To je ovaj čovek

 

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Jel to onaj čuveni bubnjar što šalje svoju mamu u prodavnicu da mu kupi duplu pedalu?

Edited July 31, 201114 yr by Talvi

To je ovaj čovek

 

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Meni taj isti ovaj:

Edited July 31, 201114 yr by Talvi

To je ovaj čovek

 

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Edited July 31, 201114 yr by Talvi

Ko sledeći kvotuje sliku bez prebacivanja u link, nedelju dana odmora.

Jebote Miki sto si tolko besan? Rodjen los.

Kako prepoznati fudbalera na ulici?

- Ima 4 senke

Edited August 2, 201114 yr by enclave

 

Koliko strana smo imali bez kurceva?MIslim da je ovo bio rekord do sada.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 3, 201114 yr by Captain Spaulding

Realno .

Edited August 3, 201114 yr by Sreta

Ide komad hleba Etopijom, ali spazise ga ljudi na ulici i nastade prava jurnjava za njim. Bezi on tako kroz male uske sokacice i upade u bastu nekog lokala, kad tamo sedi komad salame i pije pice. Kad ga hleb ugleda, histericno povika: - "Bezi i tebe ce pojesti !" Na to ce salama: - "Nista se ti ne brini, spasavaj sebe, za mene oni jos nisu culi.

Edited August 3, 201114 yr by HEFEST

 

 

 

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Edited August 4, 201114 yr by Bitlđus