enclave Posted December 25, 2007 Report post Posted December 25, 2007 Sta radi beba na vrhu macha? - Klizi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukijan Mušicki Posted December 25, 2007 Report post Posted December 25, 2007 bio ciga u pritvoru i kaze panduru -ajde brate, pusti me da izadjem, samo malo da vidim zenu, da je kresnem, pa cu se vratiti... nemoze cigo... -ajde brate molim te... ma ne mogu cigo... -ajde bre vraticu se, niko nece zanti... dobro cigo, ali pod jednim uslovom... da te naguzim... i ciga sta ce, mora... skine se ciga, natrci se sav onako zgoljav i koscat... krene pandur, jebe, jebe... ne ide... kaze cigi: ajde cigo malo pomozi bre, ne ide... tek se okrene ciga i kaze... -voooliiim teeee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIZARD OF GORE Posted December 25, 2007 Report post Posted December 25, 2007 Hitleru je ime bilo: ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukijan Mušicki Posted December 25, 2007 Report post Posted December 25, 2007 Hitleru je ime bilo: ... daj jbt! nemoj zajebavati da jos postoji ljudi koji ne znaju Hitlerovo ime!?!?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudini Posted December 25, 2007 Report post Posted December 25, 2007 Pa naravno da svi znaju, zvao se kao i popularni pevač Topić - Dado!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WIZARD OF GORE Posted December 25, 2007 Report post Posted December 25, 2007 A ovako izgleda dodela novogodisnjih paketica: znaju deca sta valja Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markomrki Posted December 26, 2007 Report post Posted December 26, 2007 ovp samo u srbiji i kirgistanu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divlji Tigar Posted December 27, 2007 Report post Posted December 27, 2007 Crveni Ferarri -Tata je li Ferarri crveni auto sa konjićem? -Jeste sine -Tata jedan nas upravo pretice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machka Naopachka Posted December 27, 2007 Report post Posted December 27, 2007 hahahhaha odlichno :):) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NećuDisplejNejm Posted January 10, 2008 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 Sedi covek u parku na klupi i cita novine.Dolazi devojcica i pocinje da se igra loptom. Covek iznerviran joj kaze: -ako ne prestanes da lupas s tim, iskopacu ti oko! ona nastavlja da se igra. I on joj stvarno iskopa jedno oko, misleci da ce da ode.Ali,ne,ona nastavlja da lupa. on joj onda kaze: -iskopacu ti i drugo oko ako ne prestanes sa tim. Devojcica nastavlja sa svojom igrom, i cova joj iskopa i drugo oko. Kad je to uradio, devojcica je uzela loptu i krenula. On iznenadjen, je pita: -Pa gde ces sad, kad sam ti iskopao oci? -mama mi je rekla da dodjem kuci kad padne mrak! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaralena Posted January 10, 2008 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 Aaaaaaaa, dobar, nema sta! Doooooobar! Ne podnosim bezobrazna derista, stalno mi kradu slatkise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NećuDisplejNejm Posted January 10, 2008 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 kako se zove crnogorski ronilacki klub? DJERONIMO! (glup vic ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukyo Posted January 11, 2008 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 kako se zove crnogorski ronilacki klub? DJERONIMO! (glup vic ) Onako, 6/10 Sta dobijesh kad ubacish gubavca u more? -Shumetju Tabletu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NećuDisplejNejm Posted January 11, 2008 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Sta dobijes kad ukrstis zirafu i slona? Keca iz biologije! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Layla Posted January 11, 2008 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Layla Posted January 11, 2008 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Да не заборавим и моју омиљену Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePowerhead Posted January 11, 2008 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Питање: Зашто емос седи у бари и плаче? Одговор: Како зашто! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukijan Mušicki Posted January 11, 2008 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 sta treba uraditi kad epilepticar dobije napad u kadi? ubaciti prljav ves i prasak! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisus Posted January 11, 2008 Report post Posted January 11, 2008 Sad se setih jednog vica. Pita mali cigan tatu: - Je li tata, a kako se zove onaj poznati naucnik Volta? - Sta, kako? Pa Dzontra. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutak Posted January 12, 2008 Report post Posted January 12, 2008 sta treba uraditi kad epilepticar dobije napad u kadi? ubaciti prljav ves i prasak! Brutalno !!! Odakle ti iskopas takve viceve ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukijan Mušicki Posted January 12, 2008 Report post Posted January 12, 2008 Brutalno !!! Odakle ti iskopas takve viceve ??? treba imati um prilagodjen tome... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josif Visarionovič Posted January 12, 2008 Report post Posted January 12, 2008 Sta slon koristi za vibrator?Epilepticara Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelystor Posted January 12, 2008 Report post Posted January 12, 2008 Valjda slonica jebem mu... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisus Posted January 12, 2008 Report post Posted January 12, 2008 Kad smo vec kod slonova: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakashi Posted January 12, 2008 Report post Posted January 12, 2008 (edited) Šta je to malo, crno i grebe po staklu? Beba u rerni. Naravoučenije: Isecite bebi nokte da vam ne bi oštetila staklo. Edited January 12, 2008 by Hérétique Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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