Sisus Posted May 3, 2008 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 pa da ja ne razumem, ne bih tebe pitao i stavio ona dva smajlija... jbg, ipak ja idem vec 11 godina u razred sa seljacima (ne mislim "seljaci" kao SELJACINE, vec pravi seljaci...) Ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uruk Posted May 3, 2008 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 Decak ulazi u sobu. -Mama kupi mi biciklu -NE -Mama molim te kupi mi biciklu -Ne -Ali mama molim te kupi mi biciklu sva druga deca imaju biciklu, molim te kupi mi biciklu -Ne, vec smo pricali o tome. I nemoj vise da me zoves mama, to sto sam sa tvojim ocem ne znaci da sam ti majka. -Pa kako onda da te zovem? -Cika Zoki Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted May 3, 2008 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 Koja je razlika izmedju Jevreja i Deda Mraza? Deda Mraz ulazi na odzak,a Jevreji tuda izlaze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vresište Posted May 3, 2008 Report post Posted May 3, 2008 Bull and Turkey A turkey is chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighs the turkey, "but I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replies the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecks at a lump of dung and finds that it actually gives him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reaches the second branch. Finally after a week, there he is proudly perched at the top of the tree. Unfortunately he is spotted by a farmer, who shoots him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Imash ti i dobrih momenata dechko. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melodicus Deathus... Posted May 4, 2008 Report post Posted May 4, 2008 Leze dvoje u krevetu posle sexa i pricaju nesto,kad plavusa upita : "Da ti nemas sidu?" Momak joj odgovori: "Ne,a zasto me to pitas" "Nista vazno, nego ne bih htela da je ponovo dobijem" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted May 4, 2008 Report post Posted May 4, 2008 Imash ti i dobrih momenata dechko. Nek si mi ti ziv i zdrav Obozavam irske viceve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejbe Kompajler Posted May 4, 2008 Report post Posted May 4, 2008 Imash ti i dobrih momenata dechko. има, има :da: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted May 4, 2008 Report post Posted May 4, 2008 Dosta ljudi,pocrveneh.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Man Walking Posted May 4, 2008 Report post Posted May 4, 2008 triput meri jednom popins! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted May 5, 2008 Report post Posted May 5, 2008 (edited) :) :) :) triput meri jednom popins,hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited May 5, 2008 by The Joker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejbe Kompajler Posted May 5, 2008 Report post Posted May 5, 2008 ја мислим да је Џокер мало прс'о са мозгићем!!:):) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukijan Mušicki Posted May 5, 2008 Report post Posted May 5, 2008 triput meri jednom popins! to kralju, to sampione! hahahahahahhaa koje ludilo! hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machka Naopachka Posted May 5, 2008 Report post Posted May 5, 2008 a? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Man Walking Posted May 5, 2008 Report post Posted May 5, 2008 To je prefinjeni humor, nije za svakoga... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejbe Kompajler Posted May 5, 2008 Report post Posted May 5, 2008 ја не могу да схватим да неко ово не конта :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machka Naopachka Posted May 5, 2008 Report post Posted May 5, 2008 M'da. U pravu si, jako je smesno. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted May 7, 2008 Report post Posted May 7, 2008 Idu dva paradajza pustinjom i kaže prvi: -Pazi kaktusssss. A drugi će-Pička ti materina luda nismo mi baloni. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustang Posted May 7, 2008 Report post Posted May 7, 2008 Dođe lopov u banku i opljačka je i po izlasku upita jednog čoveka: - "Jesi li me video?" Čovek: - "Jesam." I pljačkaš ubije čoveka. Upita drugog: - "Jesi li me video?" On kaže: - "Nisam ali moja žena jeste." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted May 7, 2008 Report post Posted May 7, 2008 Kako se na ruskom kaze vazelin? KARAMAZOV! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazaGNR Posted May 7, 2008 Report post Posted May 7, 2008 To je prefinjeni humor, nije za svakoga... ја не могу да схватим да неко ово не конта :) Ne krivim uopste coveka. Sta,nije sad svako citao Meri Popins kad je bio mali. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukijan Mušicki Posted May 7, 2008 Report post Posted May 7, 2008 ali gledao film bar jednom jeste! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melodicus Deathus... Posted May 7, 2008 Report post Posted May 7, 2008 - Kako se pare jezevi? - Oprezno, vrlo, vrlo oprezno... /////////////////////////// - Koja zivotinja ima dve sive i dve smedje noge? - Slon koji ima proliv. /////////////////// Zena: "Sta da ja umrem? Da li bi se ponovo ozenio?" Muz: "Ne bih!" Zena: "Sto? Ne volis sto si ozenjen?!" Muz: "Naravno da volim." Zena: "Zasto se onda ne bi ponovo ozenio?" Muz: "Dobro, ozenio bih se." Zena: "Bi?" (s tuznim izrazom lica). Muz: (uzdise). Zena: "Da li bi ziveli u nasoj kuci?" Muz: "Naravno, ova kuca je super." Zena: "Da li bi spavali u nasem krevetu?" Muz: "A gde bi drugo spavali?" Zena: "Dao bi joj da vozi moj auto?" Muz: "Verovatno, novi je." Zena: "Da li bi stavio njene slike, umesto mojih?" Muz: "Verovatno bih morao." Zena: "Da li bi ona koristila moje palice za golf?" Muz: "Ne, ona je levoruka." Zena: Tisina.... Muz: "E, jebi ga." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Black Gruja Posted May 7, 2008 Report post Posted May 7, 2008 triput meri jednom popins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelystor Posted May 7, 2008 Report post Posted May 7, 2008 Čak Noris je izuo Cipeliće. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayreonaut Posted May 7, 2008 Report post Posted May 7, 2008 Čak Noris može da pojede samo jednu Cedevita bombonu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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