Rehabilitovani Bagrem Posted March 22, 2010 Report post Posted March 22, 2010 0,presladak mi je mali prosto mi ga zao,ne radi on to svojom voljom mora da ga teraju da bude pederas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Man Walking Posted March 23, 2010 Report post Posted March 23, 2010 19, toliko puta mi je i izašao. Nije mi jasno zašto ga gađa svećama? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Шарки Posted March 23, 2010 Report post Posted March 23, 2010 Хаха, то су дилдои. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night's Blood Posted March 23, 2010 Report post Posted March 23, 2010 Ma zna on, zajebava garant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
In The Flesh Posted March 23, 2010 Report post Posted March 23, 2010 Nije mi jasno zašto ga gađa svećama? Romantika,ba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Селектор Posted March 23, 2010 Report post Posted March 23, 2010 Хах, ја сам поенту схватио тек на крају кад сам прочитао оно "гађај поново", пре тога сам га вијао оним туксом по екрану да га напушим, све се чудећи што константно стоји нула! Уосталом, пробајте, овако је још комичније! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night's Blood Posted March 23, 2010 Report post Posted March 23, 2010 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
In The Flesh Posted March 23, 2010 Report post Posted March 23, 2010 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLAGOJE Posted March 23, 2010 Report post Posted March 23, 2010 20 7.ali zadnjim kurcem sam ga bas onako meracki zazdio,uz psovanje krvi isusove. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
serblackbeard Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 20 18. Бежи педер по ћошковима, маму му јебем. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyzzz Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 milisekund je nedostajao da ga i 22. žvajzne po faci, ovako samo 21... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salebghouse Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 talvi, majstore 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sale 3sm Larry Flynt Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 Pogled na Jagodinu iz aviona. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fapril ethereal Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 e jebem mu mater ... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoidberg Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 Uhvatio skinhed cigu i dao mu kocku da baca. - Ako dobijes 1,2,3,4,5, ubicu te od batina! - A sta ako dobijem 6? - Nista, bacas opet. 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIZARD OF GORE Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 stari vic u novom izdanju: Stane voz pita Tito šta je? - Maršale nema više pruge, - Odma radna akcija,dovedite majstore i da se nastavi sa izgradnjom pruge. Stane voz pita Sloba šta je? - Nema više pruge. - Skidajte šine pozadi i postavljajte napred. Stane voz,pita Tadić šta je? - Nema više pruge predseniće. - Drmajte vagone da izgleda kao da putujemo. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night's Blood Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 Sad but true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grobodan Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 18 puta Mikija opalih, jbg mnogi su vestiji sa kurcem od mene ovde... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drogarito Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 Give this Gay a medal 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Man Walking Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 Stane voz pita Tito šta je? Trebalo mi je neko vreme da skontam rečenicu. Jebemli te u interpukciju. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footog Qpoos Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 al je dobar...hahha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehabilitovani Bagrem Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 Djilas wins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoivodBG Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 Mali Perica upita svoju učiteljicu može li razgovarati s njom poslije sata. Ona prihvati. Učiteljica: Onda, što mi želiš reći, Perice? Perica: Mislim da sam previše pametan da ostanem u ovom razredu, dosađujem se. Želio bih prijeći direktno u Gimnaziju. Nakon što je o svemu obaviješten, direktor upita Pericu želi polagati test. Perica prihvati bez oklijevanja i direktor započne s testom: Direktor: Hajde, Perice, da vidimo, koliko je 3x4? Perica: 12! Direktor: A 6x6? Perica: 36, gospodine direktore. Direktor: Glavni grad Japana? Perica: Tokyo. Test se nastavlja sljedećih pola sata, Perica ne pravi nijednu grešku! Na kraju testa, direktor je zadovoljan, ali umiješa se učiteljica i predloži da i ona postavi nekoliko pitanja. Obojica pristanu i ona započinje: Učiteljica: Dobro, Perice. Krava ih ima 4, a ja ih imam 2, što je to? Perica: Noge, gospođo. Učiteljica: Točno. Što ima u tvojim hlačama, a u mojim ih nema? (Direktora iznenadi pitanje...) Perica odgovara: Džepovi, gospođo. Učiteljica: Dobro, Perice. Gdje žene imaju najkovrčavije dlake? (Direktor se sprema intervenirati kada Perica odgovori..) Perica: U Africi, gospođo. Učiteljica: Što je meko, ali na rukama žene postane tvrdo? (Direktor razrogači oči...) ali Perica odgovori: Lak za nokte, gospođo. Učiteljica: Što muškarci i mi žene imamo nasred nogu? Perica: Koljena! Učiteljica: Dobro. A što udana žena ima šire od neudane? (Direktor ne vjeruje svojim ušima!!!???) Perica: Krevet, gospođo. Učiteljica: Koji dio mog tijela je često najvlažniji? Perica: Vaš jezik, gospođo. Učiteljica: Koja riječ počinje slovom "p", a označava nešto što može biti vlažno ili suho, i što muškarci vole gledati? Perica: Put! Direktor, sada već bez daha, sav mokar od znojan, odluči prekinuti test i uzvikne: Mali, svaka čast, ideš direktno na fakultet !! Ja bih odgovorio pogrešno na sva pitanja... Pouka: Čovjek tek s godinama postaje PERVERZAN 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
feyd Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehabilitovani Bagrem Posted March 24, 2010 Report post Posted March 24, 2010 pre 11 godina. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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