Talvi Posted November 29, 2009 Report post Posted November 29, 2009 Taj sto trazi kako se jebe Ceca ni ne zna da promeni Google na srpski, zato ni neces naci rezultate na srpskom, nego samo na ovom glavnom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vudun Posted November 29, 2009 Report post Posted November 29, 2009 Види стварно. цеца кеца зеца... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night's Blood Posted November 29, 2009 Report post Posted November 29, 2009 Kako se jebe pi**a. :haha: :haha: :haha: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fapril ethereal Posted November 29, 2009 Report post Posted November 29, 2009 da jebote hahahahahahahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zvončica Posted November 29, 2009 Report post Posted November 29, 2009 Разговарају муж и жена уз кафицу. -Идем ја на јахање. - каже жена -Иди, коњ је већ два пута звао! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrija Smith Posted November 29, 2009 Report post Posted November 29, 2009 Samo ću reći - gledajte Fajront republiku večeras. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zvončica Posted November 29, 2009 Report post Posted November 29, 2009 Надувао се зека и упао у поток. Виде га вук и лија, па га дозивају: -Зеко, зеко, изађи одатле, удавићеш се! -Одјебите ви, копнене животиње! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B@K@ Posted November 30, 2009 Report post Posted November 30, 2009 Ulazi narkić u prodavnicu i kaže: "Daćete mi plazm...ču' mene, jafu?! Daćete mi plazmu." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Srlandand Posted December 1, 2009 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 Žena došla u prodavnicu kucnih ljubimaca i tamo vidi veoma jeftinog,divnog papagaja. - U cemu je štos, zašto je tako jeftin? - Ah, znate, taj papagaj je živeo u javnoj kuci, ko zna šta je tamo naucio... Ženi to nije smetalo, i kupila je pticu. Cim ju je donela kuci, ptica pocne: - Nova kuca, nova Madam... Dama se nasmeje i saceka cerku. Papagaj odmah pocne: - Nova kuca, nova Madam, nova devojka.... Nastave svi da se smeju, kad eto ga i muž... - Nova kuca, nova Madam, nova devojka, zdravo Stevo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milogled Bluff Posted December 1, 2009 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 Samo ću reći - gledajte Fajront republiku večeras. E jbg... kad je repriza? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrija Smith Posted December 1, 2009 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 (edited) http://rapidshare.com/files/314670207/Fajront_republika_II-11.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/314669930/Fajront_republika_II-11.part2.rar Gosti su bili The Books of knjige. Repriza mislim da je u subotu, nisam siguran. Edited December 1, 2009 by Andrija Smith Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuruz Posted December 1, 2009 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 Иде зека шумом у упадне у рупу. Мисли у себи: "Супер је овде, травицу поједем, водицу попијем, ма 'ладовина". Мало касније упада и лија. "Страва, зеку поједем, на травици спавам, водицу попијем, кул". Упада и вук: "Ууу, одлично, лију појебем, зеца поједем, на травици спавам, водицу попијем". Затим и меда улеће и размишља: "Кул, водицу попијем, на травици спава, зеца поједем, лију појебем... ооооооооооооооооо ал' ће неко да добије по пичкиииииииииии!" Долази муцавац код лекара: "Ддддокторе ииимммам пппроблем". "Шта вам је?" "Сссваке нноћи сањам пипилиће и нене могу дда их оооотерам". "Како не можете?" "Нннајебем иим ссе мааајке и сви оду, саамо један ооостане" "И шта онда?" "Ооонда ммму кккажем: "Ммммарш у пипипипипипичку материну" и сви се врате". Шта испадне кад се карају питбул и пудлица? Пудлици испадну очи. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B@K@ Posted December 1, 2009 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 http://rapidshare.com/files/314670207/Fajront_republika_II-11.part1.rar http://rapidshare.com/files/314669930/Fajront_republika_II-11.part2.rar Gosti su bili The Books of knjige. Repriza mislim da je u subotu, nisam siguran. A pass? Hajd', čisto da ispoštujem temu: Kako se zove ciga porno star? Rom Džeremi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrija Smith Posted December 1, 2009 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 Praštajte, zaboravih: rapidserbia.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Elf Posted December 1, 2009 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 Шта испадне кад се карају питбул и пудлица? Пудлици испадну очи. Hahah E, od svih pasa jedino pudlice i pekinejzere ne volim. Ovaj vic mi onako, baš legao. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ResurrectioN Posted December 1, 2009 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 Kako se zove ciga koji dolazi od nekud? From. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ајлин Posted December 1, 2009 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 Molimo građanina Srbije koji 19. decembra poslednji bude napustio zemlju da ugasi svetlo. Vlada Republike Srbije 6 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zvončica Posted December 1, 2009 Report post Posted December 1, 2009 Kids Are Quick! TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jarancaba Posted December 2, 2009 Report post Posted December 2, 2009 Molimo građanina Srbije koji 19. decembra poslednji bude napustio zemlju da ugasi svetlo. Vlada Republike Srbije Znajuci Srbe poslednji će da popali sva svetla, da onome ko se vrati u Srbiju stigne ogroman račun. Hvala Elektro distribucija Srbije u ostavci 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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