Kad smislim jos neki izbacicu se sigurno...

 

Evo jos jedan al je malo bezveze...ali prokenjace me sigurno ovih dana

 

Kafana...pivo...sto...powerashi sede i cugaju,vec malo popili i

u tom trenutku prolazi neka picketina,noge do vrata,sise ko baloni a kosa neke loknice,farbice gluposti...

Jedan dobacuje...Vidi ovu natapiranu?

Drugi zatim...Ko da je Steve Vai radio!

Smeh

A treci ... Brate gresis ipak je bio Herman Lee iz Dragonforcea!

 

 

 

Jbga nije nesto al bice bolje..ali nije lose da se nastavi serija

Edited November 15, 200618 yr by MegaDex

Kad smislim jos neki izbacicu se sigurno...

 

Evo jos jedan al je malo bezveze...ali prokenjace me sigurno ovih dana

 

Kafana...pivo...sto...powerashi sede i cugaju,vec malo popili i

u tom trenutku prolazi neka picketina,noge do vrata,sise ko baloni a kosa neke loknice,farbice gluposti...

Jedan dobacuje...Vidi ovu natapiranu?

Drugi zatim...Ko da je Steve Vai radio!

Smeh

A treci ... Brate gresis ipak je bio Herman Lee iz Dragonforcea!

Jbga nije nesto al bice bolje..ali nije lose da se nastavi serija

 

 

Aaa dobar je, dobar je, nije za bacanje.

evo bice uskoro jos jedan

Modern ways of learning guitar:

 

 

Posalji SMS git_0*23 na broj 2323 i dobicete najbolje i najoriginalnije riff-ove!

 

 

Eto,to je buducnost

Edited April 15, 200718 yr by TarKalion

kada si siguran da ti se bend raspada?

kad bubnjar kazhe:"ajmo onu moju!"

 

imam josh jedan do jaja al to ne mozhe da se pishe

evo jedne drugacije

 

"I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as

you would expect, I travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things

happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps

outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I

ask her who called she gets evasive.

 

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting

dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way.

I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got

very angry.

 

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and

some guy have been to his gigs.

 

He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find

out for myself what was really happening. I said "sure, you can use

my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes

into the venue and who she comes in with". He agreed.

 

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack

to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the

amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I

noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.

 

Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a

technician?

 

Thanks"

Preiskreno!

:lol:

Pravi onaj old school baja.

Edited May 17, 200718 yr by Korgoth Of Barbaria

a brate, lik svira ibanez glavu na jackson telo

totalno custom

Edited May 18, 200718 yr by woochyna

neznam dal je bilo imam ja jedan

 

 

Kako se zove propali gitarist?

 

-basist

 

 

 

 

Прастара фора.

 

Виц (преглуп): Иде басиста улицом и носи бас. Саплете се о кабл и поломи чивију. После пола сата извршио је самоубиство јер нема паре да купи другу.

 

:S Има ли неко глупљи од овог?

evo jedne drugacije

 

"I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as

you would expect, I travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things

happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps

outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I

ask her who called she gets evasive.

 

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting

dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way.

I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got

very angry.

 

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and

some guy have been to his gigs.

 

He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find

out for myself what was really happening. I said "sure, you can use

my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes

into the venue and who she comes in with". He agreed.

 

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack

to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the

amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I

noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.

 

Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a

technician?

 

Thanks"

 

 

 

Kakav kraljevski fazon aaaa :rockdevil:

:)

Cyanide And Happiness je najjachi online comic ikada!

lol. "If i hold it like this?" Do jaja je strip

evo jedan..nije b as nesto ali nema veze,ovo je vic za solo pevaca posto se zna da su piglu..

 

Cas solfedja,,i profesorka ispituje teoriju,.

prilazi jednoj pevacici i pita je/.

reci mi subdominantu od F..

A pevacica odgovara.:zar F nije subdominanta...???

 

 

Idi upucaj se

Eto ti fore

Imam ja jedan:

--------------------------

Dolazi lik na neki tamo forum i misli da ima foru na racun muzicara (pevaca). I onda uzme i isprica sledeci vic:

 

Cas solfedja,,i profesorka ispituje teoriju,.

prilazi jednoj pevacici i pita je/.

reci mi subdominantu od F..

A pevacica odgovara.:zar F nije subdominanta...???

 

Ispricao on vic, i sad ocekuje neke komentare, a lik mu dodje i kaze mu da se upuca. :)

--------------------------

Eto, zar nije do jaja vic.

 

Sad, salu na stranu, mozda je vic OK, ali je malo ono "subdominanta".... nije bas tolko smesno da napravish vic od toga.

Imam ja jedan:

--------------------------

Dolazi lik na neki tamo forum i misli da ima foru na racun muzicara (pevaca). I onda uzme i isprica sledeci vic:

 

Cas solfedja,,i profesorka ispituje teoriju,.

prilazi jednoj pevacici i pita je/.

reci mi subdominantu od F..

A pevacica odgovara.:zar F nije subdominanta...???

 

Ispricao on vic, i sad ocekuje neke komentare, a lik mu dodje i kaze mu da se upuca. :)

--------------------------

Eto, zar nije do jaja vic.

 

 

...sjajno :)

Kazhe mu da "ide da se upuca"!! Nemoj sad da izmishljash...

Isprica mi jedan matori bluser umirao od smeha dok mi prichao a i nije neki

 

Ulazi tip u mesaru i pita "Jel imate svinjsku dlaku za gudalo?", a prodavac odgovara "Jok, ali imamo kravlju pičku za usnu harmoniku!"

 

I da se ispravim jedan koji smislih malopre

Sta je to Grupie Girl?

TO je devojka kod koje bend grupno ispushi:P

 

Došo Luis na plazu, skinuo se i lego da se suncha, ubrzo dolazi ekipa za zashtitu zivotinja Green Peace i vraca ga u vodu!

Edited July 1, 200718 yr by To®

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