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vozd se sprema za playgirl

Pokazuje tri kurca od kojih je najmanji onaj pravi.

 

Pardon,krivi.

Jel se to meni čini, ili su Voždu gaće malo braon?

Edited February 27, 201114 yr by Sisus

па како си мислио да се љуцки убрише са оним бодљама на рукама?

 

<born1986> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working

<born1986> i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school

<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working

<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?

<born1986> hell yes

<born1986> it was working fine yesterday

<born1986> why does this shit always happen to me?

<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position

<born1986> i havent touched it since school

<born1986> i'm growing impatient

<born1986> ANGRY even

<Z00ass> throw that shit out tha window

 

. . .

 

<born1986> OMG i fuckin did it!!!

<born1986> FUCK!!!!!

<Z00ass> it works?

<born1986> no, i threw it out the window

<Z00ass> the disk?

<born1986> NO the whole drive

<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*

<Z00ass>

<born1986> FUCK SHIT FUCK

<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE

<born1986> brb

 

. . .

 

<born1986> shit

<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?

<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive

<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock

<Z00ass>

<born1986> quite HARD

<born1986> and you know what?

<born1986> that fucking disk wasnt even there

<Z00ass> ???

<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway

<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag

<Z00ass> lol

<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE

<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

 

. . .

 

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again

<born1986> brb

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Edited February 27, 201114 yr by Mita

 

 

Edited February 28, 201114 yr by SkullKrusheR

mp3 pornici? roflmaocetung

Ne zajebavajte Dachaza, srushice ponovo YUM

Hehe. Dobra fora. Ja sam uvek razmisljao da skinem muziku iz jedne pornjave koja mi se svidjala. Djavo u gospodjici Dzouns 3. Najjaca muzika u istoriji pornjave.

Čega se odričemo usvajanjem bolonjskog procesa:

 

Prvi školski dan u jednoj američkoj srednjoj školi. Nastavnica predstavlja novog učenika Sakira Suzukija iz Japana.

Počinje čas i nastavnica ispituje: "Sada ćemo videti koliko poznajete američku istoriju. Ko je rekao "Sloboda ili smrt"?

 

Odjednom tišina i samo Suzuki digne ruku: "Patrik Henri, 1775 u Filadelfiji."

 

Vrlo dobro Suzuki". A ko je rekao "Država je narod i kao takva ne sme

nikada umreti"?

 

Suzuki ustane: "Abraham Linkoln, 1863 u Wašingtonu."

 

Nastavnica strogo pogleda učenike pa reče: "Sram vas bilo. Suzuki je Japanac pa poznaje američku istoriju bolje od vas."

 

Tihi glas iz zadnje klupe: "Jebite se, usrani Japanci."

"Ko je to rekao?" - vikne učiteljica

 

Suzuki digne ruku i reče:

"General MekArtur, 1942 u Gvadalkanalu, i Li Ajakoka 1982 na skupštini deoničara

Krajslera, Detroit."

 

Razred je u tišini samo se iz pozadine čuje "Puši kurac"!

Učiteljica besni: "Sad je kraj! Ko je to bio?!"

 

Suzuki: "Bil Klinton Moniki Levinski, Ovalni Ofis, 1997 u Vašingtonu."

 

Drugi učenik se prodere: "Suzuki je govno! "

 

Suzuki: "Valentino Rosi u Rio de Žaneiru na moto Gran-Priju Brazila 2002."

 

Razred pada u histeriju, nastavnica u nesvest, a na vrata ulazi direktor:

 

"U pičku materinu, još nikad nisam video ovakav haos!"

 

Suzuki: "Predsednik vlade Zoran Živković ministru finansija Božidaru Ðeliću prilikom predstavljanja državnog budžeta, Beograd 2003."

 

 

 

 

 

Istina

Edited February 28, 201114 yr by Zoidberg

pa kad jeste k'o mačja guza

 

 

Edited February 28, 201114 yr by Bata Životinja