Cim se spomene neko sirenje usta,dolece MissionVao kao grom iz vedra neba.

Šeldon, najgenijalniji lik u istoriji sitkoma.

Ako ćemo striktno o genijalnosti, Dick Solomon je neprevaziđen.

Red Forman?

Дел Бој

Edited February 1, 201213 yr by BruceBruce

Niko im nije ni do kolena.

Čim vidim ili čujem da neko spominje Black Adder momentalno se setim nekih genijalnih dijaloga iz serije. Kao npr. sa onim lopovom Senkom.

 

Baldricick: The Shadow is my hero! He's on a half-way of becoming new Robin Hood!

 

Blackadder: Really, why only half-way?

 

Baldrick: Well, he steals from the rich but he hasn't started giving it to the poor yet.

wierdest gifs competition

 

 

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Economic Models Explained

 

 

SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbour.

 

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk.

 

 

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and sells you some milk..

 

 

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and shoots you.

 

 

BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then

throws the milk away...

 

 

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.

 

 

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes.

The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

 

 

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped

dead.

 

 

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using

letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then

execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so

that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five

cows.

The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an

intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the

majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back

to your listed company.

The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an

option on one more.

You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States ,

leaving you with nine cows.

No balance sheet provided with the release.

The public then buys your bull.

 

 

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because

you want three cows.

 

 

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary

cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and

market it worldwide.

 

 

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a

month, and milk themselves.

 

 

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You decide to have lunch.

 

 

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.

You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

 

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.

You charge the owners for storing them.

 

 

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine

productivity.

You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

 

 

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

 

 

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

 

 

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.

You tell them that you have none.

No-one believes you, so they bomb the c**p out of you and invade

your country.

You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of

Democracy....

 

 

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The one on the left looks very attractive

 

A CANADIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Business seems pretty good.

You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

komunizam i kapitalizam nidje veze

Za razliku od ostalih koji su potpuno precizni i tačni.

Asian pregnancy test.

Edited February 1, 201213 yr by Denny

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57-vQvo34E

 

Okreni obrni, britanski humor uvek najbolji.

Španska inkvizicija mi je njihova najbolja tvorevina

Tako je, the best

 

 

 

 

Gledam nocu na kanalu Ultra "Fawlty Towers", taman su ga fino zaredili posle Pajtona...

Ruku na srce, Pajtonovci imaju najmanje veze sa britanskim humorom.

http://wannabemagazine.com/erotski-obicaji-u-srba-%E2%80%93-strndzanje/

 

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