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Pa da, opšte je to poznato. Fino je to objašnjeno na evilbible.com:

 

http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm

 

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

 

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

 

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

 

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

 

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

 

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

 

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

 

 

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

 

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

 

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

 

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http://www.blackmetalrevolution.com/

 

Black Metal Revolution is a forthcoming book that will profile a series of artists and musicians discussing their most revered Black Metal records.

 

One of the underlying subtexts of the book is the exploration of the symbiotic relationship between the author of the submission and their chosen record. The concept being that the nominated record holds the esteem simply because the author grants it that reverie.

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Norway's DØDHEIMSGARD (DHG) has been rejoined by vocalist Kvohst (a.k.a. Mat McNerney) and is currently working on material for a new album. According to a posting on the group's MySpace page, "Vicotnik [guitar, vocals] and Kvohst have turned a thousand burdens into 30 new tunes and texts. Once they are given an unclean bill of health, a new album will be discharged and released."

 

In other news, DØDHEIMSGARD has two new members — Terghl on drums and Blargh (NIDINGR) on guitar. The band states, "Both Terghl and Blargh have perfected their individual crafts for years and have had extensive band-experience before joining the DHG asylum. Both are looking forward to their new existence as unproductive members of society."

 

DØDHEIMSGARD 2010 is:

 

* Vicotnik (a.k.a. Yusaf Parvez; CODE, VED BUENS ENDE, MANES, NAER MATARON, APHRODISIAC, STRID) - Guitar, Vocals

* Kvohst (a.k.a. Mat McNerney; VOID, THE TRAGEDIANS, CODE, GANGRENATOR, DECREPIT SPECTRE, HEXVESSEL, BEASTMILK, ISRATHOUM) - Vocals

* Blargh (CORE, GRAVFERD, NIDINGR) - Guitar

* Clandestine (a.k.a. Kristian Eidskrem; PARADIGMA) - Bass

* Terghl - Drums

* Jormundgand (DEN SAAKALDTE) - Keyboards

 

DØDHEIMSGARD has been confirmed for next year's edition of Hellfest, set to take place June 17-19, 2010 in Clisson, France.

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