava njegova uloga u ovoj prici (i onako je bio smarach). Ultra-Goth W ne dovoljno deprimiran odlucio je da se proseta ne bi li se u potpunosti izbedacio. I tako je odlucio da ode... Edited October 8, 2004 by AzzA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orbituated Posted October 8, 2004 Report post Posted October 8, 2004 Do glavnog gradskog snabdevacha pornografijom ... Pina Kastelachija koji je istovremeno drzao lanac sexy goth shopova i lanac italijanskih restorana u kojima su se umesto belih sosova na shpagetama sluzile izluchevine goticharki iz javnih kuca... Posto je doshao kod lorda Kastelachija, izuo je svoje bazdeljave cipelice i protegao od gljivica slepljene prstice ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Posted October 8, 2004 Report post Posted October 8, 2004 ...izvadio je paklicu iz dzepa koju mu je brat dao jos lani,ispracajuci ga na jezero..sto da ne pomislio je ,izvadio je cokoladnu rizlu iz unutrasnjeg dzepa starog ocevog sakoa,jos crvenog od sinoc kada je vidio Gorgoroth svojim ocima..Ah,topli mirisi mojeg djetinstva,zar jos stojite tu..Osjetio je sjetu... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TtuEd Posted October 9, 2004 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 "Daj mi neki casopis sa debelim goticarkama" rece Ultra-Goth W Pino Kastelachijo ga zacudjeno pogleda. "Opet si pio Jelen pivo. Gothicarke nisu debele prijatelju, bar ne tamo gde ja idem" "Izgleda, opet sam u nekom tripu" rece Ultra-Goth W "OK, vidimo se" Padala je kisa i vec je uveliko bila noc. Ultra-Goth W se smorio. "Smorio sam se, dobro je" pomisli Ultra-Goth W. Medjutim, u tom trenutku... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinstrel Posted October 10, 2004 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 pred njim se stvori prelepa vamp goticarka koja je bas krenula na neku zurku njene fancy drugarice na neki splav. I tako ona ugleda Ultra Goth W i pozva ga sa sobom. I tako on prihvati njen poziv medjutim upozorio ju je na sledece: "Znas devojko posle ponoci ja... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tovar Posted October 10, 2004 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 ...se pretvaram u histericnu domacicu alkoholicarku na antidepresivima. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikkah_Pickkah Posted October 11, 2004 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 ''Nema frke'', reče ona, ''ja se pretvaram u vukodlaka'', pa krenuše... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinstrel Posted October 11, 2004 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 napokon na tu zurku. Zurka je bila na splavu "Fancy Stink" i muziku je pustao DJ Nikadchuo. I tako oni dodjose do ulaza. Na vratima splava je bio ogromni ruzni crnac. Ugledavsi ih tako zle i mracne, on u momentu promeni raspolozenje i rece im: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biberchica Posted October 17, 2004 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "niste na spisku"...mada... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted October 17, 2004 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 .. bih mogao da vas pustim ako mi otpevate celu drugu strofu "Temple O Love". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinstrel Posted October 17, 2004 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 "A to je barem lako" i krenuse: "And the devil in black dress watches over My guardian angel walks away Life is short and love is always over in the morning Black wind come carry me far away" "Alo bre to je treca strofa, nemate pojma, ne moze unutra" - reche im chovek-ugalj. I tako se oni... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kojan Posted October 19, 2004 Report post Posted October 19, 2004 Zapitase kako to da chovek-ugalj zna drugu strofu Temple O Love i krenuse da priupitaju... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biberchica Posted October 20, 2004 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 jednog malog jadnog sirotog patuljka koji je prodavao kao krv crfene ruze..na cosku..."kako to ..otkud to..da chokomen zna drugu strofu pesme Temple Of Love?" patuljak ih pogleda svojim mutnim suznim okom..(bar je pokusavao jer ima samo to jedno koje uvek gleda ulevo pa se zarotirao ceo da ih uoci..)i progovori zacudjujuce dubokim ,hrapavim glasom."nemam pojma..oces da kupis ruzu sharAmantnoj gospoji?"ultra goth pogleda goticarku odmeri je..pa baci oko na patuljka..(oko pade patuljku posred cela,ovaj se trze),vrati oko,i rece"dobro aj daj jednu lepu ruzu.bez trna molicu"rece on ljubazno.patuljak nimalo iznenadjen izvadi ruzu iz masnih novina i dade je debeloj gothicarki.a ona.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackGoddess Posted October 20, 2004 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 podje u bozem kozmetiks i uze turbo shlank... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Deadic Posted October 20, 2004 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 ...i smrsa od 6 do 9 kilograma jer je htjela da... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biberchica Posted October 21, 2004 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 da zadivi ultra gotha..koji izgleda nije bio zadovoljan njenom figurom...("nema vise velike sise.."tuzno rece sebi u bradu..) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackGoddess Posted October 21, 2004 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 ..."ali avaj..ne mozes imati sve"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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