kuruz Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 you know, you should ask your inmate friend where to find a fine pair of eyebrows, cause we have a member who is desperate because of his unibrow which won't let him look as a normal person and live life of a man, not of a werewolf every time he cuts it a bit, it grows twice bigger so now he's wearing a belt made of eyebrows around his head terrible stuff 3 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
In The Flesh Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 And yet, we have another forum member that doesn't have eyebrows at all. During his identity crisis, he plucked them all, and now he walks among people, scaring the shit out of everybody. Jaw-dropping sight. 2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Davos Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 (edited) Woah, Lemmy Sixx didn't told us that you hired him as a full-time member! Great news! It's not Lemmy Sixx. His name is Scott Manning. He is Peyton Manning's cousin. They hate each other. Scott can't read because he ran away from home as a young child and lived in a guitar store. He hid and slept inside a bass drum during the day and would come out at night to play Megadeth and Dokken songs on the guitars. He ate only what he could find in the garbage bins, like chicken bones and pizza crusts. He still has all his baby teeth. On a necklace that he wears around his penis. He calls it Baron Von Bitecock. We don't ask him about it. This is Peyton Manning, in case you guys don't know about him. Scott's not really his cousin. And the baby teeth he wears aren't actually his. Ok, they are, but only because he paid good money for them. Enough about me! How are you guys doing? Edited April 16, 2013 by Adam_Davos 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 your friend is lucky, if he went to Montenegro, he'd find only hands with mobile phones stuck into fists, so he could sell em only to workers in call centres Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Davos Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 your friend is lucky, if he went to Montenegro, he'd find only hands with mobile phones stuck into fists, so he could sell em only to workers in call centres What a horrible way to live. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 yeah man, this guy above, ETF, types only with his left hand and is still using Nokia from 2001, cause he can't remove it from the right hand How are you guys doing? I'm fine, although my afternoon didn't turn the way I wanted it's was sunny, so I had an idea of playing basketball outside my father also liked the weather, but he thought the day was perfect for some potato planting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Davos Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 yeah man, this guy above, ETF, types only with his left hand and is still using Nokia from 2001, cause he can't remove it from the right hand He's very lucky. It could have been a Samsung. I'm fine, although my afternoon didn't turn the way I wanted it's was sunny, so I had an idea of playing basketball outside my father also liked the weather, but he thought the day was perfect for some potato planting You have to plant potatos? I thought they just... happened. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 well they happened to me a few hours ago, so you're not so far from the thruth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sale 3sm Larry Flynt Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 How are you guys doing? Ok....little sick, on antibiotics, Red Bull and some strong Russian beer...so I feel great. Potato is a secret code for cannabis here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 (edited) not secret anymore, obviously Edited April 16, 2013 by Underkuruz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 Oh,eyebrows discussion! This is so interesting! Well,a little corncob called Kuruz have something to say about it: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 your argum... link is invalid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 Fucking imagevenue. Well,let's try again: Oooh,look at sweet little corncob Kuruz! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 oh you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 You are legally illiterate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 the worst dude ever 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 (edited) Better that then the fatest muslim dude ever. And Nikola Lalovic. Edited April 16, 2013 by lemmy sixx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Мајор Гашпар Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 Вечерас кењате и на енглеском. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fapril ethereal Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 Scott can't read because he ran away from home as a young child and lived in a guitar store. He hid and slept inside a bass drum during the day and would come out at night to play Megadeth and Dokken songs on the guitars. He ate only what he could find in the garbage bins, like chicken bones and pizza crusts. He still has all his baby teeth. On a necklace that he wears around his penis. He calls it Baron Von Bitecock. We don't ask him about it. i knew a guy,but he ran away from the other country,because of shortages of kvlt there..and he lived for a while in a music store in the center of Belgrade..he broke in one day,started threatening on bad Serbian dialect like he's gonna took some non-kvlt hostages,Ibanez fans etc, if the owner doesn't grant him a gig-bag so he can sleep in it ..so the owner couldn't cope with that amount of raw kvlt,and he gave him what he wanted.. as time passed,store owner began to like him.. he is also a notable member of this forum..his name is BLAGOJE..caps lock cursed necrodaemon tools Lite kvlt from Montenegro 4 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvjA1S3vxRQ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 also known as an amateur haxball player Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmy sixx Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 And amateur porn clips lover.From amateur country. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 store owner began to like him.. the story seemed legit until this part Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Мајор Гашпар Posted April 16, 2013 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted April 17, 2013 Report post Posted April 17, 2013 само невероватна песма 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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