vudun Posted February 10, 2009 Report post Posted February 10, 2009 1. Kerry King doesn't go to tattoo parlors......he grows them. 2. Kerry King didn't shave his head, he just got pissed and scared the hair away. 3. Biggie wasn't shot, Kerry King merely threw a menacing glance his way. 4. Kerry King doesn't tune his guitar, he scares it into tune. 5. Kerry King doesn't have a chin behind his goatee, just another guitar 6. Kerry King can actually flex his goatee 7. Kerry King sired Chuck Norris 8. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Kerry King before he goes to sleep 9. If you spell Kerry King in scrabble, the board will catch on fire, spew blood, and Satan will emerge to give you a foot massage. 10. The dinosaurs weren't destroyed by a meteor, Kerry King ate them. 11. The Grand Canyon was formed by Kerry King scraping his guitar pick across the southwest. 12. The big bang was the result of Kerry King wailing too hard on his guitar. 13. Kerry King doesn't bowl with bowling balls, he uses the regurgitated skull of the shoe guy. 14. Contrary to popular belief, Cliff Burton was killed by flying Kerry King guitar picks. Metallica knows this, but is too scared to say anything. 15. On the 7th day, God wasn't resting, he was recovering from a Slayer concert. 16. Kerry King bit off Ozzy's head, and then raised him back from the dead. 17. Kerry King doesn't headbang, he's just growing more neck muscle. 18. Kerry King's birth was a c-section. His mother couldn't possibly be expected to pass him, his guitar, and his amp. 19. With every Slayer shirt, you get a free pound of Kerry King neck muscle 20. Kerry King's dick has four rows of serrated teeth and it's own goatee. 21. Kerry King's goatee can also play guitar. 22. Kerry King doesn't ride the tour bus, his evil propels it. 23. Kerry King didn't shoot the sheriff, he made the sheriff's head explode with a mighty guitar wail. 24. Jimi Hendrix once lit his guitar in the hope of summoning Kerry King 25. The Slayer tour bus is followed by a cattle truck... to feed Kerry King 26. When Bruce Banner gets pissed, he turns into the Incredible Hulk, when the Incredible Hulk gets pissed, he turns into Chuck Norris, when Chuck Norris gets pissed, he turns into Kerry King, and when Kerry King gets pissed, everyone dies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grobodan Posted February 10, 2009 Report post Posted February 10, 2009 To je staro, ali stavka pod 15. mi je najkultnija. Definitivno nam treba još jedan Slayer koncert. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fapril ethereal Posted February 10, 2009 Report post Posted February 10, 2009 hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rockdevil: :rockdevil: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted February 10, 2009 Report post Posted February 10, 2009 Nesa je zaboravio na ovu,koja je meni licno i najbolja: 27.Kerry King is so tough, when he fell into a lake, Kerry didn't get wet,the lake got Kerryed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vudun Posted February 10, 2009 Report post Posted February 10, 2009 Ма Лох Нес. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoidberg Posted February 16, 2009 Report post Posted February 16, 2009 Kakva tr00 slika Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphy Posted February 16, 2009 Report post Posted February 16, 2009 :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ајлин Posted February 16, 2009 Report post Posted February 16, 2009 ovo za čak norisa sa proveravanjem closeta je ubitačno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melodicus Deathus... Posted February 16, 2009 Report post Posted February 16, 2009 15. On the 7th day, God wasn't resting, he was recovering from a Slayer concert. 20. Kerry King's dick has four rows of serrated teeth and it's own goatee. uh sunce ti jebem! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 :rockdevil: :rockdevil: :rockdevil: Kada se samo setim kako sam divljao na ovaj snimak pre jedno 13-14 godina,kada su ga pustali u VJ Svom snagom na 3.kanalu!Ludilo! Ovaj live je sinonim za metal.Svirka,zvuk,scenski nastup...SLEJAAAA!!! Samo mi nije jasno zasto nikada nisu hteli taj ceo koncert izdati...sta im se tu toliko nije dopadalo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vudun Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 A ja sam uz maločas izdivljao. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlo SE Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) :rockdevil: :rockdevil: :rockdevil: Kada se samo setim kako sam divljao na ovaj snimak pre jedno 13-14 godina,kada su ga pustali u VJ Svom snagom na 3.kanalu!Ludilo! Ovaj live je sinonim za metal.Svirka,zvuk,scenski nastup...SLEJAAAA!!! Samo mi nije jasno zasto nikada nisu hteli taj ceo koncert izdati...sta im se tu toliko nije dopadalo? Krv ti jebem! Po ovome kako si gore napisao, tj. "Ovaj live je sinonim za metal.Svirka,zvuk,scenski nastup...SLEJAAAA!!!" odmah sam tacno znao o kom se snimku radi, i da, apsolutno se slazem!!! Kad sam prvi put video snimak bio sam u fazonu:"Jebeeem ti! Sta je bre ovo??!!"... dalje znas, dalje je istorija... Edited February 18, 2009 by Rizzen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) To ti je ona fora 'Nije bitno sta si uradio i sto ce sve vremenom proci,bitno je kakve ce osecaje u ljudima probuditi' E to ce slayer biti doveka Edited February 18, 2009 by Josif Visarionovič Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hate squad Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 Prvi put sam video ovaj spot na Headbangersu 1992 i mislim da sam ga imao barem dva-tri puta na svakoj video kaseti. Joj kad se setim tih dana, neprospavanih noci, cekanja spotova...nema veze ako nemam pocetak, ako ga imam od ranije...samo snimaj! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melodicus Deathus... Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 "Zakljucno sa krajem prosle nedelje prodato je manje od 300 ulaznica sto je daleko manje od broja koji..." E Srbijo... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaVeN Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 Dzaba nam sada kukati...sledeci put (ako ga bude) karte odma' svi da kupe...i nece biti problema !! No...odakle je ovaj snimak...nikad ga ranije nisam video ?! Koje kidanje Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphy Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 No...odakle je ovaj snimak...nikad ga ranije nisam video ?! Koje kidanje Clash Of The Titans turneja.Legendarni snimak,koji nazalost u kompletu nikada nije ugledao svetlost dana.Samo ima ovaj Raining Blood/Black Magic momenat.Zbog cega,to treba pitati ekipu iz Sleja.Nije im se svideo u kompletu,pa nisu hteli objavljivati.Ja zaista to ne razumem.Nemoguce da je toliko losije od ovog live-a...a ovaj live je jednostavno savrsen,najjaci live snimak koji sam u zivotu video.Ma ko zna sta su utripovali tada. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 Prvi put sam video ovaj spot na Headbangersu 1992 i mislim da sam ga imao barem dva-tri puta na svakoj video kaseti. Joj kad se setim tih dana, neprospavanih noci, cekanja spotova...nema veze ako nemam pocetak, ako ga imam od ranije...samo snimaj! I ja sam ga imao nasnimljenog,ali 5 puta zaredom na kaseti.Totalno se izlizala. Da,da...snimanja....dobro,ja sam nesto mladji,1992.sam bio klinja,ali tamo vec negde 1995.sam rokao po VJ Svom Snagom na 3K i Metal Maniji na HRT-u.I kasnije kod Polzovica u Hard Metalu.Aaaa,to je bilo ludo...cekas spot,pa ga snimis,i onda premotavanje do krajnjih granica. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grobodan Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 :rockdevil: :rockdevil: :rockdevil: Kada se samo setim kako sam divljao na ovaj snimak pre jedno 13-14 godina,kada su ga pustali u VJ Svom snagom na 3.kanalu!Ludilo! Ovaj live je sinonim za metal.Svirka,zvuk,scenski nastup...SLEJAAAA!!! Samo mi nije jasno zasto nikada nisu hteli taj ceo koncert izdati...sta im se tu toliko nije dopadalo? Uuuuuuuuuuu, svaka čast što si ovo iskopao ista priča isto sve, Slayer forever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 Krv ti jebem! Po ovome kako si gore napisao, tj. "Ovaj live je sinonim za metal.Svirka,zvuk,scenski nastup...SLEJAAAA!!!" odmah sam tacno znao o kom se snimku radi, i da, apsolutno se slazem!!! Kad sam prvi put video snimak bio sam u fazonu:"Jebeeem ti! Sta je bre ovo??!!"... dalje znas, dalje je istorija... Posle tog antologijskog snimka,najboljeg live snimka u istoriji metal muzike,zivot se menja. Iako,to nije bilo prvo sto sam video od Sleja.Prvo sto sam video je bio spot za "War Ensemble".I tu sam odlepio.Reakcija "Sunce ti jebem,ovo je nesto najbolje sto sam u zivotu cuo,i slusacu do kraja istog!". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
In The Flesh Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 Posle tog antologijskog snimka,najboljeg live snimka u istoriji metal muzike,zivot se menja. Jedan od takvih je i ovaj Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 Moze biti samo jedan najbolji live snimak.A to je onaj od gore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
In The Flesh Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 Oh well The beauty is in the eye of the beholder.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karlo SE Posted February 18, 2009 Report post Posted February 18, 2009 Moze biti samo jedan najbolji live snimak.A to je onaj od gore. :da: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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