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Thomas Nordegg? ...koji je on kralj! pivopije.gif

 

Nego jes' imao prilike da probas onaj noviji Ibanez-ov ZR-Tremolo...neki kazu da je bolji od Edge-a...

Nisam. Videcu, ionako mi treba jos par komada.

 

 

Da, Thomas...on radi za nekoliko faca u stvari...

 

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Thomas Nordegg is not a man. We will never know what ungodly force created him, but suffice it to say, he embodies more than is dreamt of in our philosophy.

 

Let me explain.

 

He does not eat. He does not sleep. (He may go into Standby mode; do not be fooled -- he is always awake; he is always listening.) Sometimes he expresses the feeling of pain or fatigue. Again, do not be fooled: this is but Nordeggese for 'I am experiencing technical difficulties.' What am I trying to say?

 

Here is what I am trying to say:

 

Thomas Nordegg is the Terminator.

 

Peek behind those wraparound sunglasses (which may or may not be detachable from his head) and you may detect the red luminescence just barely glowing behind his eyes.

 

Observe his uncanny ability to imitate the humanity around him -- mostly soundbites from TV or refrains used by band members -- in an attempt to blend in. Thomas, as we call him, will never blend in. He will always be too perfect to be human -- an otherworldly presence as beguiling as a statue in a wax museum.

 

He claims to have recently replaced his once imperfect 'natural' bone structure with a more sleek, aerodynamic design employing hollowed titanium and Velcro. This alteration cuts his weight by a third, allowing 'muscleman' Beller to lift him to the ceiling for pre-show lighting adjustments thought impossible before 'Thomas' entered the room.

 

Like Robocop, he carries concealed compartments within his body which hold cables, plugs, batteries and who knows how much more -- no one is exactly sure. All anyone ever sees is a quick flick of the wrist or a blur -- something too fast for the human eye to properly perceive -- and the required instrument is brought forth as if by magic. IT IS NOT MAGIC. Advanced extraterrestrial technology far too complex for our feeble minds to comprehend, perhaps. Perhaps something even more intangible. This question is hotly debated behind closed motel-room doors, over stiff drinks before shows, and in cars between cities -- any car but Nordegg's, that is; there is a general fear that if he finds out that we're on to him, he may alert whatever authorities are responsible for him and there could be trouble.

 

---Mike Keneally---

 

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Matori gear guru! icon_smile.gif

Vidim sad sta je ovaj ZR. Pogledacu da li mi to Odgovara. U principu ne zelim da se smaram sa trem-setterom (ta budza sto ide pozadi). Ok mije floating tremolo a hocu da probam i onaj sto Petrucci koristi na EB/MM. Trebace mi i 7-zicni neki, takodje.

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Jebiga jeste malo kabasto to pozadi ali zato mnogo olaksava posao icon_da.gif ...uvek se vraca u neutralnu poziciju, lako se menjaju zice, ne moz' da se istrosi posto radi uz pomoc kuglagera a ima i D-Tuner na sestoj zici...

 

A apropo Petrucci-jeve djitre...ja sam mislio da ona ima obican tremolo samo sa locking civijama icon_confused.gif ...a i kada smo vec kod njega skokni leba' ti na http://www.dimarzio.com/ da vidis njegov novi look... icon_smile.gif

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Petrucci...njegov novi look... icon_smile.gif

Nije mu trebala ona jasha. Inace super izgleda. Ne, majke mi. Pa nema on vise 20 i neku. I svejedno, ako Petrucci kaze da je taj look ok, onda je OK. On je sjajan lik. Odo' sad kod frizera icon_razz.gif .

Edited by Dersu Uzala

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Alo bre ljudi.............nemojte da mi dirate Petrucci-a!!!!!! icon_smile.gificon_smile.gif

Pa jebote to je obicna reklama na kojoj "MORAS" da budesh "KICH" obucen i namazan da bi prodao proizvod!!!!!Josh ako si baja kao Petrucci..... icon_smile.gificon_smile.gif

 

p.s. Znash kako kazu:Ako hocesh neshto da prodash,dovoljno je da zaposlish par dobrih cica,obucesh ih u roze,izbacish im silikone....i prodacesh na primer nekog krsh Jacksona za brda para!!!!!(Jenna Jameson=Jackson pozerka) icon_biggrin.gificon_smile.gificon_smile.gif

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......hmmmm njegov prapra deda je bio "Albanac"!!!!!!!

Shto njega ne cini siptarom ako mu je vec nekoliko generacija rodbine rodjeno u Americi!!!!!!!To znaci da je on poreklom odatle,a i kakve uopshte veze ima to koje je nacionalnosti covek???? no.gifwallbash.gif

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Acid Rain-ov je najdeblji icon_smile.gif

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Mustaine-ov idol je najludji orangelistening.gif

Dushan ne cita knjige, on je samUk! icon_smile.gif

Moj idol ima naj bujniju "kosu" mhihi.gificon_smile.gif

Gargijev i Cvijin idol ima najmanje ukusa icon_smile.gif

 

ITD... icon_smile.gif

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Tvoj idol je nepokretan icon_sad.gif

Acid Rain-ov je najdeblji icon_smile.gif

Sharkey-ev nema glavu violent.gif (jebiga, kad ne postoji shotgun smiley icon_smile.gif )

darijusovog idola gotivi najvise pichki wub.gif

Mustaine-ov idol je najludji orangelistening.gif

Dushan ne cita knjige, on je samUk! icon_smile.gif

Moj idol ima naj bujniju "kosu" mhihi.gificon_smile.gif

Gargijev i Cvijin idol ima najmanje ukusa icon_smile.gif

 

ITD... icon_smile.gif

laugh.giflaugh.gif odlicno

 

 

Dushan ne cita knjige, on je samUk! icon_smile.gif

wtf? laugh.gif

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