Azaralena Posted June 21, 2008 Report post Posted June 21, 2008 omg omg i'm soooo totally coooooool awwwww!!!111 aksesoar, jbt, ne znam sto mi je to zapalo za oko pored svih onih sranja ali... omg awwww! A i taj njen senzibilitet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted June 21, 2008 Report post Posted June 21, 2008 Krisiun tema: Znam ko su. I ja ih cujem pre objavljivanja, kada radimo u studiju na njima. Inace, ne zvanicno, ali je ipak, zvanicno, ja sam im dala ime Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ni! Posted June 21, 2008 Report post Posted June 21, 2008 aksesoar, jbt, ne znam sto mi je to zapalo za oko pored svih onih sranja ali... omg awwww! Aha, i to silver/pink. xD Ala je nekome bilo dosadno. xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted June 22, 2008 Report post Posted June 22, 2008 Joj bre Staljine,tu nista nije smesno,leba mi.... Ma gde to nadje... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Man Walking Posted June 22, 2008 Report post Posted June 22, 2008 (edited) ... Tada me obavezno startuje neki tip i naruci mi pic'e, ali mene ne interesuje pic'e, jer ga vec pijem. Ja hocu da mi naruci pesmu i da mi pesmom iskaze svoju ljubav... Šta joj naruči?? Da to nije možda k umesto apostrofa? Edited June 22, 2008 by Dead Man Walking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grob Bez Dna Posted June 22, 2008 Report post Posted June 22, 2008 ahahahhaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissDickinson Posted June 23, 2008 Report post Posted June 23, 2008 666th Element's Isotopes Iron Maidenium: A base element of all heavy metals. Used in just about everything. (An Iron Maidenium engineer named Eddie was turned into a zombie by overexposure to this element. Always use caution when handling. Proper care will result in excellent vocals and harmonized guitar solos.) Thrash metalium - Very unstable. Capable of spreading Anthrax over thousands of miles and slaying enemies with great efficiency. It was also once rumored that in biblical times, they used this metal Exodus to bring forth the testament. Prolonged exposure may kreate overkill. Thrash metallium found wide usage in the Eighties when stores of purified heavy metal were converted into hair metallium and thrash metallium. These stores broke down in the mid '90s, though remnants of them can still be found in abandoned mosh pits. Thrash metallium can cause somebody to develop Evile disease and bow to the Thrasher. Nu Metallium - A posing metal related vaguely to Neo Metallium. Was discovered by the Knightly Order of Righteous N00bs, or K.O.R.N. for short. Glamium - A common substance in L.A. in the 1980's. Found by flamboyant chemist Gene Simmons, using his tongue of doom to coax it out of a hole. Slayerium: Extremely Dangerous. Forms during a season in the abyss, somewhere south of heaven. Causes subject to become bald and gain markings on their exposed skull. Apart from the aforementioned reactions, overusage can cause subject to grow extra faces, to be exact, Seven Faces. Usage is considered 'Criminally Insane'. Lordium: One Must maintain very careful mantainence of this metal because one wrong thing could cause the Arocolypse. Lordium is found in the country of Finland. Handling this metal could cause people to "Get Heavy" and even make Deadite girls go wild.Excessive use can cause a "beast loose in paradise" and even spawn the "blood red sand man" New Wave of British Heavy Metallium - deep purple in colour. Discovered at night, on a Saturday, in jolly ol' England. Iron Maidenium, Judas Priestium, Helloweenium, and Def Leppardium derive from this form. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba the Hutt Posted June 24, 2008 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 :) Do jaja! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeronikaJeOdluchilaDaUmre Posted June 24, 2008 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 U New Yorku je nedavno otvoren dućan u kojemu žene mogu izabrati i kupiti supruga. Na ulazu su izložena "uputstva za upotrebu"; - Možete posjetiti dućan SAMO JEDANPUT - Postoji 6 katova i karakteristike muškaraca se poboljšavaju što se više penjete - Možete izabrati bilo kojeg muškarca na katu na kojem se nalazite, ili se popeti na sljedeći. - Ne možete se vratiti na kat ispod. Jedna žena odluči posjetiti dućan i naći partnera. Na vratima prvog kata piše Ovi muškarci imaju posao I žena se odluči popeti na sljedeći kat Na vratima drugog kata piše Ovi muškarci imaju posao i vole djecu I žena se odluči popeti na sljedeći kat Na vratima trećeg kata piše Ovi muškarci imaju posao, vole djecu, i nevjerovatno su zgodni -Wow, pomisli žena, ali osjeća da se mora još popeti Na vratima četvrtog kata piše Ovi muškarci imaju posao, vole djecu, nevjerojatno su zgodni i pomažu u kućnim poslovima. Nevjerovatno, pomisli žena, teško se mogu oduprijeti da ne uđem, ali nešto je tjera i ode na sljedeći kat. Na vratima petog kata piše Ovi muškarci imaju posao, vole djecu, nevjerojatno su zgodni ,pomažu u kućnim poslovima i vrlo su romantični. Žena odluči ući, al je u zadnji čas nešto spriječi, i na kraju ode ipak na šesti kat. Na vratima šestog kata piše: Posjetiteljica ste br.31.456.012, na ovom katu nema muškaraca, ovaj kat postoji da bi se pokazalo koliko je nemoguće zadovoljiti jednu ženu. Hvala vam sto ste posjetili naš dućan >> Preko puta tog dućana je otvoren jedan u kojemu muškarci mogu naći i kupiti suprugu. Na prvom su katu žene koje vole sex. Na drugom su katu žene koje vole sex, i ne gnjave previše. katovi od trećeg do šestog JOS NIKAD NISU BILI POSJEĆENI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talvi Posted June 24, 2008 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 Ovo bas i nije humor, vise je jako zanimljiva stvarcica, obratite paznju: Poredjenje izmedju Dzona Kenedija i Abrahama Linkolna: Believe it or not... - Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. - Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. - The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. - Both Presidents' wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot while seated next to their wife. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head. - Lincoln's personal secretary, whose name was John (Nicolay), advised him not to go to the theater. Kennedy's personal secretary, whose name was (Evelyn) Lincoln, advised him not to go to Dallas. - Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. - Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. - John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939. - Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are comprised of fifteen letters. - Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. - Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre and Kennedy was shot while in a Ford Lincoln. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
niking Posted June 24, 2008 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 - John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939. John Wilkes Booth (May 10, 1838 – April 26, 1865) was an American stage actor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba the Hutt Posted June 24, 2008 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba the Hutt Posted June 24, 2008 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 Silikoni rulaju Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted June 24, 2008 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 brate ovo je jebeno ogavno Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted June 24, 2008 Report post Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) Haha nisam se skoro ovako smejao Posalju Muju kao medunarodnu razmenu studenata u Japan. Dode tamo Mujo i kaze njemu neki Japanac: • Hoces da ti pokazem nesto japansko? • Hocu! Uhvati njega Japanac pa ga ubije ko' vola u kupusu. Pita njega Mujo: • Sta ti bi, covece? • Ha ha, nista... to je karate - nas nacionalni sport! Sutra dode Japanac Muji i pita ga da mu pokaze nesto japansko. Mujo nasedne i Japanac ga opet nalema. Pita ga Mujo: • Sta ti je sad to? • Dzudo - nas nacionalni sport. Sutra dode Mujo kod Japanca i pita ga : • Hoces da ja tebi pokazem nesto japansko? • Ha ha! 'ajde da i to vidimo! Ubije njega Mujo nekom stanglom. Pita ga posle Japanac: • Sta ti je to? • Poluosovina od TOYOTE! - kaze Mujo No yes stolen = Neda Ukraden >> Yes to little cannon = Dado Topic >> Little rose little juice = Ruzica Sokic >> Freeman Gentlefuck = Slobodan Milosevic >> Dick Droolfucker = Djoka Balasevic >> Goverments giant = Vlada Divac >> Sparkwho dogburn = Zarko Paspalj >> Overdear dayandhunt = Predrag Danilovic >> Dark of the job = Taman posla >> Fag Bag = Pederusa >> Yes, little duck = dapace >> Only killer = samoubojica >> Photo-who-drinks = Fotokopije >> The in-fall of little mouse = Upala misica >> Who-chicken = Kopile >> On-elephant = Naslon >> Are-railway = Supruga >> Priest-singer = Pop-pjevac >> New USA = Novi Sad >> No cat = N(j)emacka >> And that fox = Italija Edited June 24, 2008 by Josif Visarionovič Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted June 25, 2008 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 Juce mi je moj decko otpevao serenadu sve sa orkestrom, dok sam vecerala na svojoj roze jahtici u Monte Karlu. Bas me je dirnuo. Volite li da vam neko svira serenadu? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan_Creed Posted June 25, 2008 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 Strava fazon sa prevodima... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba the Hutt Posted June 25, 2008 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 KAKO DA BUDETE MAXIMALNO NEPRISTOJNI NA SAHRANI Kažite udovici da je pokojnikova zadnja želja bila da ona spava sa vama. Kažite grobaru da ne sme da zatvori kovceg dok vi ne nadete vaša kontaktna sociva. Udarite telo i kažite prisutnima da je on prvi poceo. Kažite udovici da ste vi pokojnikov tajni pederski ljubavnik. Zamolite nekog da vas slika kako se rukujete sa preminulim. Šetajte se okolo i pricajte ljudima da ste videli testament, a da oni nisu u njemu. Pricajte grobaru kako vam je upravo umro pas, i kako su skupi troškovi sahrane, a onda ga zamolite da ga krišom sakrije u sanduk sa pokojnikom. Kažite udovici da žurite i zamolite je da se testament procita ranije. Nagovarajte udovicu da pokojnikovu veštacku nogu da nekom siromahu ko nema para da kupi drva za ogrev. Šetajte se okolo i pricajte prisutnima da ih preminuli nije voleo. Iskoristite pokojnikov jezik da zalepite markicu na pismo. Zatražite od udovice novac koji vam je preminuli dugovao. Organizujte sakupljanje novca medu prisutnima kako bi se otplatili pokojnikovi kockarski dugovi. Pitajte udovicu da li možete da iskoristite telo da bi vežbali tetoviranje. Sipajte super lepak na pokojnikove usne neposredno pre udovicinog poslednjeg poljupca. Dodite na sahranu obuceni kao klovn. Kada niko ne gleda, stavite lažne vampirske zube u pokojnikova usta. Na sahrani povedite razgovor sa prisutnima o tome koliko vremena treba da se telo raspadne. Uštinite udovicu kad se sagne da baci prašinu na kovceg. Podelite peticiju da se telo preparira umesto da se sahrani. Kažite svima da ste iz poreske policije i da konfiskujete kovceg zbog neplacenih poreza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted June 25, 2008 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 TO LAVE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karnisero Posted June 25, 2008 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 Staljine 'de iskopavas ove profile,majke ti? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted June 25, 2008 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 KGB ti je cudo,Kari,el da,kamarat Staljin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted June 25, 2008 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 Jasta da je cudo,pa nema dzabe moj pas sluzbeni naziv KGB terijer Bice jos,nadjoh al begam u grad na kavu.Poz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted June 25, 2008 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 Ucestvovala sam u mnogim spotovima, ali ja ne volim da se javno prikazujem, jer se par puta desavalo da mase pohrle prema meni, a ne prema zvezdi sa kojom saradjujem ili mom prijatelju, pa neka to ostane mala tajna. Druuuugaaaaari cao, Vidim da ste se vec obradovali mom dolasku, ali ja vec moram da vam najavim moj odlazak. Ne brinite, samo privremeno. Veliki Brat me je pozvao da ponovo gostujem kod njega u kuci, a posto je on moj veliki bata i veliki prijatelj izasla sam mu u susret i moracu da idem. Ipak, svakom prilikom cu pokusati da vam se javim da znate sam dobro i zdravo, a i volela bih da cujem kako ste vi. Mozete i dalje da mi pisete i postavljate vasa pitanja, a ja cu odgovarati. Voli vas vasa jedina Liza! 8) Nemam MSN! A, to je zabranjeno u kuci VB Jenna jeste moja drugarica, ali ja ne snimam porno filmove niti ucestvujem u njima. Ja cak izbegavam i holivudske block bustere, samo kvalitet. Po tome sam ja poznata Prvo, naravno da nisam bila sa Sejom Kalacom u vezi, jer on nema puno para. Na Vimbldonu sam naravno u VIP - u, jer su to moji tereni. Noleta, naravno, pratim redovno, jer sam ulozila mnogo novca u njega, a i trenirala sam ga. Inace super sam i sa Nadalom, sestrama Viliams i Federerom. Ja sam vec svoje misljenje o domacem rapu rekla, ako ide u Ameriku samo napred, ali mislim da je on krupan zalogaj za njih. Nasi raperi su bolji od tamo nekih camuga iz nekog geta. Sto se krstarenja tice... Idem redovno na krstarenje i drustvo mi pravi jedan biznismen, ali necu da otkriva ko, da me ne bi neko doveo u vezu sa njim, posto smo SAMO prijatelji. Ja nisam neka opajdara da varam svog decka Jacka. Idem svojom roze jahtom kojoj sam dala ime "Letnja melodija". Ako nekog jos nesto zanima slobodno pitajte. Eh, da! Poznajem i Chucka Norrisa, on me je muvao, ali je mnogo stariji od mene. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted June 25, 2008 Report post Posted June 25, 2008 http://img159.imagevenue.com/img.php?image..._122_1193lo.JPG KRALJEVI BISERA grand show-a ÐOLE ÐOGANI * Išao sam u pravcu Novog Sada sa Vesnom, kada sam cuo kako peva okrenuo sam auto za 360 stepeni i pravac Beograd * Sladžo javi se na telefon zove te neki ANSWER! * Moja Sladža džuska i kad ima ( odgovor na pitanje zašto voli Slaðu) * Bilo nas je èetvoro i ja petoro * Ja Sladžu nisam ni znao ni poznav'o dok se nismo upoznali * Èuti, Sladžo, ti si glupa, pusti mene da prièam * Sladžo, èekam te kod kolima * Sladžo, nemoj da se svadžamo pred kamere, nismo cigani * Voditelj: Koji je najtužniji trenutak u vasem životu? - Kad je meni i mom bratu rikn'o èale. DRAGANA MIRKOVIÆ * Najviše volim da pijem sok od ðusa * Na pitanje da li voli Anu Karenjinu odgovara:- Da, proèitala sam sve od nje! * Na pitanje kako se oseæa u novom studiju odgovara: -Oseæam se eventualno! * VODITELJ: Šta èitate u poslednje vreme? - Uglavnom TOLSTOJEVSKOG... C E C A * Ceca (Trg '99): Ajmo sad nešto veselo "Kad bi bio ranjen ..." * Da, ja sam samokritièna, naroèito prema sebi. * Da, ja imam oseæaj za filing. * ...kad na naš stadion dolaze SUPROTNIÈKI timovi... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted June 26, 2008 Report post Posted June 26, 2008 Da,ovo je nas cuveni princ od pomrcinu u rubrici 'on trazi nju' Tražim slobodnu metalku -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Imam 24 godine, završio sam fakultet, slušam heavy metal (svi pravci). Voleo bih da upoznam devojku mojih godina ili mlađu, koja deli moj muzički ukus, pod uslovom da nema dečka i da je raspoložena da pokuša ozbiljnu vezu. Pozdrav svim metalkama. Javite se! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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