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Па, Џеј се скинуо и у "Продавци 2", само што је киту завукао међу ноге.

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    Meni je pored Chasing Amy dobar i Mallrats. Dogma se podrazumeva.

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Samo što on u ovom filmu ne glumi Džeja.

Па, Џеј се скинуо и у "Продавци 2", само што је киту завукао међу ноге.

Goodbye horses... :)

 

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Напокон одгледах и тај филм "Девојка из Џерсија", а да до краја нисам ни знао да је то тај филм. Шта знам, мало патетике, али генерално цео филм је ОК. Мислим, идеја да ћале и ћерка ураде за приредбу мјузикл "Свини Тод"... то само Смит може да убаци. И, наравно, његов џерсијевски локалпатриотизам.

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Kevin Smith rula!

 

Skoro svi filmovi su jebeno dobri (odbi Mallrats, Jersey Girl), a za mene najveci highlight je bio prvi "Evening with Kevin Smith"...

 

Zack & Miri ima jak pocetak ali strasno opada pri kraju, ocena 6/10 i to jedino zbog Kevina, inace 5/10

 

Edit: Kevin momentalno snima horor film, jer je uvideo da polako treba da radi i nesto drugo...

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Debelo grešiš za Mallrats,taj film je kult.

Maybe cult but it isnt extra good...

 

Nisam rekao da je los, ali definitivno nije u istom rangu sa ostalima (Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent)

Nemoj mi Mallrats. Prorocica sa tri sise i chocolate pretzels su zakon! :D

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Ma svi fazoni vezani za Brodija su kvltni.

On mi jedan od omiljenih likova tog Smitovog univerzuma.

Nemoj mi Mallrats. Prorocica sa tri sise i chocolate pretzels su zakon! :D

И планови Џеја и Тихог Боба.

И планови Џеја и Тихог Боба.

Nezaobilazno! :D

Za mene jedan nepravazidjen gag, iz Clerksa:

 

- My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

- In a row?

 

priceless :pivopije:

:) :) Obozavam ih. xD

 

Dante: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?

Randal: No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized dick.

 

Sta reci... Kevin Smith. :D

Dante: You never go ass to mouth

Randall: Oh, would you please grow up

Dante: You never go ass to mouth

Randall: Oh, would you please grow up

Becky: OK, I',m gonna tell you this 'cause we're friends, but sometimes in the heat of the moment it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

Randall: Ts, I knew it.

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K'o što neko reče,svaki Smithov film je prava mala riznica zajebancije.

 

Eh.čeka sve nema u Clerks II...onaj magarac,pevanje Kinga i goodbye horses,Transformers i Lord Of The Rings i Star Wars(ovo ima u svakom Smithovom filmu :) ) reference,ass to mouth,porch monkey,pickle fucker...

Genijalno.

Jedna scena iz Jay & Silent Bob kod koje sam skoro umro je bila: I am the clit commander :wub:

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

Predivno!^^

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