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Few children get sick and then wait with giddy impatient delight for mom to jam a thermometer through the backdoor. Those that do grow up to have a lot of cats. For the rest of us, having our internal body heat measured rectally was a very solemn process. Never the less, those wacky kids over in their SpongeBob factory figured the one thing missing from every child’s sick ass was music. The SpongeBob theme should burst forth from every anus as the patient’s temperature is being taken as a constant, surreal and unforgettable reminder that something shaped like a cartoon character is jammed inside them.

 

Lest you think this is just faulty research skills or a regular thermometer that isn’t necessarily for the ass, rest assured that right on the label it explicitly says “for the ass.”

 

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