blondie Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 edit prepoznaces pozadinu da sam znala ne bi se odselila iz studenjaka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Шарки Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Брате који сте моторхеди. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 uuuu mnoge sam pljeske tamo anahilisao! stanica 72-ke kod studenjaka rulez! ja sam tu ziveo blizu,svaki dan sam zdrao pljeske pre 2 godine inace overite ovo,plakao sam od smeha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simadin Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Duh Paracina: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustang Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mare Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 (edited) edit prepoznaces pozadinu Da sam znao, blejao bih cesce kod Milana. I onako prolazim pored svaki dan. Mito, savrsen marketinski potez, moram da priznam. Edited November 25, 2008 by black donkey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vudun Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 inace overite ovo,plakao sam od smeha Добио је жешће оштећење мозга ... ви'ш како му живац ради. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustang Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Nema, boks mu je u krvi, cak i kad spava, on ustvari boksuje Ma lik je stvarno dobio ostecenje neko kao sto rece Vudu... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fapril ethereal Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Mita je pozajmio jaknu od starijeg brata... toliko ste cool i posveceni,da sam pozeleo da se druzim sa vama! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ајлин Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Mito, Mito bekrijo Ih kakva ste ekipa. Bagro jedna Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markomrki Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Jebo te al sam mator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fapril ethereal Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 da,bas si torma... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ајлин Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mita Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Mita je pozajmio jaknu od starijeg brata... toliko ste cool i posveceni,da sam pozeleo da se druzim sa vama! nisam uzeo od burazera vec mi je bila fora da izvlacim rukave iz jakne tad pa mozes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fapril ethereal Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 hahahahah sa teme o nekoj svirci u dangubi... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Hate Posted November 25, 2008 Report post Posted November 25, 2008 Ajd da probam da vas malko nasmejem posle svog ovog crnila... Vracaju se kanibali sa nekog svog godisnjeg okupljanja i sredjuju utiske.Prvi kaze: "Sto se meni pao neki Etiopljanin,mrsav,mrsav,samo koza i koske od njega,namucio sam se a nisam se najeo kao covek.Jedva cekam da se vratim kuci." A drugi ce: "Meni zapao neki svaba debeo i mastan,nisam mogao da ga svarim tri dana,ubi me gorusica." Treci kaze:"A ljudi sto sam ja imao srece,pao mi se jedan srpski direktor,onako debeljuskast ali kvalitetno meso.Krenem ja od plecke preko ledja ono se ne zna koji je deo sladji i bolji.Dodjem ti do dupeta,otvorim-kad tamo jos trojica!". Kaze kad je za vreme rata bilo pitanje kome ce pripasti Bosna sastali se Tudjman,Alija i Sloba pa nikako da se dogovore.Komandant mirovnih snaga im predlozio ko medju 100 papagaja prepozna jednog jedinog muzjaka taj ima pravo da uzme Bosnu.Ulazi Tudjman prvi,izlazi posle nekoliko minuta,kaze nema sanse da pogodim svi su mi isti.Ulazi Alija za njim,zadrza se pola sata,izlazi i kaze jeste da je moja Bosna u pitanju al' jebo mater nemam pojma kako da ih razlikujem.Na kraju ulazi Sloba u prostoriju punu sarenih papagaja,nakaslja se pa im kaze:"Dobar dan gospodo.Ja sam Slobodan Milosevic,predsednik Savezne Republike Jugoslavije!Tek cujes otuda jedan glas kaze:"Mnogo me zabole kurac! E ti mi trebas,dolazi ovamo!!!" Zasto nije preporucljivo ozeniti kondukterku,uciteljicu i doktorku? Kondukterka uvek kaze:"Guraj napred ima jos mesta". Uciteljica kaze:"Moze to i bolje". Doktorka kaze:"Ajmo sledeci molim"! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
enclave Posted November 26, 2008 Report post Posted November 26, 2008 Kako se na engleskom kaze Ivica i Marica? - edge and the police wan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatashaNS Posted November 26, 2008 Report post Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) Kaze kad je za vreme rata bilo pitanje kome ce pripasti Bosna sastali se Tudjman,Alija i Sloba pa nikako da se dogovore.Komandant mirovnih snaga im predlozio ko medju 100 papagaja prepozna jednog jedinog muzjaka taj ima pravo da uzme Bosnu.Ulazi Tudjman prvi,izlazi posle nekoliko minuta,kaze nema sanse da pogodim svi su mi isti.Ulazi Alija za njim,zadrza se pola sata,izlazi i kaze jeste da je moja Bosna u pitanju al' jebo mater nemam pojma kako da ih razlikujem.Na kraju ulazi Sloba u prostoriju punu sarenih papagaja,nakaslja se pa im kaze:"Dobar dan gospodo.Ja sam Slobodan Milosevic,predsednik Savezne Republike Jugoslavije!Tek cujes otuda jedan glas kaze:"Mnogo me zabole kurac! E ti mi trebas,dolazi ovamo!!!" Cini mi se nesto poznato ovaj vic, al' nesto bas ne verujem da sam ga cula ranije. U svakom slucaju, vic je zakon!!! Kako se na engleskom kaze Ivica i Marica? - edge and the police wan A znam taj fazon, imam jos milion tih bukvalno prevedenih fazona. Edited November 26, 2008 by NatashaNS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grob Bez Dna Posted November 26, 2008 Report post Posted November 26, 2008 podeli ih su nama Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Hate Posted November 27, 2008 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 Cini mi se nesto poznato ovaj vic, al' nesto bas ne verujem da sam ga cula ranije. U svakom slucaju, vic je zakon!!! E hvala legendo!Bas mi je drago da ti se svideo i oraspolozio te... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Elf Posted November 27, 2008 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 podeli ih su nama Taman posla - Dark of the job Mesna Zajednica - Meat community Stavili su mu lisice - They put him foxes Opasulji se - Bean yourself Raskupusana Knjiga - Cabbaged book Puno sam se sekirao - I axed myself very much Kama sutra - Big knife tomorrow Računaj na meme - Calculate on me Radio Mileva - Worked Melissa Čekanje u redu za hljeb - Waiting all right for bread Ko umije njemu dvije - Who washes, him two Ne lezi vraže - Don't lay devil Hej žica, žica, žica, drma mi se kabanica - Hey, wire, wire, wire, my raincoat is shaking Šta ima - What has Dva loša ubiše Miloša - Two bad Michel dead Kom obojci, kom opanci - To whom feet wrappers, to whom serbian peasant shoes Drage volje - Of dear will Ko te šljivi - Who plums you Ko te šiša - Who cuts your hair Zašto da ne - Why yes not Kako da ne - How yes not Bezanijska kosa - Runaway hair ivica i marica - edge and police wagon.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
enclave Posted November 27, 2008 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 Kopaonik - Nick was digging Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mita Posted November 27, 2008 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 Bezanijska kosa - Runaway hair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NatashaNS Posted November 27, 2008 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 Taman posla - Dark of the job Mesna Zajednica - Meat community Stavili su mu lisice - They put him foxes Opasulji se - Bean yourself Raskupusana Knjiga - Cabbaged book Puno sam se sekirao - I axed myself very much Kama sutra - Big knife tomorrow Računaj na meme - Calculate on me Radio Mileva - Worked Melissa Čekanje u redu za hljeb - Waiting all right for bread Ko umije njemu dvije - Who washes, him two Ne lezi vraže - Don't lay devil Hej žica, žica, žica, drma mi se kabanica - Hey, wire, wire, wire, my raincoat is shaking Šta ima - What has Dva loša ubiše Miloša - Two bad Michel dead Kom obojci, kom opanci - To whom feet wrappers, to whom serbian peasant shoes Drage volje - Of dear will Ko te šljivi - Who plums you Ko te šiša - Who cuts your hair Zašto da ne - Why yes not Kako da ne - How yes not Bezanijska kosa - Runaway hair ivica i marica - edge and police wagon.. Nije fer, postovao si to pre mene. Al' imam ja jos tih, samo moram da nadjem sve to, pa cu postovati. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B@K@ Posted November 27, 2008 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 Radio Mileva - Worked Melissa Zar neje Worked Meleft? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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