Kućni seks: Niste još oženjeni, imate sex po celoj kuci, u svakoj prostoriji.

Krevetni seks: Oženjeni ste kratko vreme, seksate se samo u spavaćoj sobi.

Sobni seks: Oženjeni ste godinama, prolazite jedno pored drugog u sobi i kažete: "Jebi se" !

 

 

Edited May 27, 201015 yr by Night's Blood

^ Zatim sledi kancelarijski seks- kad te ona sa svojim advokatom jebe za sve pare.

 

 

 

Godinu dana kasnije....

@rezureksn

 

Edited May 27, 201015 yr by Srlandand

You flunked your exam but you aced funny (23 Photos)

Edited May 27, 201015 yr by najtMare

What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bisexual

 

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The other day on the train:

"Why do you wear a hammer?", she asked, pointing to my Mjolnir pendant, "Shouldn't that be a cross?"

- All I said, only half paying attention, was a simple "Nope".

"Jesus died on the cross for you, you know? What does the hammer symbolize, anyway?"

- "Well...They had to get the nails into the cunt's arms somehow."

 Mnogo fotošopa za ovu lamu desno. 

Edited May 28, 201015 yr by In The Flesh

Dobra majka

 

 

 

 

 

 

Poster!

 

Edited May 28, 201015 yr by nolajfer

 

PREMINUO SAM

Jebem mu zivot, sta sam propustio, a nisam ni znao

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/PrincessOzanaTV

Edited May 29, 201015 yr by Srlandand

One of the head monks is taking a new novice around the monastery on a little tour. They come to a small room behind the sleeping cells where there is a large wooden box in the middle of the floor. The monk opens the hatch on the box and there is a beautiful ass there. He then tells the novice, "You can come in here anytime you like, except tuesdays, and fuck this ass." To which the excited novice replies, "Wow, what a great looking ass! And I can really fuck it whenever I want?" The monk then affirms, "Yes, anytime you want, except tuesdays." The novice then asks, "Why not on tuesdays?" The monk replies, "Tuesday is your turn."

Pita slon kamilu: - Zašto imaš sise na leđima? A kamila mu odgovori: - Čudno pitanje od nekoga kome kita visi s lica