orginali su jedni

btw amy, nije apc nego tool

btw amy, nije apc nego tool

brrrrrate...svejedno...dok ima Maynarda

 

btw...kako da ti se uslihtam da mi poklonis jednu majicu?

Baš sam hteo da napišem "whatever...bitno je da je Maynard! " ali sada više nema smisla da ponavljam nešto što je već napisano.

 

amy...nikako

amy...nikako

moracu da kupim tool gacje da bih bio tako iskren i posvecen fan

amy...nikako

cuti tu...vidis da pokusavam da se izvucem iz ispale

 

 

moracu da kupim tool gacje da bih bio tako iskren i posvecen fan

uopshte se ne radi o tome

u're missing the point

 

al ono...boli me kurac

Pravi Tool fan izgleda ovako;

 

wearing vans, 501s, and a

Dope beastie t, nipple rings, and

New tattoos that claimed that he

Was ogt,

From ’92,

The first ep.

 

 

 

Ili još bolje, neko ko je čitav život posvetio izučavanju i primeni drevnih shin metoda otvaranja trećeg oka....i kupovini svih mogućih Tool memorabilija.

al ono...boli me kurac

zhuljaju te gace

u're missing the point

hah a to je?

Maynard pronashao Isusa, a vi se tu svadjate.... Bogohulnici!! BROOKA!!

 

 

Mo`ž mislit'...pronašao Isusa. Ja ga juče video u busu pa nikom ništa.

mjk-a ili gsus-a?

 

stex, aj u petak majcu molim te bre, obuci neku drugu.....toolovu....

 

pljz!

mjk-a ili gsus-a?

 

Zar ima neke razlike?!

 

 

inace...............niko ovde izgleda nije pravi fan!!!! PA KOME JE DANAS RODJENDAN????????????????????????

 

HAPPY B-DAY MAYNARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

sve najbolje.....nadam se da ce navratiti na yum i procitati cestitku

 

zajebavam se

U tom slučaju ću sada posebno,za ovu priliku,da pustim Eulogy sa AEnime...ma, pusiću ceo album i poželeti mu da što pre već jednom od-pry-uje to jebeno treće oko. Biće tako pretty.

Edited April 17, 200520 yr by Millosh_024

ma otvoreno je to njemu vec neko vreme

 

samo cekam ja da jos malo porastem pa se bacam u isti pohod.....

The following was just posted on toolband.com:

 

 

"Christians, huh? So forgive me." - Bill Hicks

 

Good news, April fools fans. The writing and recording is back under way. When approached for comment on his recent encounter with the Son of God, Maynard said, "That guy's a punk!"

As it turns out, Maynard was out "location scouting" near the Fourth Street bridge in downtown Los Angeles when he "found Jesus."

"Turns out he was here the whole time, and not that difficult to find if you know where to look," Maynard reported. Apparently Jesus offered him the position of campaign manager for his new line of "Holier Than Thou" sparkling holy water, which Maynard of course accepted. What wasn't obvious was that this guy is a total drunk. It's an occupational hazard. Every time our Lord goes to get a glass of water, it transforms into a generic grocery store Merlot. Because the alcoholic is the Son of God and an all-knowing being, he knew of Maynards extensive interest in collecting wine. So he went to work trying to get his lips on it. Maynard caught J.C. in his cellar transforming his precious wine collection into urine, then pissing it into the empty "sparkling holy water" bottles for the eventual sale to all those people who bought, read, and embraced "The Celestine Prophesy." Tragic.

"Truth be told," Maynard confessed, "I wasn't feeling top notch when I found him. The evening prior to the day in question I had over-indulged in a series of bad Molotov shrimp cocktails with a side of Makers Mark and twin strippers. So after an entire night of G.I. Blowouts, hot/cold sweats, and blurred vision, it's very possible that the guy I met wasn't even Jesus at all. For all I know, it was Willem Dafoe."

 

 

 

So there you have it! Another April Fools joke. The update makes little or no sense to me, but at least Tool is back to work on their new album

Imam samo jedan komentar.....BRILIJANTNO!!!!

ali to nije tema vec dugo.....

 

ono za Dafoe-a je genijalno...

it's very possible that the guy I met wasn't even Jesus at all. For all I know, it was Willem Dafoe.

iskreno

Za one koji ne znaju, Dafoe je glumio Isusa.

 

kad eee?

majke mi????

Pa,pobogu....to je cela poenta fazona texta!

 

Dafoe je glumio Gesus-a u The last temptation of Christ. Film Martina Scorseze-a iz 1991 čini mi se. David Bowie glumi Pontius-a Pilata.

 

Idem sad da nađem link na imdb....

 

 

Ipak je iz 1988.

 

Evo ga i link. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095497/ Mislim,ceo ovaj tekst o Maynardu je satira. A Dafoe referenca se upravo odnosila na ovaj film. Kao,video je možda lika koji je glumio Isusa. Ismevanje ljudi koji tvrde da su "našli" Isusa. (figurativno govoreći)