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Postapalice je gotovo nemoguce izbaciti, pokusaj da pricas bez IJEDNE postapalice, bukvalno moras da se koncentrises na ono sto govoris, a to opet gubi smisao komunikacije kada ti ne mozes spontano da izneses osecanje, stav itd. kad moras da pazis tacno sta govoris, ako to vec nemas usadjeno u sebi.

Na primer : jebote, brate, bre, znas, znaci, mislim, kao. Mislim da nema tog 'kao', ne bih umela da govorim :).

Salu na stranu, postapalice je tesko regulisati, ali one koji su zaista kretenske se potrudis da izbacis i generalno svedes ih na minimum.

 

To 'mawi' itd., to je moderni talas koji mozda prestane, a mozda krene da se siri do tih granica da grafema kao takva nece imati nikakvu funkciju, sve se da zameniti brojem, na primer.

Klasican uticaj ensleskog, prosto mi W kao grafemu nemamo. A i verovatno govori o retardaciji mladih koja zeli da prica kao beba jer je to swatko.

Ali, ako hoces, mazi se sa deckom tako u govoru, ali nemoj meni da pises 'bwe'.

 

Mladja sestra mi je sad u tim godinama kada je ekspanzija cele te problematike, i dodje mi da joj lupim samar kad god napise nesto tako kretenski.

'Nemam' se redovno zamenjuje sa ' NEAM '. 'Stvarno' se skracuje na 'stv.'. Itd.

Okej, to skravicanje ima neku svoju funkciju.Realno i mi smo HAJDE doveli do 'AJ' ili 'AE', ali je funkcionalno.

Mawi, swatkis itd. nemaju funkciju sem izazivanja mucnine.

 

edit: I dalje to nekako pravdam kao fazu. Nece covek od 30 godina pisati tako, nadam se.

Edited by VeronikaJeOdluchilaDaUmre

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Ne znam koliko ja treba da govorim na ovu temu,poshto sam anglista po profesiji.Plus zivim u sredini gde se ne govori knjizevnim srpskim,vec je u pitanju narechje srpskog koje nema veze s mozgom.Prosechan Beogradjanin bi mi trazio prevod za svaku drugu rech-gomila turcizama i bugarizama.Ono shto ja volim kod srpskog jezika jesu psovke.Mislim da nijedan drugi jezik nema tako shiroku lepezu psovki.A ja sam chovek koji voli da psuje. :)

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Evo kako uči srpski moj američki drug. Poslao mi ovo prije par dana :)

 

Serbian Swearing English Translation

 

I fuck your child in it's bloody mouth

Yebem ti otsa na mrtwoy materi

I fuck your father on your dead mother

Bem ti sto mayke

I fuck your one hundred mothers

Bem ti mamini delowi

I fuck your mother's parts

Izdrkam ti se detetu na benkicu

I cum on your baby's bib

Jebem ti i seme i pleme

I fuck your seed and tribe

Seva mi levo jaje

My left nut is dancing (I don't give a fuck

Gle kurtsa ti na biciklu

There goes your dick on a bicycle

Poduvas mi karu

Blow my nuts

Poduvas mi auspuh papcino

Suck my exhaust pipe

Jebo ti jeza u ledja

May you fuck a hedgehog

Yebem ti drzshavoo

Fuck the government!

Yebem li ti mrtvo djete usta

Fuck your dead kid in the mouth

Yebem ti mater idiotsku

Fuck your idiotic mother

Jebemti dupa

Butt-fucker

Kuja ti djavo

Who's your devil?

Pizdu

Big slack cunt

Picka

Little tight cunt

Jebem li mu lebac

Let me fuck his bread

Yebo ti ya pas mater krmacu

A dog fucked your swine mother

Mrsh u lepo peechka materina ti yebeni prokliti derkagia

Go to your mother's lovely pussy, you damned provocative asshole

Yebem ti sestru pizdu

Go and fuck your sister's big slack cunt

Ma, zajebi to!

Well, fuck that!

Krelats!

Buffoon, imbecile

Jebem ti mamicu dragu!

I fuck your mommy-dearest!

Nemoj da ma drkas!

Don't fuck with me! (lit. Don't jerk me off!)

Pun mi kurats! I've had it up to here! (lit. My cock is full!)

Yebem te u po shupka

I'll fuck you in the middle of your asshole

Idi setaj kozu

Go walk your skin (masturbate)

Nasisaj mi se kite

Suck my dick

Picka ti skocila na nos

Damn you! (lit. A pussy jumps on your nose)

Srchi budzu

Suck my big dick

Jebem ti mrtvo dete u kolevci

I fuck your dead child in a cradle

Jebem ti chedo nesaranjeno

I fuck your unburied child

Jebem ti trulu sisu mrtve matere!

I'll fuck the rotten tit of your dead mother!

Jebem ti sonse

Fuck you

Polizi mi jajce

Lick my balls

Ja ti jebem mamicu

I fuck your mother

Zalim tvoju majku

I play sex games with your mom

Da bi te majka prepoznala u bureku.

Let your mother recognize you in a meat pie.

Jembem ti

I will fuck you

Mrtva ti se mayka u grobu prevrnula kad bi videla kakvog sina ye rodila!

Your dead mother would turn over in her grave if she saw what kind of a son she gave birth to!

Da bog da trazio detzoo Gaygerovim broyachem

May God give you to search for your children with a Geiger counter

Da bogda ti djete klikera ocima igralo

I hope your kid played marbles with his eye balls

Svrbe me jaja I just don't give a fuck! (lit. My balls are itchy)

Gle kurtsa ti u slamnatome sheshiru!

Well, a dick wearing a straw hat! (expression of surprise)

Poserem ti se u usta pa ti petom nabiyem

I'll shit in your mouth and stuff it with my heel

Samo da te pogledam, odma mi se povracha

Just looking at you makes me want to vomit

Napasesh me seh muda kao pop 'ladne sarme

Graze on my balls like a priest would on cold cabbage rolls

Idi jebi svoga tatu u supak jebeno govno jedno!

Go fuck your dad in the ass, you fucking shit!

Idi u tri pichke materine

Go back to your mother's three pussies (Means: fuck off!)

Jebo ti konj sa krvavim kurcem sestru na majcinom grobu a ti to kao invalid gledao, dabog dao!

May a horse with a bloody dick fuck your sister on your mother's grave and you watch it as an invalid, and God make it so!

Yebem tee otsa u peechkoo!

I fuck your father's cunt!

Yebem tee tsrkwen deerek!

I fuck the wooden column of your church!

Yebem te oo te ochi boolyave!

I fuck those goggle eyes of yours!

Yebem tee swe po spiskoo!

I fuck everyone on your list (your family)

Yebem ee tebee kad oomresh!

I fuck you also, when you die!

Jebem ti prvi red na sahrani

I fuck the whole front row at your funeral

Da Bog da ti dete islo u rikverc

May you have a child that walks in reverse

Da Bog da te majka u cevapu prepoznala

May your mother recognize you in a hamburger

Yebem tee tseo prwee red na saschranoo!

I fuck all standing by your coffin, at your funeral!

Da Bog da ti majka ljubila sliku na banderi

May your mother kiss your picture on a traffic light (Means: may you be killed in a traffic accident)

Da Bog da ti zena rodila stonogu pa ceo zivot radio za cipele

May your wife give birth to a centipede so you have to work for shoes all your life

Jebem te dok ti oci ne ispadnu a posle zato sto su ti ispale

I'll fuck your arse off until your eyes fall out and after I'll do it again because they fell out!

Da bog da ti kuca bila na CNN-U

May your house be live on CNN (Means: I hope Nato will bomb your house)

Sve je sranje osim pishanje, a i pishanje uz vetar je sranje!

You're never happy! (lit. Everything is shit except for pissing, but even pissing against the wind is shit!)

Sranje kroz gusto granjen!

Now the shit hits the fan! (lit. Bullshit through thick branches)

Levom rukom oko dupeta u desni djep!

With your left hand around your ass into you right pocket! (when someone does something the wrong way)

Kompot od muda i trista chuda!

You never know what to expect! (lit. [boiled] dick preserves and 300 wonders!)

Dabogda te majka kukom po Neretvi trazila

May your mother search for you in a river with a hook

Majku ti u majku jebem

I'll fuck your mother inside her mother (while she's still unborn)

Da Bog da nogu slomijo pa ti krivo zarasla

May god make your leg brake, and grow back in place crookedly

Jebem ti pola zabe!

Fuck you, asshole! (lit. I'm fucking half of a frog of yours)

Ko te jebe, pederu!

What the fuck's your problem, faggot? (lit. Who's fucking you, faggot?)

Ko te shisha?

What's wrong with you? (lit. Who cuts your hair?)

Sunce ti ne sija iz pizde.

The sun doesn't shine out of your pussy. (means: you're not that important)

Da popusis sto kuraca i kurac da mi popusis

May you suck hundred dicks and suck my dick too.

Jebo ti svome ocu majku i otac ker mater i ja tebi i tvome ocu majku

Fuck your father's mother and may your dog father fuck your mother and I fuck yours and your father's mother.

Jebm ti tri silosa zita, zrno po zrno, a na svakom zrnu - tri pizde materine!

I'll fuck your three full wheat barns, grain by grain, and on each grain three pussies of your mother!

Jebem ti majku u vrelu pizdu, a ti je jezikom hladio.

I fuck your mother in her hot pussy, while you're cooling it down with your tongue.

Ako te pojebem u guzicu majki ?eš na grobu govoriti kako ti je lepo bilo.

If I fuck you in the ass, you'll be telling your mother all about it on her grave.

Jebo ti ja sestru medju oci tako jako da ce joj se praunucad radjati sljepi

I fuck your sister between the eyes so hard that all of her grandchildren will be born blind.

Jebem ti majku na mrtvackom vozu za Sabac u pola noci u levo uvo u punom mjesecu.

I fuck your mother in her left ear on a hearse going to Sabac at the midnight on the full moon.

Da Bog da greskom mesto zeca ispekao i pojeo svoje mrtvorodjeno dete.

May God give you to cook and eat your dead born child instead of a rabbit.

Propisaces majcino mleko.

You will piss your mother's milk. (A threat)

Da Bog da ti pantljicare izlazile iz supka a ulazile u usta.

May God give you tapeworms issuing from your asshole and entering into your mouth. Nek ti zeni mesto mleka iz dojki curila kiselina.

Let acid instead of milk seep from your wife's breast.

Da Bog da budes tako siromasan da izdrkotinom hranis decu.

May God make you so poor that you feed your children with your own cum.

Jebacu te dok ne prokrvaris a ti ces me moliti za jos.

I will fuck you till you start to bleed and you'll be begging me for more.

Jebacu ti sunce krvavo.

I'll fuck your bleeding sun. (a threat)

Da Bog da ti detetu falio hromozon.

May God give that your children miss a chromosome.

Mislis da si uhvatio Boga za muda.

You think that you caught God to his balls. (You think that you did something very important.)

Da Bog da gledao svoja pluca u tegli sa formalinom.

May God give you to watch your own lung in a jar.

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Mladja sestra mi je sad u tim godinama kada je ekspanzija cele te problematike, i dodje mi da joj lupim samar kad god napise nesto tako kretenski.

'Nemam' se redovno zamenjuje sa ' NEAM '. 'Stvarno' se skracuje na 'stv.'. Itd.

Okej, to skravicanje ima neku svoju funkciju.Realno i mi smo HAJDE doveli do 'AJ' ili 'AE', ali je funkcionalno.

Mawi, swatkis itd. nemaju funkciju sem izazivanja mucnine.

 

msm nzm nvm :D

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Mene posebno nervira kada vidim da umesto slova š,đ,č,ć pisu sh,tch i slicno

Ili kada vidim ono neam sto valjda znaci nemam uvek mi se prevrne stomak

Inace ja imam problema sa postapalicama-dosta cesto koristim izraze brate,znaci i ono

Radim na tome da ispravim te grozote :)

 

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