In The Flesh Posted October 8, 2012 Report post Posted October 8, 2012 15 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bata Životinja Posted October 8, 2012 Report post Posted October 8, 2012 Dolazi tip kod sveštenika, kaže "Oče, ja moram da vam ispričam šta sam sinoć radio!" Kaže sveštenik "reci sine, slušam". "Krenem ja sinoć u grad. upoznam neku devojku, počnemo da se ljubimo, i kaže ona meni da idemo kod nje. odemo, i krenemo da se skidamo! počne ona da mi puši, uzmem ja njoj da ližem, krećemo da se je*emo, (sveštenik razrogačio oči) kad dolazi joj cimerka! skine se i ona, uskoči sa nama, krećemo svi troje da se je*emo, (sveštenik šokiran) kad vade izvade one neke droge, šmrcemo, duvamo, je*emo se, njih dve meni puše, ja je*em jednu druga mi liže bulju (sveštenik se hvata za srce), kad njih dve pozovu još i komšinicu, ja reko daj da zovem ortaka ne mogu sve sam, dodje komšinica, dođe i ortak, šamaramo ih kur*evima, sise na sve strane, du *peta, pi*ke, pošmrcemo još droge, ma znači ludilo, još ne mogu da dođem sebi, šta smo sve radili!" kaže sveštenik sav preznojen: -"Crni sine, pa ti nisi normalan! Šta si to radio, jesi ti bre kršten!?" "Pa nisam kršten oče..." -"Kako nisi!? pa zašto ti meni sve ovo pričaš?!" -"Ma nema kome nisam pričao!" 14 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted October 8, 2012 Report post Posted October 8, 2012 је*ен виц Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sisus Posted October 8, 2012 Report post Posted October 8, 2012 15 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night's Blood Posted October 8, 2012 Report post Posted October 8, 2012 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Seed Posted October 9, 2012 Report post Posted October 9, 2012 Moze! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SweetNurse Posted October 9, 2012 Report post Posted October 9, 2012 (edited) Edited October 9, 2012 by Јарослав нема потребе за две исте слике 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Seed Posted October 9, 2012 Report post Posted October 9, 2012 Našao čobanin devojku, sede oni i razgovaraju, pita ga devojka koliko je imao seksualnih partnerki, on počne da broji i zaspi... 15 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall Posted October 9, 2012 Report post Posted October 9, 2012 5 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bata Životinja Posted October 9, 2012 Report post Posted October 9, 2012 1 20 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisus Posted October 9, 2012 Report post Posted October 9, 2012 Ćale Zemunac pita sina: - Zašto su ti crvene oči? Kaže sin: - Duvao sam sa ortacima. - Lažeš pičko, plakao si! 8 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dvaes Posted October 9, 2012 Report post Posted October 9, 2012 Најтфол молим те отвори ми врата неког лепшег света тако што ћеш ми рећи одакле ти ове заиста феноменалне слике. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Јарослав Posted October 9, 2012 Report post Posted October 9, 2012 Није давно било: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranis Posted October 9, 2012 Report post Posted October 9, 2012 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightfall Posted October 9, 2012 Report post Posted October 9, 2012 Најтфол молим те отвори ми врата неког лепшег света тако што ћеш ми рећи одакле ти ове заиста феноменалне слике. Naletim na raznoraznim forumima. Ima i jos ludjih stvari, no tek one se nikom ne bi svidele. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvaes Posted October 9, 2012 Report post Posted October 9, 2012 zajebi ljude meni onaj jelen prejebeno fenomenalan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dark_Elf Posted October 10, 2012 Report post Posted October 10, 2012 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted October 10, 2012 Report post Posted October 10, 2012 фантастично! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night's Blood Posted October 10, 2012 Report post Posted October 10, 2012 Kuruze postao si k'o neka baba, dzangrizav i dosadan. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted October 10, 2012 Report post Posted October 10, 2012 што? ако мислиш на пост о Елфовој слици, стварно сам одушевљен зато сам и коментарисао и дао човеку плус феноменална "fuck the system" слика, одма' сам је укр'о за тајмлајн Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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