"Poklanjam pudlicu. Zovite od 17 do 22 sata. Ako se javi ženski glas, spustite slušalicu i ništa ne spominjite"

What men would do if they had a vagina for a day.....

 

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

 

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

 

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

 

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

 

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

 

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

 

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

 

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

 

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

 

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

 

Kako je ovaj ker pobedio   

Edited July 2, 201015 yr by Zoidberg

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

 

9. Get a blow job.

 

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

 

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

 

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

 

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

 

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

 

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

 

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

 

1. Repeat number 9......

kuche pt 1

 

kuche pt 2

Edited July 3, 201015 yr by feyd

http://www.break.com/index/super-fast-cat-attacks

I wants it.

 

Edited July 4, 201015 yr by The Jester

fenomenalno!!!

 

Je l' ovo u Novom Sadu? Poznat mi ćošak.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqEk8FR2vd8

 

No shit! haha, ko je taj lik??

Gimnazijalac neki, '92. godište.

Ulazem velike nade u njega.. veoma talentovan decko.

Je l' ovo u Novom Sadu? Poznat mi ćošak.

Jebem li ga, ako ovo nije tamo kod futoske pijace...

 

 

 

Jeste, na Futoškom putu preko puta pijace. Prošao samo tuda milion puta al' nisam zapazio znak.

Prošao samo tuda milion puta al' nisam zapazio znak.

 

Onda tvoj vid i nije toliko jak.

taj bi znak video slepac svak.

zato sto je bio mnogo malak

Bolje da su Mitu stavili neg' znak.

Ova rima je težak prokletnjak

ovo je tema Humor,nek zna svak

losa ti je rima,baci se u jarak