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To, Bane Kerac. Bilo bi dobro kad bi neko iskopao Teekwana i okačio na net. Da vide ljudi kakvi "heavy metal comics" su se radili kod nas pre desetak i kusur godina.

Bilo bi fino :pivopije:

 

Ja bi to uradio (imam i Hard Metal-e i Cao HM-e gde je Teekwan izlazio),al nemam skener :lol::blush:

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A LETTER TO TARJA (Tuomas version of A Letter To Dana, Sonata Arctica)

 

Tarja my darling I'm writing to you

'Cause I'm kicking you out, don't have no doubt

I don't want you in the band anymore

I used to hope you'd break up, but not anymore Tarja

 

You're eyes didn't betray you, this letter is real

I'm not really sorry for the pain that you feel

And I hope Marcelo and you die in misery

Tarja my darling I'm finally free

 

Tarja my darling I'm writing to you

'Cause the dead boy is dead, it was really really sad

And I wanted Simone as the singer at first

But we took you instead, we must be cursed

 

Little Tarja Turunen oh Tarja my dear

How I'm glad that you are not here

We decided for Tarja Turunen one day

To leave us away, far away

 

No you can't suprise me anymore

I slept with Marco before

And it's so easy to let you go

Tarja, Tarja, Tarja, TARJA

 

I don't think that I told you, Jukka and I slept together

But I know Marcelo is holding you, and just for you to know

I slept with him too

It's a sin, fucking with him, love is the feeling that I feel now

I wish I could throw you out again, but I already did

Simone is hotter than you

 

Tarja oh Tarja I'm writing to you

You probably didn't know that, I slept with Emppu too

I'm old and I'm feeling like a fish

By the way now the band's name is Faggotwish

 

Little Tarja Turunen oh Tarja my dear

How I'm glad that you are not here

We decided for Tarja Turunen one day

To leave us away, far away

Edited by Euphorion

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Videla sam taj sajt, rastura.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Iron_maiden

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Serbia

 

na srpskom i ne izgleda kao da je razvijena. mozda bismo mi mogli da uradimo nesto po tom pitanju, a?

 

Najjaca izvala

 

Brief peace was shattered in 1939 when Adolph Hitler invaded Poland. This made Serbs very angry, as they had (one) friend there, so they declared war on Germany. England, France, Russia and America were also in, or something. War ended in 1945 when Serbs nuked Berlin using a brand new weapon developed by their very own crazy scientist, Nikola Tesla. This weapon is now widely used in many fictional Video Games and Movies, and is called Doom Ray, Millennium Falcon, or whatever.

 

Ali mapa :D aftr the serbo-european wars XD

 

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Najjaca izvala

 

 

 

Ali mapa :D aftr the serbo-european wars XD

 

Image:LocationSerbia.png

to si mi pokazivao kad si bio kod ja xDDDD

 

meni je ovo ubedljivo najjache http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bosnia

 

The total population of Bosnia counts three (3). Two jedi males, by the names of Mujo and Haso and one female called Fata. Both Mujo and Haso are brilliant thinkers and the actual authors of the Theory of relativity, Capital and What the hell is happening to Joseph K.. Fata is a casual victim of sexual abuse and the neighborhood whore. Sightings of two other individuals, Huso and Suljo were also reported, however, these have never been confirmed (much like Yeti or Sasquatch). Rumor has it that the Huso and Suljo are mere clones of Mujo and Haso who cloned themselves on one lazy Sunday afternoon, due to Fata's constant complaining of their sexual inadequacies. Alas, they have since disappeared and are believed to be kept captive in a Bosnian-chapter of the infamouse Area 51.

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Јеа, овакав наслов је имала прва тема коју сам отворио на овом форуму кад сам се учланио. :сентименалнос':

 

Мени су најсмешније фаце чланова Iron Maiden на постерима, power текстови и кВлтни black спотови (искључујући Immortal, они су ван конкуренције).

 

Вама?

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