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Hehe, moguce, ali izgleda da ih ima vise...Evo bas sam pretrazila na netu, neko pise da je kod Kg-a, neko u Somboru...

 

Evo jos nekih zanimljivih imena kafana , sad nadjoh :

 

'H2O'

'Biblioteka'

"Ona, a ne neka druga"

 

"Библиотека" је у КГу. одлично место. и још једна из КГа: "Театар".

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# Your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code.

# Your mom is so fat, she lives in two time zones.

# Your mom is so fat, that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

# Your mom is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

# Your mom is so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a welcome-back party.

# Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday.

# Your mom is so fat, she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals.

# Your mom is so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.

# Your mom is so fat, McDonald's set up shop in her house.

# Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call out to her, "Taxi!"

# Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow coat she looks like a school bus.

# Your mom is so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

# Your mom is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.

# Your mom is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.

# Your mom is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

# Your mom is so fat, she went to Disneyland and got a group discount.

# Your mom is so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls on both sides.

# Your mom is so fat, it took five UFOs to abduct her.

# Your mom is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

# Your mom is so fat, when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER.

# Your mom is so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

# Your mom is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

# Your mom is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.

# Your mom is so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

# Your mom is so fat, NASA is planning a mission to put a man on her.

# Your mom is so fat, she has to live on another planet.

# Your mom is so fat, no one can talk behind her back.

# Your mom is so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit

# Your mom is so fat, you can swim in her belly button

 

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# Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in a bathroom and pissed in her pants.

# Your mom is so stupid, she tried to steal free samples.

# Your mom is so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.

# Your mom is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

# Your mom is so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.

# Your mom is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

 

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# Your mom is so old that she farts dust.

# Your mom is so old that the milk in her tits is expired.

# Your mom is so old that Moses is in her yearbook.

# Your mom is so old that she owes Jesus a quarter.

# Your mom is so old that she only has two teeth and they're both in her pocket!

# Your mom is so old that she has an autographed version of the Bible.

# Your mom is so old that when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

# Your mom is so old that she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

 

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# Your mom is so ugly that she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

# Your mom is so ugly that I went to your house, kicked in the door and your mom came out barking.

# Your mom is so ugly that she popped her head out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.

# Your mom is so ugly that she makes blind kids cry.

# Your mom is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

 

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# Your mom is so poor that I rang your doorbell and she shouted "DING-DONG!"

# Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

 

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# Your mom is like a brick, flat on both sides and keeps getting laid by Mexicans.

# Your mom is like a screwdriver, everyone gets a turn.

# Your mom is like a gas station, pump first then pay.

# Your mom is like 7-Eleven, she's always full of mexicans.

# Your mom is like McDonald's, "Serving Millions."

# Your mom is like a rail road, laid all over the country.

# Your mom is like an SUV, big, black, and full of Mexicans.

# Your mom is like a door; I banged her all night.

# Your mom is like a police station, dicks go in and out of her day and night.

# Your mom is like good paint, cheap and easy to spread.

# Your mom is like Chinese food, every one gets a chance to eat her out.

# Your mom is like a toilet, fat, white and smells like shit.

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